yeaaaah baby Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Yo i ate a hot dog earlier today, and since then i have had the worst gas i've had in a long while. Some of the farts have been so destructive that i've had to leave the room for a few minutes to let the smell dissipate. I'm burning a hole in my couch probably, but i'm shook and don't feel like peeping my cushion situation right now. but i will tell you, the farts leaving me are loud, proud, and awesome. spooked my biddy cat earler, woke the lil bastard outta his sleep status, sent him running out the room. i feel a cool pooper coming along soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Should have gone atomic w/ the chili dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 hahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 hot sauce does this to me. buffalo wings ftw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 the world wide web was supposed to revolutionise technology and it's application around the world........ushering in a new era of equality and prosperity blah blah insteda I'm reading about CW's massive couch burning farts aiming high schnitzel aiming high Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 i've had this same ordeal every now and then, but mostly only when i eat burger king's rodeo cheeseburgers with onion rings. LEAN BACK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Buffalo wings, hot sauce, AND blue cheese= spit hot fire from your asshole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeaaaah baby Posted July 9, 2009 Author Share Posted July 9, 2009 Hey, thanks for all the support i am recieving right now! my gasses are still quite potent, and i may not be able to check this thread too regularly due to the toxicity of my habitat. I will tell you this, though: BOOOOOOM MUTHAFUCKAS DROPPING BOMBS TONIGHT!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rice eyes Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 ALWAYS upgrade to the chilly cheese fries, always Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 I'm voting for your to tempt fate and throw some beer back with that shit, maybe some foamy malt liquor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Oscar Meyer is dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Vergudo Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 fresh cherries make me fart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeaaaah baby Posted July 9, 2009 Author Share Posted July 9, 2009 I'm voting for your to tempt fate and throw some beer back with that shit, maybe some foamy malt liquor? i've been drinking these so far, not malt liquor by a long shot, but i would bet they are not helping my cause. oh, and there was cheese on said dog. beast mode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnUpsetStomach Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 You need a strong cup of coffee to stimulate and clean out your bowels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeaaaah baby Posted July 9, 2009 Author Share Posted July 9, 2009 just broke my poop-stinence after smoking a properly rolled coniferous spliff. now i feel great, consider the fart caper solved... for now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 I am in the same situation and I have no idea why seeing as I haven't eaten anything out of the ordinary. But I'm about to make some garlic bread and drink a Newcastle and let that combo fester overnight and make everyone really happy to see me at work tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeaaaah baby Posted July 9, 2009 Author Share Posted July 9, 2009 word, do that. report tomorrow and tell me how it went. become festiferous and spook some timid temp workers at your work spot. lettem know how bosses roll. nasty. thats how bosses roll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 ahhahaha farts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 most hotdogs = lips/assholes/misc. mystery meats that have been dyed pink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watson Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 they taste good when cooked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a/s/l? Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Shits all kicks n giggles till a kidney pops out! BAHAHAHAHA @ this page too. Sam adams tend to be wet sloppy ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighGravityCane Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 I thought I started hyper scrolling when I passed that beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Smart Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 well, so far, no dogs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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