twinky the kid Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 yeah basically, made a bad move by eating some fucking 24 hour mexican joint food. and for the past five hours or so ive had extremely annoying heart burn. so bad its kept me from sleeping. im basically looking to see if any of you dudes got any home remedies to cure this shit. i just smoked a cigarette and ate the ashes, which used to work almost instantly. drank milk too. right now it helped ease the heartburn but its still lingering. im hoping it doesnt come back. but yeah any help would be appreciated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Insert hands through your chest and pull out still beating heart. Problem solved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the radiologist Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 ginger snaps and lemon juice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Nerves Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 TUMS TUMS TUMS TUMS TUMMMSSSSS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 rantidine. Usually works for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butter_Milkshake Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Google Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ginger Bread Man Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 rantidine. Usually works for me this guy knows whats up. there are teas out there which will cause you to burp and slowly make you feel better. i was close to puking<literally> after my first cup i was fine. good luck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoneCACA Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 here is a home solution with a medical/physical explanation When you have heartburn, it is not because you have too much acid in your stomach, it is because you don't have enough, the food is therefore not well digested and gas is formed. Its that gas that gives you the burning sensation. The way Tums and other alkalin remedy work is that by ingesting them, it gets rid of ALL the acid in your stomach, then your stomach is like "oh shit no more acid" and it starts producing it for a brief period. Which is why by taking Tums, you would only tell your stomach that it needs Tums to produce acid, which will do the exact opposite of solving the problem. SO you need to ingest something acid. Take a table spoon or two of vinegar. Trust me. Its really awful for 10 seconds, but you will instantly get rid of your heartburn. Not only that but it won,t become a chronic thing that way. When i heard this explanation myself, i was sceptical, tried it, and was blown away by its truthfulness and effectiveness. Real talk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 I suffer from horrible, HORRIBLE heartburn to the point that I can't sleep or even enjoy myself The only thing that's ever worked for me consistently is Prilosec. Its a fucking godsend, I'd be a miserable fuck without it Oh yeah, and I have tried to the vinegar and it seems to work, but I've never felt worse stomach pain in my life. Im talking 3 or 4 hours of excruciating cramps from one shot of white vinegar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoneCACA Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 ^^^ seems like you need to just flat out change your eating habits. No one should rely on medication to fix digestive problems, its all about what you eat Vs how your digestive system works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoneCACA Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 oh and i suggest balsamic vinegar, white vinegar is cheap and is only good for cleaning fast food restaurant tables. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 oh and i suggest balsamic vinegar, white vinegar is cheap and is only good for cleaning fast food restaurant tables. i use white vinegar, and it works swell. /chronic heartbun sufferer since '86. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a/s/l? Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 i gets the heartburn after teh grease Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 pray to kali ma...wait, no don't do that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 nah Kali Ma is cool. She is a very important goddess. prop'd, though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 i put bricks under the head end of my bed to elevate it. keeps the heartburn away while i sleep. i usually just wash down tums with milk, but mine isnt that bad most of the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KINGSHITOFFUCKMOUNTAIN Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 gargle bleach Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demolishun Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 eat some pancakes, drenched in syrup... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 yeah basically, made a bad move by swallowing some fucking mexican hipster's semen for the the last 24 hours. and for the past five hours or so ive engaged in extremely rough unprotected anal sex. so bad its kept me from sleeping. im basically looking to see if any of you bottoms got any home remedies to cure this loose butthole problem. i just smoked a cigarette and ate his asshole, which used to work almost instantly. drank more man milk too. right now it helped ease the anal leakage but its still lingering. im hoping my backside gets better so we can go at it another 24 hours. but yeah any help would be appreciated. *fixed /nh 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 someone should start a thread of all false home remedies, just so people do and ingest all sorts of fucked up nasty shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted July 16, 2009 Author Share Posted July 16, 2009 *fixed /nh :lol: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 I used to get really bad heartburn, but not so much lately. Prilosec works but it's expensive and takes a while....kind of like claritin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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twinky the kid Posted July 16, 2009 Author Share Posted July 16, 2009 so eat a shotgun? what would be the best way to cook it? im guessing broiling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 cock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILOTSMYBRAIN Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Ha! I get really bad heart burn from most Spanish food in general too. Some Italian. I don't even look at Indian food, fuck that. My remedy is just sticking to things that I know won't fuck me over as soon as I start digesting it. GL though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted July 16, 2009 Author Share Posted July 16, 2009 yeah thats usually my cure for heartburn. if you know itll burn, dont eat it. but that enchilada style chicken and bean burrito was damn tempting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 vineager cure ftw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rice eyes Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 vinigger cure ftw what??! also, butter chicken before bed is a horrible idea /CantSleepBecauseOfHeartBurn.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwight Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 who knew a heartburn thread would make me laugh as hard as I just did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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