twinky the kid Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 MADE ME LAUGH MY ASS OFF (around the 4:30 area and on) http://www.spankwire.com/Nerd-Hunting-pt-4/video152668/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_spenty Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 first. what the fuck? poor dude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NERONEZ Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 yeah, not really 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_spenty Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 the fucking dildo with the hat bahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 NO................................. ..................................... ..................................... ..................................... ..................................... no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!RENOBOF Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 At least he doesn't have a mangina. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 kim jung il jr. stay gettin his dang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 first. what the fuck? poor dude Poor dude??? WUT? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 watched about 30 seconds then closed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 I usually won't click Twinky links until the thread reaches three pages. I don't need to see anymore Asian men eating shit through a hose while someone fucks them in the ass with frozen ostrich egg. Seriously man, you've got a fucked up mind. Really, a fucked up mind. I mean really........oh wait, what did I just type? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 I don't think i've ever clicked a link that twinky has posted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 I usually won't click Twinky links until the thread reaches three pages. I don't need to see anymore Asian men eating shit through a hose while someone fucks them in the ass with frozen ostrich egg. Seriously man, you've got a fucked up mind. Really, a fucked up mind. I mean really........oh wait, what did I just type? Twinky let it slip last tight on tiny chat that he busts on the underside of his desk. I hope his fam don't use the same computer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Jesus --that's fucked up. On the bottom of the desk? That thing must look like a cave full of stalactites. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted July 8, 2009 Author Share Posted July 8, 2009 bwahahahahahhaaaaa. oh come on dudes, like youve never let one loose in the moment and had it end up somewhere you didnt mean to. im sure you dudes dont always have a fistfull of tissues on standby. im mean planning out a fap session is kinda over thinking the whole aspect of it. you might as well light up some candles and throw on a boys to men album. and DAO, howd you enjoy that video last night? fap worthy much? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 was the funny bit the dildo with the hat and googly eyes? or was it the voice over saying "he has the eye of the tiger"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 "i hope you dont get so hard, you have a heartattack" LMAO /nh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 bwahahahahahhaaaaa. oh come on dudes, like youve never let one loose in the moment and had it end up somewhere you didnt mean to. im sure you dudes dont always have a fistfull of tissues on standby. im mean planning out a fap session is kinda over thinking the whole aspect of it. you might as well light up some candles and throw on a boys to men album. and DAO, howd you enjoy that video last night? fap worthy much? I can honestly say that I've never let one fly allover my computer desk. Infact, I can honestly say that I never fap without either a sock or a paper towel or something handy to catch the load. The only time I've ever just let one fly wild was probably the first time I ever jerked off, and ever since then I always made a point to have something handy to catch the mess. And yes, that video was good shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted July 8, 2009 Author Share Posted July 8, 2009 wait are you the type of dude who throws cum laden socks in the dirty laundry? i throw mine away. which would explain why i only have a few pair of socks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 No comment. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted July 8, 2009 Author Share Posted July 8, 2009 LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KE .one. Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Fuck team 5 rules. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted July 8, 2009 Author Share Posted July 8, 2009 i wish i had really really sharp teeth. that way i could attack people in the middle of the night. and eat their skin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 oh come on dudes, like youve never let one loose in the moment and had it end up somewhere you didnt mean to. The one time I can remember, was with an ex. We were staying at her Aunt's house, sleeping in her little cousin's bedroom. His wallpaper was a pin striped baseball theme with team logos and illustrations, and his bed was barely big enough for the both of us. But we did it anyways, and I had nothing to throw the boys into. So I pulled out at the very last second, and threw my hand over it. But ol' faithful was in a rush that day, and some of my boys went airborne. We both looked at each other like "oh fuck!" I jumped out of bed with my dick in full throttle, and her naked on the bed with an "oh shit" face. I'm there looking around this kid's baseball card collection, coloring books, action figures, for the landing zone of my legacy. "I can't find it, where did it go?" "I think it went over there, by the board games." "Nope!" "Ok, over there, by the legos!" "Nope!" "Oh no!" "What?" "I found it." I turned around, and my girlfriend was sitting with her cat on her lap. Turns out I gave the little critter a Merv Griffin toupee. (No/Pedobear on the looking through kid's lego's with my dick hanging out) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_spenty Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 PROJECT PAT - RUBBERBAND ME Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted July 9, 2009 Author Share Posted July 9, 2009 BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA EARL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 that dudes life just changed forever. the dildo with eyes made it pretty clear i think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FruityLexia. Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 That seriously made my morning. If im gonna be faping, i dont wanna come back a day later sit down and cop a fresh whitey all over myself, thatsw not really my idea of a good time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrPiddlesworth Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 hahahahaha the accent on the talking dildo...wow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
compton red Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 wow, earl killin this thread. i actually read your whole post of bustin a nut on the cat and "merv griffin toupee"? wow, i laughed HARD on that one. well done....well done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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