Soup Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 And go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 ?? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnneh7 Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 i give soup 3.5 out of 5 stars, needs to work on the BJs, and stop asking for fingerbangs i dont want one 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 ^^^Used to be an 'escort' in Vegas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeaaaah baby Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 i'd fucker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MekA_OnES? Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 stretch lines for the loose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KINGSHITOFFUCKMOUNTAIN Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 i give soup's mom 1.5 out of 5 stars, how old is this bitch? she redeemed herself while slobbing my knob without her dentchers *fixed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 do people seriously pay for sex? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted July 14, 2009 Author Share Posted July 14, 2009 Yes. There are 12ouncers that have, and they've got funny fucking stories. They're just shy. Give em a minute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 this has cityonsmash all over it, if he wasnt banned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FruityLexia. Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 I laughed at a prostitute once, does that count? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 if you take a chic out to dinner, movies, drinks, ect. and drop a bill...then take her home and bang.. youre still paying for it ..... kinda 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted July 14, 2009 Author Share Posted July 14, 2009 You dont pay a hooker for sex. You pay her to leave afterward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 hookers are people too.. everyone needs a job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Ohhh I like that. Edit: What soup said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 THIS NIGGA THINKS HE'S CHINESE!!! LMAO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silent_bob Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 anyone ever done a fuck and run? i think it would be the adult industry equivalent to a dine and ditch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FruityLexia. Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 i know a mate that got a bj off a thai ladyboy... said it was the best bj he ever had Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 ^Your boy is openly gay. You should use this information to openly clown him with on a daily basis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted July 14, 2009 Author Share Posted July 14, 2009 Wow nobody's said a damn thing about that CG child porn pic. That shit's disgusting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 ^Nigga you think you Chinese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Wow nobody's said a damn thing about that CG child porn pic. That shit's disgusting. i thought about quoting it with something funny. then thought about reporting it. then though about ignoring it then ignored it. i think i missed an opportunity to get some props with a witty remark but theres only so many witty remarks regarding ceepee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 where is tracy t or cityonbanned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 FBI probably be at the crib in a minute for that pic even flashing across my monitor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griteeth Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 met a lady of CL and fucked her...no money exchanged though. thats about as close as i would get to a prostitute, not because i look down on paying for sex but im just paranoid about that shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Yeah, you don't want to end up on Cops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 When I was 20 or so I took a trip to Morocco with a friend. We met a couple of Moroccan dudes who thought it would be fun to take us to a brothel and get us laid by some hookers. It's a thing over there to be the one who hooks someone up with their first prostitute. They explained that they were taking us to a fancy hotel bar with a rooftop deck and wine and all sorts of fancy shit. When we get there it is a bar in the basement of the hotel with all these young hookers by young I mean like 15 years old young. Some were looking pretty good but I could not stop thinking about the aids and I had a gorgeous Hungarian chick that we were traveling with back at the hotel so I called bullshit on the whole affair and bounced. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screambloodygore Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 I remember asking a hooker for an Airjob once, she looked at me all puzzled and shit and asked what it was, i said i just want you to blow on my dick tilli cum, you cant touch it and its better if your eyes are closed even, she just straight looked at me and said 250 dollars. it ruled. /didntgetanairjob. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 When I was in high school I was walking down the tough suburban streets where I grew up with this two punk looking girls. This Asian dude rolled by in a convertible Mercedes and waved a cheeta spotted pair of speedo type underwhere and said in a heavy ass accent how much for brow job? Shit was the punchline for a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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