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Yo i ate a hot dog earlier today,

and since then i have had the worst gas i've had in a long while.

Some of the farts have been so destructive that i've had to leave the room for a few minutes to let the smell dissipate.

I'm burning a hole in my couch probably, but i'm shook and don't feel like peeping my cushion situation right now.

 

but i will tell you, the farts leaving me are loud, proud, and awesome.

spooked my biddy cat earler, woke the lil bastard outta his sleep status, sent him running out the room.

 

i feel a cool pooper coming along soon.

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the world wide web was supposed to revolutionise technology and it's application around the world........ushering in a new era of equality and prosperity blah blah

insteda I'm reading about CW's massive couch burning farts

aiming high schnitzel aiming high

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i've had this same ordeal every now and then, but mostly only when i eat burger king's rodeo cheeseburgers with onion rings.

 

 

LEAN BACK!

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Hey,

thanks for all the support i am recieving right now!

 

my gasses are still quite potent, and i may not be able to check this thread too regularly due to the toxicity of my habitat.

I will tell you this, though: BOOOOOOM MUTHAFUCKAS DROPPING BOMBS TONIGHT!!

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I'm voting for your to tempt fate and throw some beer back with that shit, maybe some foamy malt liquor?

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I'm voting for your to tempt fate and throw some beer back with that shit, maybe some foamy malt liquor?

 

i've been drinking these so far,

not malt liquor by a long shot, but i would bet they are not helping my cause.

 

sierra_nevada-southern-hemisphere-harvest-2008.jpg

 

 

 

oh, and there was cheese on said dog.

beast mode.

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just broke my poop-stinence after smoking a properly rolled coniferous spliff.

 

now i feel great,

consider the fart caper solved...

for now.

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I am in the same situation and I have no idea why seeing as I haven't eaten anything out of the ordinary.

 

But I'm about to make some garlic bread and drink a Newcastle and let that combo fester overnight and make everyone really happy to see me at work tomorrow.

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word, do that.

report tomorrow and tell me how it went.

become festiferous and spook some timid temp workers at your work spot. lettem know how bosses roll. nasty. thats how bosses roll.

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Shits all kicks n giggles till a kidney pops out!

 

 

BAHAHAHAHA @ this page too.

 

Sam adams tend to be wet sloppy ones.

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