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If it's hot tomorrow (it's supposed to be in the 70s) I'm going to finish up the paper at the library.

 

Like I said, not my apartment, not my deal. If I were in Oakland and it was this hot I'd go up to the lake.

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A blaze of glory shootout with the feds.

Hopefully you take a good grip of them with you.

 

 

Haha. No way.

 

You'll go out when VR interwebs face punching is a reality.

By that time you'll be too old and a gang of 15 year old channers

will get the best of you.

 

I predict you take out at least 5 of them, then they will "rage".

 

 

Twinky will be shot in a robbery gone wrong.

 

Chupa will be taken out by the relatives of Jim Henson.

 

Tresix will fall off of old smoky. It will not be covered in cheese.

 

Smart will choke on his fedora in a drunken haze (mistaking it for a beer).

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I'm going to wreck while driving on the Autobahn, killing both R@ndom and myself.

Our cats will jump off the balcony to their deaths after being overcome with grief over my passing.

 

 

Or you'll just walk in on Random pulling a "Carradine"....and then hang yourself after shooting your cats.

 

 

oh, and the radiologist: Cancer due to long term exposure.

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