Classified Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 yeah dude.....DONT jerk off with soap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 i shower in the mornin because i got long hair and when i wake up it looks smooshed to one side from sleepin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 Call me a sissy baby, but bubble baths in the winter time are awesome. I would go all out on them too. Wine, candles, incense, R Kelly playing in the background. It's nice and relaxing. But I would still have to spray myself off in the shower afterwards to get all the bubble residue off. Also, these things are awesome after a shower. http://www.lushusa.com/shop/products/body/massage-bars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 Call me a sissy baby, but bubble baths in the winter time are awesome. I would go all out on them too. Wine, candles, incense, R Kelly playing in the background. It's nice and relaxing. But I would still have to spray myself off in the shower afterwards to get all the bubble residue off. Also, these things are awesome after a shower. http://www.lushusa.com/shop/products/body/massage-bars neg prop me all you like. call me a broad. I fill my jet bath up with the hottest of water. put in some bubble bath, light some super hit. Smoke some sour diesel, pop a few stickbats, put on some Duke, or Billie Holiday, light a candle or 2. Diet Peach tea. I call it my sexy bath 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 the steam fucks with my asthma used to shower twice a day cuz i'm an active smelly bastard as long as i'm not reeking from my pits and nards idon'tgiveafuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_spenty Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 metrosexuals have reared their heads in this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 fuck that, hot shower. When I step out I'm hangin low dick and ready to head to the bar. Amazing things happen when your hangin low dick. /nh wonk saggin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 on my days off i shower twice a day once in tha am and once before bed. broken ac night time heat sweats. but due to working a strange hour job i shower when i get up,due stuff with my kids then shower before and after work. i work in a large warehouse and some days i work hard and other days i run shit.so always got play that fresh and clean boss role. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i kill for meow mix Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 once a day......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 Usually I shower once a day, because I don't do anything that would cause me to sweat. Except when I smoke a cig outside at work but thats only a little bit. If I'm late for work and it's either : be late, or don't shower, then I don't shower because I'm not a smelly nigga. So I'd rather my hair be a little messed up than get fired. If I do anything like go to the gym or beach or walk far or whatever then I'm definitely showering when I get home and then it'd be twice a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 You don't shower again after breaking shorty off with some dick? Not even when you hit the ass? not usually cuz my girly is clean.... and I feel bad about tapping the culo cuz im a big dude, so i leave it alone... the few times i have girl ends up complaining for a day or two....plus im on that girls don't really fart or shit tip...so im not really tryin to push my luck last night i went to the gym and showered, when i woke up today i didn't shower... btw the key is showering before you sleep, cuz thats how you get your sheets all oily and greasy and shit... no bueno. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 county jail showers are the worst....and where im at they got no toilet seats either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 i only shower after i take a dump. i never buy toilet paper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wonkerock Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 just got out of the shower. im naked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 I SHOWER ALOT WHEN ITS HOT OUTSIDE. MAYBE LIKE 3 OR 4 ON A 90 DEGREE DAY. OTHERWISE ONCE BEFORE WORK, AND POSSIBLY ONE AFTER DEPENDING ON HOW SORE/DRUNK I AM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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