blood fart Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 I did a search to see if this thread existed, but got sidetracked with the million pages of unrelated threads that came up. So I am just going to go ahead and throw this out there. I don't want to spark any debate about capital punishment, because really..that isn't my thing. I don't like to argue and I do like food, so that is what this is about Death row inmates last meal requests and final words used to be available to the public. I guess they done did went and changed that. But here is a site that has listings from 2002-2007. I enjoy reading this sort of thing. http://deadmaneating.com/ Here's one that is just for Texas inmates. http://www.thememoryhole.org/deaths/texas-final-meals.htm Here is an article about a dude who was the cook on death row for 11 years. He wrote a book about it. I might just go ahead and buy that book. http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2004/mar/14/foodanddrink.features12 From watching Anthony Bourdain shows, I have learned that when sitting around the table for a meal with friends and colleagues, he often asks everyone to tell what their last meal would be if they were on death row. That is what I am now doing here. My final meal would probably be a biscuit with cream gravy, migas with corn tortillas and fried potatoes, and fried okra. And a piece of pecan pie. With iced chai tea and water. Now. You reply with what your final meal would be and leave out any talk on the topic of capital punishment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Yer mom... and for dessert a dead baby float Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 I wonder if I ask for that $5,000 failburger, if they'd turn me down. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juiceposse Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Roast pork, scallopped potatoes, fresh beans cooked in garlic butter and broccoli/cauliflower covered in cheese sauce with a nice gravy over the top of all that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KINGSHITOFFUCKMOUNTAIN Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 mmmm fried okra i hate threads that make me hungry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 i would ask to eat a dick. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted July 15, 2009 Author Share Posted July 15, 2009 I wonder if I ask for that $5,000 failburger, if they'd turn me down. They have price limits on what you can get. You can request it, but that doesn't mean you will actually get it. From that article about the death row cook, he said that sometimes the newspapers would report that the inmate would get 12 enchiladas and 4 tacos, but that was just his (the inmate) request and he would actually only get 4 enchiladas and two tacos. I think some states have a $15 limit on what you can request..but I think that if you order fast food and it is less than $15, they will give it to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 i would ask to eat a dick. Yeah you would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 your dick too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banana fishd Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 I'd like Posole but maybe not because it would remind me of home...and since I am a big sissy I'd prolly cry all over my delicious posole and ruin it. Corn tortillas and guacamole. Dessert- Frozen yogurt-Almonds, Kiwis, Strawberries, Black berries and mochii. and a unsweetened Iced tea with lemon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deserfab Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 2 philly cheese steaks with tapatio and a dr pepper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 this thread made me hungry eatin some cookies now. dao would order cheezsteaks and i bet ab would order 48 jbc's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FruityLexia. Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 I would order cyanide and save the dudes some trouble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Internerd Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 I don't think I could eat knowing i'm about to be executed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
george jetson Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 ^^^ i feel the same. but assuming that they drugged me up with all sorts of chiller-outers id probably ask for a slab of pork ribs with a side of fries and candied yams and a sprite from the local bbq spot in the hood. only costs about $9. hopefully the great state of california could hook that up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Jules Asner's pussy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted July 15, 2009 Author Share Posted July 15, 2009 I think most states offer to give you a sedative if you want it, to keep you from freaking the fuck out about your date with death. My initial thought would be to ask for a samosa, cheese pakoras with mixed chutneys, some cholle batura, and palak paneer. And a thai noodle bowl with peanut sauce, tofu and veggies. Since I am from Texas, I am going with the Texas Dept. of Corrections, which means as a female that I would be held in Gatesville, Texas. Gatesville is also the town where I did my prison stint, so I know that there is not much in that town in the way of ethnic foods..so if I asked for Indian and Thai food...they would probably just give me a cheeseburger and tell me to deal with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RHDS Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 cheese pizza and 3 glasses of water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 ham sammich's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spring Break '92 Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 KFC original recipe all dark, kimchi, kalbi beef, macaroni salad, and carrot cake. Lemon ice tea and apple juice to drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 i would wanna eat the warden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 I would order cyanide and save the dudes some trouble. :lol: :lol: :lol: I would eat porkchops. sausage, and bacon. And try one more time to piss off Allah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Fresh human adrenaline gland so I can be high as fuck when this shit goes down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blood Feast Island Man Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 mutton vindaloo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 calzone, big macs, kfc snackers, cheezits, funyuns, a gyro, some bbq ribs, and a monster energy drink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 a cake with a file baked inside, followed by freedom fries & the wardens cooked heart with alfredo sauce OR 1/2 a DAO approved philly cheesesteak & 1/2 a generic cheesesteak from an obscure eatery that does not focus solely on them, so i can have an opinion based on both sides of the arguing spectrum on this matter http://www.thememoryhole.org/deaths/texas-final-meals.htm some of these are entertaining in a sick way/sad :huh: #6 - fully bit #5 #11 - plain cheese sandwich #123 - asked for his meal to be given to the homeless #152 - shrimp & salad. shrimp not available. served cheeseburger, french fries & cola LOLDENIED # 256 & 271 - went all out #291 - cool whip & cherries cool thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 asked for food to be given to the homeless? wtf? he should have grubbed the fuck down, they aren't gonna give a damn thing to the homeless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Feed Yer Ego Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 "The most requested last meal is a cheeseburger and French fries." wtf. fail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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