NightmareOnElmStreet Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 maybe it's just me, but i haven't ever thought about purchasing hookery on the count of the clam being basically easily accessible. i've always kind of thought niggaz that aren't holding a senior citizen card and pay for the pussy must feel kinda ugly...........discuss... edit* only time i ever thought about it was in JP outside of a bath house. based on pure curiosity....other than that i don't see the point... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRANNYHANDJOBSONER Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 by jp you mean jamaica plains? in which case noooooo.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karl_Hungus Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 Yo if you think about it you are better off fucking hookers instead of having girls..: hookers are cheap vs girls are expensive. Clothes, food, drinks, kids, etc... Girls talk back and you smack em around and end up in jail over that shit... Vs hookers talk back and you smack em around and get your nut off afterwards girls get pregnant and expect you to support that kid vs hookers have no fuckig idea who you are so you ain't the daddy... Girls cheat on you and cause all kinds of emotional drama and mad bullshit vs Do you really give a fuck about a hooker? I could keep going down this list but need to give directions right now he's got a point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facemeltAAARGH Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 maybe it's just me, but i haven't ever thought about purchasing hookery on the count of the clam being basically easily accessible. This. I WAS pretty curious though, never got to the point where I was going to actually pay for that shit. Although that broad that CACashrefund posted looks nice, the hookers that I usually see around my neck of the woods are fucking busted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmanb7 Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 Josh: "I love them so much." Alex: "You love who?" Josh: "The girls at Madame Kamay's Filipino Palace." ALex: "You've been spending our rent money on Filipino hookers?" Josh: "They're not hookers. They're masage therepists." Mover #1 (Kevin Nash): "They'll massage your cock for money." Mover #2 (Todd Holland): "There's a word for that. I think it's 'hooker'." Josh: "You're a hooker!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 Now you can see the hooker's screams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 Josh: "I love them so much." Alex: "You love who?" Josh: "The girls at Madame Kamay's Filipino Palace." ALex: "You've been spending our rent money on Filipino hookers?" Josh: "They're not hookers. They're masage therepists." Mover #1 (Kevin Nash): "They'll massage your cock for money." Mover #2 (Todd Holland): "There's a word for that. I think it's 'hooker'." Josh: "You're a hooker!" grandmas boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyar Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 You should never throw a bong kid.... Ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLFATS Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 LOL, man. My friends dad always gets hoes off craigslist, untill one night when he went all out and got 2 hoes over at his house (hommies like 55, drinks beer the second he gets off work untill he passes out, smokes weed and all types of ill shit) pounds em both or whatever the fuck he paid for, you never know. after he's done nigga passes out. thoes hoes stole his money that was in his wallet (after he paid 250$ for the both of em) wakes up mad or whatever... time goes one, about aweek later his brand new work truck gets stolen infront of his house. no idea where its at, never was found. nigga made a police report and blah blah blah. couple weeks later i ask my homie, did your dad find his truck yet? he says no, but he got a couple of hookers and they jacked his spare key, they probably stole it. if you bash on hookers, hide yo shit. or dont pass out after your nut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 sluckerhead hoes ftw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 by jp you mean jamaica plains? in which case noooooo.gif naaaa....not that i haven't seen my fair share of hookery in jp(boston) but i was referring to JP(japan). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silent_bob Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 THIS NIGGA THINKS HE'S CHINESE!!! LMAO!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: holy shit i laughed for like 5min Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 LOL, man. My friends dad always gets hoes off craigslist, untill one night when he went all out and got 2 hoes over at his house (hommies like 55, drinks beer the second he gets off work untill he passes out, smokes weed and all types of ill shit) pounds em both or whatever the fuck he paid for, you never know. after he's done nigga passes out. thoes hoes stole his money that was in his wallet (after he paid 250$ for the both of em) wakes up mad or whatever... time goes one, about aweek later his brand new work truck gets stolen infront of his house. no idea where its at, never was found. nigga made a police report and blah blah blah. couple weeks later i ask my homie, did your dad find his truck yet? he says no, but he got a couple of hookers and they jacked his spare key, they probably stole it. if you bash on hookers, hide yo shit. or dont pass out after your nut. or better yet dont take them back to your house blowin up the fortress of solitude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DIRTY D Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TugboatTimmy Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 cusiloveyou's story had me:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLFATS Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 shit had me rollin also, man if your droppin 250-300$ on 2 hoes just to fuck...whats another 59.99$ to get a hotel room? dude would till have a truck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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