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Gwar's Oderus Urungus Gets 'Cool Gig' on FOX News

 

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Fox News' 'Red Eye' recently gained a new correspondent on their show. An Interplanetary Correspondent, no less, in the guise of Oderus Urungus, frontman for shlock metalheads Gwar.

 

"It's really weird, all of a sudden Oderus has been showing up in all these weird places," Dave Brockie, the man behind the rubber-suited Oderus Urungus, tells Noisecreep. "We're developing him as a TV personality in his own right."

 

This week Brockie traveled to Las Vegas to do an onsite report from the World Series of Poker tournament for the news-spoofing 'Red Eye.' Who better to comment on news items and events than a blood-lusting, sexually perverted, extra terrestrial with one hell of a bad attitude?

 

"People expect him to say outrageous things and act like a maniac. But, really, what gets people is when he's reasonable, articulate, and intelligent, and you actually agree with what he's saying. But, then, in a blink of an eye he turns back into a slobbering maniac."

 

Mmmm, reasonable? We must have missed that part. During his first two appearances, Oderus badmouthed illegal downloading, Spaceport America, and NASA bombing the moon, keeping it slightly cleaner for broadcast than he might otherwise do.

 

http://www.noisecreep.com/2009/07/09/gwars-oderus-urungu-gets-cool-gig-on-fox-news/?icid=main|main|dl5|link5|http://www.noisecreep.com/2009/07/09/gwars-oderus-urungu-gets-cool-gig-on-fox-news/

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GWAR is one of the most important things to happen to music ever

 

 

 

 

 

Also aren't some of them ivy leaguers? I know some of them have really fancy college degrees

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Dude I really don't think spitfire is spamming the boards for Japanese porn comics with his affiliate links

 

I also don't believe he's responsible for WoW gold posts

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Dude I really don't think spitfire is spamming the boards for Japanese porn comics with his affiliate links

 

I also don't believe he's responsible for WoW gold posts

 

 

 

He's not even being slick about it. Look at the fucking screen name.

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Next up MSNBC is going to get his guy for a morning show

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You can't go wrong with King Diamond.

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The greatest part about going to a GWAR show is being up to your ankles in mysterious liquid by the time the set is over.

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don't wear clothes you actually like wearing, because by the end of the night it will be covered in blood and semen, and probably other various liquids

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