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so when you gonna let lick your tits????????

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so i work at a big grocery store and spend alot of my time wondering the store checking out milfs or checking id's at the door.

 

the most weed friendly job in my opinion. and talking to some random chick every minute.

 

me: i just gotta see id please

her: ok, can my friends come with me?

me: if they got id too

her: no they dont

me: well there's a no guest policy, ill let you in today though. let me get your number.

her: 1234567890

me: so when you gonna let me lick your tits?

her: (starts to blush) call me.

 

 

 

 

i love my job. and weed. especially brownies.

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You have to card people to let them into a grocery store? :confused:

 

I am with you, what kind of grocery store needs ID to get in?

 

this fucker works at a ghetto liquor store, stop trying to fancy your job up

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nigga i thought you were going to bed.

 

I didn't say I was going to bed.

I said I was out.

 

I was actually going to go to bed though till your boy Soup decided to keep me up laughing my ass off.

 

Insomnia is a motherfucker.

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Haha please don't tell me you work at a commissary.

 

 

For those who don't know, a commissary is the grocery store on a military base.

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Haha please don't tell me you work at a commissary.

 

 

For those who don't know, a commissary is the grocery store on a military base.

 

 

yes i do. but its not on base so we gotta id everyone. and whats up with all the white guys with asian wifes.

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They got a tour in the Philippines back when there was a base and brought back a wife, or were stationed in Asia, went to a shitty club and brought back a wife.

 

 

I have a huge problem with military wife filipinas. Shittiest attitudes I've ever seen.

 

 

 

Edit: white or black military guy's wives. If they're married to a filipino man, they're usually really nice.

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Nigga you work at the px...

 

BXs, PXs, and NEXs are different from commissaries. BXs don't have tax, but commissaries do. Different company or something.

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i think you should change it to "the most weed friendly job, but with such low wages, i can't afford weed, so i just huff paint and tell dumb stories"

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That's what I usually say to young girls I meet. Oh hey can I lick your titties. LOL wut. Isn't there already a thread for bragging bout your job?

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me: i just gotta see id please

her: ok, can my friends come with me?

me: if they got id too

her: no they dont

me: well there's a no guest policy, ill let you in today though. let me get your number.

her: Uhmmm.....I

me: maybe we can go wonder around the park sometime?

her: oh? yeah, well....

me: i've got a Wii.

her: sure.

me: i've got it set up in my bedroom.

her: yeah, well, uhhmm. oh is that a coupon flyer!

me: i mean sure, it's in my parent's house, but they can't hear a thing.

her: Oh girls, look, toilet paper! two four packs, only $3.50!

me: so what's your number girl?

her: 765-4321

me: what area code?

her: 1......900.

me: so when you gonna let me lick your tits?

her: (starts to blush) Can I see your manager? Tina, can you call my brother?

 

 

 

*Fixed

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oooooooooh earl hit em where it hurts ahahha

 

 

 

fuck this fake ass kid comin on the internet tryin to act too cool

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