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the radiologist

Oontzer death predictions.

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everyone out there be wonderin some times how and when you gonna die.

 

from resently being addicted to the oontz, i feel i got knowledge on how you top cats on here is gonna go. sorry.

 

 

D.A.O. : cirrhosis (but unknown if from alcohol or hepatitis C)

 

Da Kid Mero: catches stray bullet at wu-tang concert. ghostface tells undertaker to wash his face before his ass.

 

uncle twink : tased to death. result of to catch a predator gone wrong.

 

Don Cheadle: starvation. falls in Fernel Morris trap door/no one sees or hears.

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None of those first predictions are funny nor do they have very much to do with the person.

 

 

 

 

 

You have failed.

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Casek is gonna die from a virus

 

 

<rimshot>

 

 

Like cancer? Black death? Texas tea?

 

Not aids, I sent that to seeking (thanks grandma).

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None of those first predictions are funny nor do they have very much to do with the person.

 

 

 

 

 

You have failed.

 

haha, what? really? they are all on point...

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Da Kid Mero: catches stray bullet at wu-tang concert. ghostface tells undertaker to wash his face before his ass.

 

 

:lol: :lol:

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I think twinky will die in some sort of weird homosexual encounter

 

I on the other hand will never die, because you cannot kill the metal

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did this nigga just post his id on the oontz? ^^^^^^^^ also, that looks cut hard....

 

me: freak skateboard accident - tre flip that taps my gooch so hard i vomit blood and pass out in a parking garage... unable to be revived by anything less than voodoo magik.

 

my parts sold to the lowest bidder.

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Lil S, you should kick your dealer's ass for fucking you over so bad. Bet you had to shit hard after that rail..

 

IOU - I can't die, the universe would be too sad to continue on and thus everyone would die. So I can't die.

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