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Man kills himself over the ending new harry potter plot

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Ms. Clovis said that she hoped Mr. Ralston's death would cause federal authorities to tighten the flow of Harry Potter plot information to prevent similar tragedies from taking place. 


 

 

WHAT!??? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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bullshit

 

"Elsewhere, stocks rallied on news of Goldman Sachs' joint venture with Satan."

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"But when he started wearing that wizard hat around town, we really should have seen that as a cry for help."

 

bloodninja?

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"Andy Borowitz is a comedian and the author of "Who Moved My Soap? The CEO's Guide to Surviving in Prison: The Bernie Madoff Edition."

 

YALL ARE FUCKING RETARDS, ITS RIGHT UNDER THE STORY

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shit i was thinking about doing that exact same thing. ORIGINOO, but now my plans are foiled due to this person.

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"In my heart I believe that could have saved Jude's life, even if he didn't have one," she said. 


 

 

hahaha, way to add insult to injury/death.

 

i just saw the new harry potter and it was totally weak. im not that big of a fan, but it was pretty boring. some funny bits though. smash hermione.

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yea i think huffington post is like the onion

 

i fuckin hate all the fake news sites out now, especially when they're like this and not as obvious as the onion

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PEOPLE PLAYING REAL QUIDDITCH FOR A COLLEGE OFFERED SPORT-WHAT THE FUCK:

 

Yeah dood they were talking about this when I did college tours at dartmouth. Hella nerdy haha.

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