mariz Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 so i work at a big grocery store and spend alot of my time wondering the store checking out milfs or checking id's at the door. the most weed friendly job in my opinion. and talking to some random chick every minute. me: i just gotta see id please her: ok, can my friends come with me? me: if they got id too her: no they dont me: well there's a no guest policy, ill let you in today though. let me get your number. her: 1234567890 me: so when you gonna let me lick your tits? her: (starts to blush) call me. i love my job. and weed. especially brownies. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 actual phone number or it didnt happen. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 You have to card people to let them into a grocery store? :confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Am I the only one who doesn't get it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 nigga i thought you were going to bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedophilism Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 lol "so why haven't we had sex yet?" damn 4chan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 likc her butthole u gfaggot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 You have to card people to let them into a grocery store? :confused: I am with you, what kind of grocery store needs ID to get in? this fucker works at a ghetto liquor store, stop trying to fancy your job up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poes Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 AWESOME STORY BRO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 nigga i thought you were going to bed. I didn't say I was going to bed. I said I was out. I was actually going to go to bed though till your boy Soup decided to keep me up laughing my ass off. Insomnia is a motherfucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vharkano Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 you need ID to buy vegetables these days because you can make explosive potatos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Haha please don't tell me you work at a commissary. For those who don't know, a commissary is the grocery store on a military base. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mariz Posted July 9, 2009 Author Share Posted July 9, 2009 Haha please don't tell me you work at a commissary. For those who don't know, a commissary is the grocery store on a military base. yes i do. but its not on base so we gotta id everyone. and whats up with all the white guys with asian wifes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnifeHits RS Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Sam's Club or Costco require an I.D. or member card. They usually have someone working the door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_R_O_N Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Nigga you work at the px... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 They got a tour in the Philippines back when there was a base and brought back a wife, or were stationed in Asia, went to a shitty club and brought back a wife. I have a huge problem with military wife filipinas. Shittiest attitudes I've ever seen. Edit: white or black military guy's wives. If they're married to a filipino man, they're usually really nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Nigga you work at the px... BXs, PXs, and NEXs are different from commissaries. BXs don't have tax, but commissaries do. Different company or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 by the way...when you lick her tits take some photos of her jb ass and post them on the interwebs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Your story went from Zero to Bullshit in less than 30 seconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 i think you should change it to "the most weed friendly job, but with such low wages, i can't afford weed, so i just huff paint and tell dumb stories" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dose Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 That's what I usually say to young girls I meet. Oh hey can I lick your titties. LOL wut. Isn't there already a thread for bragging bout your job? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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earl broclo ESQ Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 me: i just gotta see id please her: ok, can my friends come with me? me: if they got id too her: no they dont me: well there's a no guest policy, ill let you in today though. let me get your number. her: Uhmmm.....I me: maybe we can go wonder around the park sometime? her: oh? yeah, well.... me: i've got a Wii. her: sure. me: i've got it set up in my bedroom. her: yeah, well, uhhmm. oh is that a coupon flyer! me: i mean sure, it's in my parent's house, but they can't hear a thing. her: Oh girls, look, toilet paper! two four packs, only $3.50! me: so what's your number girl? her: 765-4321 me: what area code? her: 1......900. me: so when you gonna let me lick your tits? her: (starts to blush) Can I see your manager? Tina, can you call my brother? *Fixed 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan5 Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 oooooooooh earl hit em where it hurts ahahha fuck this fake ass kid comin on the internet tryin to act too cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Sam's Club or Costco require an I.D. or member card. They usually have someone working the door. i was thinking Costco Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 You're a fucking liar. And even if you're not enjoy the assuredly revolting bitch with greasy acne and esteem issues you're gonna be calling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANGELDUST Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mariz Posted July 9, 2009 Author Share Posted July 9, 2009 it is what it is. bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 This is almost as bad as that guy lying about his hooker girlfriend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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