R@ndomH3ro Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Gwar's Oderus Urungus Gets 'Cool Gig' on FOX News Fox News' 'Red Eye' recently gained a new correspondent on their show. An Interplanetary Correspondent, no less, in the guise of Oderus Urungus, frontman for shlock metalheads Gwar. "It's really weird, all of a sudden Oderus has been showing up in all these weird places," Dave Brockie, the man behind the rubber-suited Oderus Urungus, tells Noisecreep. "We're developing him as a TV personality in his own right." This week Brockie traveled to Las Vegas to do an onsite report from the World Series of Poker tournament for the news-spoofing 'Red Eye.' Who better to comment on news items and events than a blood-lusting, sexually perverted, extra terrestrial with one hell of a bad attitude? "People expect him to say outrageous things and act like a maniac. But, really, what gets people is when he's reasonable, articulate, and intelligent, and you actually agree with what he's saying. But, then, in a blink of an eye he turns back into a slobbering maniac." Mmmm, reasonable? We must have missed that part. During his first two appearances, Oderus badmouthed illegal downloading, Spaceport America, and NASA bombing the moon, keeping it slightly cleaner for broadcast than he might otherwise do. http://www.noisecreep.com/2009/07/09/gwars-oderus-urungu-gets-cool-gig-on-fox-news/?icid=main|main|dl5|link5|http://www.noisecreep.com/2009/07/09/gwars-oderus-urungu-gets-cool-gig-on-fox-news/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
absolute.despair Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 if pearl jam had a male singer... baaawahahahahah!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 THIS TOILET EARTH!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spring Break '92 Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 This guy could work also. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted July 13, 2009 Author Share Posted July 13, 2009 goddamn north korean hackers..where the fuck are the mods? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
absolute.despair Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 dem north koreans...negs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
absolute.despair Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 ^ why the fuck some random asshole still editing my posts, I thought that shit got fixed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted July 13, 2009 Author Share Posted July 13, 2009 not really, it still happens sometimes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferris Bueller Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 GWAR rules, and the two women on that show are smash-status. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 GWAR is one of the most important things to happen to music ever Also aren't some of them ivy leaguers? I know some of them have really fancy college degrees Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 goddamn north korean hackers..where the fuck are the mods? It's Spitfire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 this is awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Dude I really don't think spitfire is spamming the boards for Japanese porn comics with his affiliate links I also don't believe he's responsible for WoW gold posts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 i blame spitfire for everything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted July 13, 2009 Author Share Posted July 13, 2009 Next up MSNBC is going to get his guy for a morning show Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Dude I really don't think spitfire is spamming the boards for Japanese porn comics with his affiliate links I also don't believe he's responsible for WoW gold posts He's not even being slick about it. Look at the fucking screen name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 FACT: MEXICANS LOVE KING DIAMOND Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malin Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Next up MSNBC is going to get his guy for a morning show You can't go wrong with King Diamond. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastZeetec302 Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 red eye is a cool show. but its on at 3 am on the east coast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hvak19 Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 ive seen gwar they're awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 The greatest part about going to a GWAR show is being up to your ankles in mysterious liquid by the time the set is over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 don't wear clothes you actually like wearing, because by the end of the night it will be covered in blood and semen, and probably other various liquids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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