earl broclo ESQ Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 She wasn't his girlfriend, he was just riding around and thought he'd give her a ride. Then they got high, pulled over, and he fucked her. Only to run home to write about it on here. Note to self: Don't fuck hookers and talk about it, with ANYONE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Oh --and I still think that hooker story was a crock of shit as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Still waiting for the n00dz of that guys wife...and the hooker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 *Fixed .....girl slaps face manager: clean up in aisle 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrashcat Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 it is what it is. bitch It sure is. Enjoy her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Nerves Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 I've been saving this one for a special occasion.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 "Welcome to Costco...I love you." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sketchy-d Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 ^^^PERFECT. That one round housed me in the face... P.S. Great movie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TripleSuplex Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 fake ass new kid thread is fake ass new Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 and whats up with all the white guys with asian wifes. Eventually some people get tired of dealing with white women and their issues and over-inflated sense of self entitlement. Plus, asian chicks are hot. And know how to please their men. And alot of asian chicks flock to white dudes cause they can't stand asian dudes and their attitudes/little pee-pee's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 so i work at a big grocery store and spend alot of my time wondering the store checking out milfs or checking id's at the door. the most weed friendly job in my opinion. and talking to some random chick every minute. me: i just gotta see id please her: ok, can my friends come with me? me: if they got id too her: no they dont me: well there's a no guest policy, ill let you in today though. let me get your number. her: 765-4321 me: what area code? her: 1......900. me: so when you gonna let me lick your tits? her: (starts to blush) call me. i love my job. and weed. especially brownies. *Fixed LOL! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WI7Z6W2kp1Q&feature=fvst Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rice eyes Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 "Welcome to Costco...I love you." which movie is this?? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighGravityCane Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 IDIOCRACY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 -AKA- The best movie ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 She wasn't his girlfriend, he was just riding around and thought he'd give her a ride. Then they got high, pulled over, and he fucked her. Only to run home to write about it on here. Note to self: Don't fuck hookers and talk about it, with ANYONE. Nah, homeboy also drover her around and took her out to eat afterwards like they were on a date. He even shared his 40 with her. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 You have to card people to let them into a grocery store? :confused: i've gone into a few liquor stores and/or liquor depts. in a grocery store and had to show i.d. upon entering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 Am I the only one who doesn't get it? Nah DAO!!! I'm confused too!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+plus+ Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 SUPER MARIO BROS 2 IS ACTUALLY A GAME CALLED DOKI DOKI PANIC WHERE YOU STOMP BLACK PEOPLES HEADS THAT RACIST ASIANS MADE this thread is boring, read about old video games http://themushroomkingdom.net/smb2_ddp.shtml Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 Crack that's a badass website. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 i had a job at whole foods. I somehow dropped a quarter of nugs out my smock in the managers office and got fired. Sucked. I liked smoking tree stacking fruit pyramids. /nohomo/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FruityLexia. Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 What about hese dudes who think they got a career at the supermarket. thinking there gonna amount to something and shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHATEU Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 Your story went from Zero to Bullshit in less than 30 seconds. im saying... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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