zebradrips Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 i got a chicken roll and a handball on i'll see you at your train later and hump your leg well i got a jerk chicken hero, a fistful of purple yaki human hair extensions and a "the thrill-er is gone" commemorative michael jackson t-shirt says you won't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 bet. dont make me get up off this comfy couch and hop on the q Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Do you got 5 screens in your '86 Rivi? (wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy) Do you flip Snow White quick, fast, in a jiffy? (wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy) When you buy new tennies do you spend one fifty? (wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy) Do you smoke Swisher Sweets or do you smoke Phillies? (wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy) Have you ever bought a TV from Dope Fiend Willie? (wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy) Do you sip Cognac or do you sip Remy? (wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy) Have you ever slapped a bitch for givin' you a big hickey? (wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy) Do you get shit crunk or do you get jiggy? (wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy) Will you still be fuckin' when you way past sixty? (wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy) Could I hide in your house if the cops is tryin' to get me? (wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy) Would you fuck a thick bitch even though she wasn't pretty? (wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy) If I was doin' bad would you smoke a blunt with me? (wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy) Are you a young city slicker or a country hillbilly? (wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy) Do you like Fonzarelli or Lenny and Squiggy? (wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy) When you wake up on a Sunday do you feel shitty? (wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy) Do you pass on the ass if you don't got a Jimmy? (wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy) Just to fuck a fine bitch would you eat out the kitty? (wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy) Have you been with two hoes that wasn't strictly dickly? (wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy) Do you hit anything or are you really picky? (wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 NIce thread start % wrell written concise I could Roy and HG reading it out on the radio! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 I'm winning this shit via first round knockout. Anyone who's ever seen me fight (Husk, HATER., Manute) knows that's how all my fights go. I'm too big to be throwing hands for more than a minute or two :lol: And 5 you usually aggravate the shit out of me, but this was a damn good read...props my internet nemesis :lol: :lol: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TripleSuplex Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Oh yeah, and I haven't had long/curly hair in a very long time. You need to photoshop Seth Rogan with a shaved head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 Or google image up a picture of Seth Rogen and some dude with a ponytail typing a bunch of shit on the internet and then never actually following through. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 this is 12oz history in the making! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted July 10, 2009 Author Share Posted July 10, 2009 Or google image up a picture of Seth Rogen and some dude with a ponytail typing a bunch of shit on the internet and then never actually following through. Not with that attitude it wont. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 It would be a riot if this actually happened. Has STAN even come into play at all on this or is he just ponytail lamping as of now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 PONYLAMPING Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southside google gangster Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 sick thread.. lately every fuckin thread in here has been about some youtube video that i dont want to watch.. i thoroughly enjoyed this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 This is gonna be good. A heavy weight and a feather weight mismatch. A must see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 best thread in a minute, I lol'd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thismachinekills Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 i haven't heard stan say anything about this, whats his official statement about the battle of the ponytailed prometheus and the coked-up conqueror? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 the part about how stan's ponytail is acutually a boa constrictor was left out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 You need to photoshop Seth Rogan with a shaved head 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 ^^^^^SICK WORK i'ma put my money on stan cuz i'm skinny and have long hair and am known for one hitter quitters regardless i appreciate swampfight's posts more tho usually so whoever wins it's word Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rice eyes Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 "krink protein shakes" :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 No matter what happens in the fight, humanity will be the real winner. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thismachinekills Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 i predict the winner of this will be EVERYONE ON CH. 0 BESIDES SWAMP AND STAN 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a kid growin up Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 I laughed. Good job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papi Drew It Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 I have no clue what this is about but get em Stan! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 ^e-beef on steroids, thats all related: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjWFZPJZTxU (30 seconds in) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Flowsmith Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 My money is on stan, and id love aybee front all the way up to stan just to get his ass embarrased. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted July 10, 2009 Author Share Posted July 10, 2009 Seems stan has the majority vote at the moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thismachinekills Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 actually it appears boogiehands has the majority vote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHATEU Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 even if i didnt know ayebee i would vote him to win because i fucking hate canada so much... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferris Bueller Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 [sTAN51]you nigaz is hatin my swagg[/sTAN51] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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