Does anyone remember (or know of)...

[DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER]

^I remember being in 3rd grade and coming to the conclusion on my own that it was physically impossible for there to be a Santa Clause.

Not only would it be impossible for him to travel the entire world in one night, not only would it be impossible for that fat fuck to fit down anybody's chimney (if they even had a chimney which most people don't), but it would be physically impossible for that old fuck to still be alive after hundreds of years.

 

I remember coming to this conclusion and breaking it down to some other kid in the school bathroom while I was taking a piss.

[Banana fishd]

^I use to wonder how he got the presents to people who didn’t have a chimney.

Or how he ate all those cookies in one night with out getting sick.

 

I remember the cable box that only use to get like 6 good channels now kids get 6 different

versions of nickelodeon/ disney. I also remember when the Disney channel first came out

and all they played was old cartoons.

 

I remember when the playground had bark instead of foam and

a tire swing. Oh and that merry go round thing that someone else

had to push and then jump onto.

 

I remember when you were guaranteed to get a toy out the cereal box and

not a little code you have to enter on the internet to receive a toy (that's prolly

under 3.00$) through the mail.