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btw: If you are confused and voice it, I'll just tell you that this thread must go over your head and you obviously don't understand b/c "it's a black thing".

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To Whom It May Concern,

 

I am writing today to pontificate my utter OUTRAGE over the fact that Lord Casek dared to momentarily think the dreaded S-Word.

 

You see, I am inordinately proud of my gender – and why shouldn't I be? It took incredible skill and hard work on my part to slither out of a vagina – not to mention all the determination it took me to master sneezing. That's why pride in my sexuality constitutes my entire one-dimensional identity – and for that I deserve automatic and constant pity.

 

Now, I'm a supporter of free speech and all, but when it isn't gushingly positive about people to whom I condescend for cheap political points, then it's time for draconian censorship!

 

Furthermore, as a vocal pawn of the esteemed Regional Coalition of the Similarly Horny, it is my duty to remind you that only WE are allowed to use the S-Word – as a proud expression of our ironic self-loathing.

 

You know, growing up straight in my overly tolerant mainstream religious cult, it didn't take long to realize that the problem with today's world is that people who are different from me are too criminally self-absorbed to fixate entirely on MY visceral dislike of them. And that's why when Lord Casek used the S-Word, I felt I'd been personally drawn & quartered, and as such hereby formally demand their public exectution.

 

Yours Truly,

 

Upchuck Kumaloo

 

PS: I won't be surprised if you ignore me. That's just the kind of treatment I'd expect from a typical perverted fudge packer like YOU!

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To Whom It May Concern,

 

I am writing today to pontificate my utter OUTRAGE over the fact that Lord Casek dared to momentarily think the dreaded S-Word.

 

You see, I am inordinately proud of my gender – and why shouldn't I be? It took incredible skill and hard work on my part to slither out of a vagina – not to mention all the determination it took me to master sneezing. That's why pride in my sexuality constitutes my entire one-dimensional identity – and for that I deserve automatic and constant pity.

 

Now, I'm a supporter of free speech and all, but when it isn't gushingly positive about people to whom I condescend for cheap political points, then it's time for draconian censorship!

 

Furthermore, as a vocal pawn of the esteemed Regional Coalition of the Similarly Horny, it is my duty to remind you that only WE are allowed to use the S-Word – as a proud expression of our ironic self-loathing.

 

You know, growing up straight in my overly tolerant mainstream religious cult, it didn't take long to realize that the problem with today's world is that people who are different from me are too criminally self-absorbed to fixate entirely on MY visceral dislike of them. And that's why when Lord Casek used the S-Word, I felt I'd been personally drawn & quartered, and as such hereby formally demand their public exectution.

 

Yours Truly,

 

Upchuck Kumaloo

 

PS: I won't be surprised if you ignore me. That's just the kind of treatment I'd expect from a typical perverted fudge packer like YOU!

 

 

Nice. Is this a blog or something? I not only thought about the word "slut", I also said it.

 

I should be penalized. Maybe sit out one game or something. The team needs me, but hey, i totally "f'ed up" right? Right.

 

See also: Sanford and Son theme song reply.

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To Whom It May Concern,

 

I am writing today to pontificate my utter OUTRAGE over the fact that Lord Casek dared to momentarily think the dreaded S-Word.

 

You see, I am inordinately proud of my gender – and why shouldn't I be? It took incredible skill and hard work on my part to slither out of a vagina – not to mention all the determination it took me to master sneezing. That's why pride in my sexuality constitutes my entire one-dimensional identity – and for that I deserve automatic and constant pity.

 

Now, I'm a supporter of free speech and all, but when it isn't gushingly positive about people to whom I condescend for cheap political points, then it's time for draconian censorship!

 

Furthermore, as a vocal pawn of the esteemed Regional Coalition of the Similarly Horny, it is my duty to remind you that only WE are allowed to use the S-Word – as a proud expression of our ironic self-loathing.

 

You know, growing up straight in my overly tolerant mainstream religious cult, it didn't take long to realize that the problem with today's world is that people who are different from me are too criminally self-absorbed to fixate entirely on MY visceral dislike of them. And that's why when Lord Casek used the S-Word, I felt I'd been personally drawn & quartered, and as such hereby formally demand their public exectution.

 

Yours Truly,

 

Upchuck Kumaloo

 

PS: I won't be surprised if you ignore me. That's just the kind of treatment I'd expect from a typical perverted fudge packer like YOU!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

.......ooooh i see what you did there

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i think so.... but i'm not sure if its legal to make love to toasters

 

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