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boogie hands

YOU STUPID FUCKING REDNECKS!!!

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i swear, if i see one more person who thinks their is cute with their "bomb osama" (or something equally stupid) bumper sticker im going to yank them out of their car and execute them in front of their kids at a stop light.....its not fucking cute, its not fucking political.....its proof that your a dumbass, that it.....ive come to the conclusion that if your political stance can be summed up on a bumper sticker YOU ARE A MORON.....

 

i guess thats how most of america copes with world issues now.....

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What bumper stickers should read

 

1. I Tina Yothers

2. D.A.R.E. To Keep Cops Off Payola

3. Marines - Kill All That You Can Kill

4. Visualize World Suicide

5. Don't Like My Driving? Dial 1-800-POUR-ME-A-BIG-FROTHY-MUG-OF-FECES.

6. Klingons Make Me Violently Horny.

7. My Other Car is a Sex Slave Wearing a Saddle

8. Spoiled Sissy On Board

9. My Other Car Also Compensates For My Miniscule Penis

10. Honk If Vinyl Seats Give You Ass Sweats!

11. I Brake For Peyote-Induced Talking Coyotes

12. Keep On Truckin' Yuppie Scum!

13. Albino Toddler: The Other White Meat

14. Honk if You Love Lawsuits!

15. I'm the NRA - And I Wipe!

16. America: Love It or Bomb Its Mid-Western Bureaucratic Outposts

17. Honk if You're Trapped in a Loveless Marriage

18. Will Blow For Work, Will Work For Blow.

19. Cancer Makes The Heart Grow Fonder.

20. My Child Was Inmate of The Month at The Spiro T. Agnew Maximum Security Federal Corrections Facility

21. Inflammatory Political Rhetoric!

22. Never Underestimate The Power Of A Hot Steamin' Dump!

23. A Bad Day of Cruising Hookers Beats a Good Day of Work

24. Jesus Loves You (Unless You're a Jew or a Towelhead)

25. I Brake for Topless Carwashes.

26. Drive American, or Bend Over, Boy!

27. I Met My Bawdy Wench at the Williamsburg Renaissance Faire!

28. Nevada is for Whoremongers.

29. If The Good Lord Had Wanted Me To Do The Dishes, He Wouldn't Have Given Me This Big Floppy Ass To Sit On!

30. Lose Teeth Now! Ask Me How!

31. Honk If My Passive-Aggressive Driving Style Enrages You

32. If You Can Smell Human Flesh Rotting In My Trunk, You're Driving Too Damn Close!

33. Follow Me For Great Barium Enemas!

34. Florida Ballot Counters Do It Over And Over And Over...

35. When Fisting Is Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Have Fists.

36. Vegans Do It Sans Meatus

37. Boy Band On Board.

38. Unless You're My Girlfriend's Lavishly Lubricated Finger Poised To Plunge In And Tickle My Prostate At The Moment Of Climax... GET OFF MY ASS!

39. Driver Carries Less Than One Ounce Crystal Meth-Amphetamine.

40. Will Work For Stock Options.

41. This Car Protected By Satanic Voodoo Curse.

42. Don't Mess With Texas. That Goes DOUBLE For Yankees and Mexicans.

43. Honk if You Love Jesus - Fart if You Love Chalupas!

44. If It's Too Loud, You're Just Unable to Appreciate the Hideously Distorted Noise Pounding From My Cheap Speakers

45. Thinking Globally And Acting Locally Is For Pussies.

46. If the Good Lord Wanted Us To Eat Salad, He Woulda Made Plants Bleed.

47. USA - We Got the Nukes!

48. Have You Hugged Your Debutante Crack Whore Today?

49. And on the 8th Day, God Abused Sacramental Wine

50. If This Van's a' Rockin' - I'm Probably Deflowering Your Teenager

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Originally posted by boogie hands

if your political stance can be summed up on a bumper sticker YOU ARE A MORON

 

I want to frame this put it on my wall!

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i think osama has been glorified by tv and stupid merchandise way to much , i wouldnt puchase anything associated with him , and all the jokes you hear on leno etc are just giving him more publicity which i think is wrong

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