KILZ FILLZ Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 I figure DAO will either choke on a cheesesteak or have an aneurism while typing an angry rant/argument. Twinky seems to get dramatic on here, I'd say he'll die from a broken heart. Kimjung will be kidnapped by some backwoods hillbilly and never heard from again. He'll pass away in a hidden room below a trap door in a barn drunk off of moonshine and goat meat. A few people will die of hating, or cheap drugs and cheap hoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Im pretty sure I will die of a heart attack....hopefully I will be a ripe old age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Right now my money is on heatstroke (96 here). same here...fucking miserable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Oh, and 50million. After eating a rather unsatisfactory $500 burger, she'll go on to a sushi restaurant where she'll ingest some cheap fugu and die. Poison, poison, tasty fish! http://www.videosift.com/video/The-Simpsons-Go-To-A-Sushi-Restaurant-Homer-eats-Fugu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Twinky seems to get dramatic on here, I'd say he'll die from a broken heart. first i was like :D then i was like :crying: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 twink will die from tight pants cutting of his circulation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 i have a feeling your death will be from either boats or hoes. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 sounds like a sweet way to go out!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Flowsmith Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 SSGG is gonna get shanked by Chupacabra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 ssgg is going to die from getting beat down from a roid raging bro-dog in his suburb home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 also pizzy may die of exhaustion from yolkin niggas constantly. or heart attack from excessive molly whopping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 swampfight and stan deathmatch. In reality I worry about some of the younger folks on here when I look back on by own life and remember friends overdosing, getting in crashes drunk and overdosing on purpose to end things. Some in the anxiety thread come to mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 blood fart is gonna meet king diamond and have a heart attack 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 edit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 lol i seen it, morton = likin dicks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 uncle twink : tased to death. result of to catch a predator gone wrong. :lol: :lol: :lol: the possibility of this is high is the funniest part Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 LMAOOOOOO WHAAAAT! HAHAHA ALREADY, BUT I DONT GOT A BEARD ANYMORE :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 also pizzy may die of exhaustion from yolkin niggas constantly. or heart attack from excessive molly whopping. BAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 When the time seems right, hopefully 'round 2040, I'ma try n have a 10 choke me out (like Gatti) while I bust deep all over her eggs And hopefully, 9 months later, I'll pop right out of her womb w/all my memories of this life still intact ^Oontkid most likely to die from autoerotic asphyxiation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 D.A.O. : cirrhosis (but unknown if from alcohol or hepatitis C) How would I get hepatitis? I don't shoot drugs, and the only person I stick my dick in is my wife. Being as I didn't get the hep from any of the numerous cockwhores I ran through in my youth, I don't foresee me catching that shit now. (knocks on wood) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 pick me! pick me! A blaze of glory shootout with the feds. Hopefully you take a good grip of them with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Electric Chair for the day I lose it and just run around lacerating motherfuckers throats. Nigga you gonna OD on Oxies. I hope we get a chance to chomp down on some cheesesteaks together though before that happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Right now my money is on heatstroke (96 here). 96 isn't even a ridiculous temperature. That's like a normal summer day. You'd have to be 96 years old to get a heatstroke in 96 degree weather. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 When the time seems right, hopefully 'round 2040, I'ma try n have a 10 choke me out (like Gatti) while I bust deep all over her eggs And hopefully, 9 months later, I'll pop right out of her womb w/all my memories of this life still intact Now that's a plan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 nice post spree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 96 isn't even a ridiculous temperature. That's like a normal summer day. You'd have to be 96 years old to get a heatstroke in 96 degree weather. You've got a point, but there's a couple of qualifiers to consider- 1. This is the first day this summer it's gotten over 85. No shit...it's been unseasonably cool here lately. Even in Oakland, and it's usually at least 10 degrees warmer there. 2. The fan here sucks. Well, it blows, just not very well. I spent a good portion of the day indoors helping a friend with the outline for a critical analysis paper. I should have went to the library....they have AC there. 3. I have considerably more hair than I did last summer. Don't ask me why I don't get a haircut, I'm just gonna be stubborn about it. 4. I did see a guy keel over from the heat today at the store. He wasn't 96, though. I took two cool showers today and I still feel like the floor of a taxicab. Fortunately, the forecast says that it's going to be in the 70s tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 SSGG is gonna get shanked by Chupacabra. SSGG is going to die trying to fight a police dog with his bare thumbs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 You've got a point, but there's a couple of qualifiers to consider- 1. This is the first day this summer it's gotten over 85. No shit...it's been unseasonably cool here lately. Even in Oakland, and it's usually at least 10 degrees warmer there. 2. The fan here sucks. Well, it blows, just not very well. I spent a good portion of the day indoors helping a friend with the outline for a critical analysis paper. I should have went to the library....they have AC there. 3. I have considerably more hair than I did last summer. Don't ask me why I don't get a haircut, I'm just gonna be stubborn about it. 4. I did see a guy keel over from the heat today at the store. He wasn't 96, though. I took two cool showers today and I still feel like the floor of a taxicab. Fortunately, the forecast says that it's going to be in the 70s tomorrow. Why don't you have a air conditioner? They have window units at Walmart for like $70. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 1. I'm staying at a friend's apartment across the bay (AKA the 650, AKA my old hood). 2. The windows here are weird. 3. I don't know where Walmart is. (Somewhere in the cuts is my guess.) 4. Or have 70 bucks to spend on AC. Anyway, I think the natural AC is going to kick in tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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