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So this guy gets arrested.....

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We just got back from deployment about less than a month ago, I'm living in the barracks with all the single guys cause my wife moved back to phx, im getting out of army in 45-55 days. So this guy that lives in the room right across from mine, is a compulsive liar, we all know, and hate these types of people. At least I do anyway. This guy "claims" to have problems for miles, "wife" left him, "GF" cheating on him, His house "burnt down", and the army hates him because he's a fat worthless medic. What good is a line medic that can't keep up, and carry his own bags right? To some the guy up, hes worthless. So I'm browsing around the local news website's, because soldier's are generally fucking stupid, especially the infantry guy's in my unit, i run across the dude that lives across from me, his name appears in a local news report when I type in the highways name, to check for drunken wrecks and collisions. Here's what i found:

 

http://www.wishtv.com/dpp/news/strange/strange_kxan_Cop_impersonator_caught_2618343

 

 

some of the comments are pretty funny too, though it only shows the last 5 posted, unless you log in. It might actually be worth creating an account, just to see some of the comments people he knows, have left.

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Killen is pretty boring.

 

But they have a street called Tank Destroyer Blvd...which I think is awesome and hilarious.

And awesome graffiti such as this

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makes it alot better if you know the guy, tried to explain him a little bit, but i cant even talk about the guy for that long, thats how much everyone hates this kid.

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yeah i live on Tank Destroyer actually, that street is NOT a fun street to do 5+ mile runs on

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I enjoy cop impersonation stories, there was a 16 year old kid here in washington that walked into a police station wearing a costume from a costume store and was issued a handgun and radio and went out on patrol with a real officer who was able to figure out the situation.

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i cant think of any street i would want to run 5 miles on

 

How about one lined with naked porn stars and ice cream soda fountains?

 

edit- you guys are asleep at the switch here-

 

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People who impersonate cops should be shot by armed citizens that they may approach during traffic stops. They deserve it above all, and it would also stop women from getting kidnapped and raped by fake cops. I would never pull over if I felt like it is not actually a cop, and if that person chased me they would get fucking shot at. Impersonating a cop is a really stupid thing to try and pull these days.

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How about one lined with naked porn stars and ice cream soda fountains?

 

edit- you guys are asleep at the switch here-

 

kaclbaacj.jpg

 

 

 

Twinky · 17 hours ago

Was he cute? He sounds cute.... Whenever I get pulled over, I blow them, even if they don't let me off with a warning.

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Janice · 12 hours ago

yeah, i sometimes do that myself to get myself out of tickets

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Somebody has to be pretty lame to impersonate someone as lame as a cop.

I would impersonate something awesome like a bear or a cheeseburger.

You don't see rappers writing songs about "Fuck The Cheeseburger" or "Cheeseburger Killer" or punk bands singing songs like "Hate The Bear" or "Bear Bastard"..but songs about hating the police or the police being total dickheads are classic.

 

I would also think about impersonating a food critic so as to possibly attain free meals at high class eateries.

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Vandalism that promotes positive actions is so crucial.

 

I wanted to go about town putting up messages such as,

"Call your grandmother"

"Go on nature walks"

"Don't forget to recycle"

"Go to the library. Read a book"

"Don't talk to strangers"

"Adopt kittens"

"Buy local produce"

"Hold the door open for strangers"

"Help old ladies cross the street"

"Please and Thank You"

"Donate to charity"

"Tell your mom that you love her"

"Don't beat your children"

"Brush your teeth at least twice daily"

"Kick bums"

 

Things like that.

I just always procrastinate and don't do 90% of the things I say I will do.

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there are people in portland who do shit like that but they use fat caps on a pieced wall and will use a mop in an already covered bathroom and it comes off cheesy but i do enjoy seeing them on some random wall with a crappy can of spray paint or a shitty ass marker

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