RIPS Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 Someone said upper class white people drink this shit? No way, the only people I see drinking it are ghetto people, bums and hipsters and my white trash ex convict buddy who drinks them everyday like water. He talked me into trying one the other day, the blue one, man it was fucking disgusting. Like a melted slurpee with cheap grain alcohol in it. And to the person who asked where else can you get 12% alcohol for 2 bucks; 12% for $1.29, which along with 4loko is the most common can i see on the ground in my girlfriends bum infested alley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneekatoke Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 ^do they at least use a presentable glass like in the above picture? ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 NO. The dirty bastards slam it right out of the can and piss where my girlfriend puts her trash cans. The other day I saw her vomit from the smell of taking her trash out, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 Dear God that mental picture is killing me :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dontlookback Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 You know how i know your gay?! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cuz you drink four loko. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluefalcon Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 it would be relatively impossible to count how many times i have most likely gotten laid because of hefty loko consumption PLUS ITS WAY CHEEPER, LIKE IT ALREADY HAS ROOFIES IN IT SO YA DONT HAVE TO BUY EM SEPERATE? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 I think Monster was planning on coming out with an alcoholic energy drink. A while ago, they tried suing a local Vermont Brewery because they have a beer called Vermonster. At first no one could figure out why because the Vermonster has been out for years and beer and energy drinks are completely different beverages with different markets. But then it was apparently a "get the rights to a name before making a product" thing going on. Fuck monster energy drinks. Makes me hate ken block all the more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DM! Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 fuck 4loko shit cockblocked me last weekend true story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Just take a couple of caffeine pills with your drinks and avoid the excess sugar, coloring, preservatives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Just went to the website to find out if I can get this crap anywhere around me. Apparently it's sold nowhere in Northern Illinois (even though the company is located in Chicago?) but it is sold 15 minutes away from me in a town just across the IL/WI border. When I got a little extra money Im going to go and get a case and see what becomes of it. Ill report back when this happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dontlookback Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 , LIKE IT ALREADY HAS ROOFIES IN IT SO YA DONT HAVE TO BUY EM SEPERATE? you type like a valley girl.......a rich, white, teenage, blonde bitch. need I say more.....it's a bitch drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Ooooh get em, call him rich again. That part was really insulting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
volcom8811 Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 a group of friends and i were drinking these and hyping them up like we were getting payed. had us all wilding the fuck out. last time i had some was during a tomatoe fight a few months ago. ive chilled on them pretty tough cause i be wildin out on them, fuck what ya niggas heard. the fuck you have tomatoe fights? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneekatoke Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Just went to the website to find out if I can get this crap anywhere around me. Apparently it's sold nowhere in Northern Illinois (even though the company is located in Chicago?) but it is sold 15 minutes away from me in a town just across the IL/WI border. When I got a little extra money Im going to go and get a case and see what becomes of it. Ill report back when this happens. dont do this. just buy beers. ..or if you want the real 4loko official experience, here are the ingredients: 1 part OE 1 part urine (human or animal, depending on flavor) 1 part 211 2 caffeine pills (crush and mix) 1 part melted 7/11 slush mix together, drink, wake up next to dead hooker. Enjoy! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 4loko and those Drank anti-energy drinks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenwings Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 this shit is getting discontinued....or so I heard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toluene_causes_tumors Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 drink this instead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 this shit is getting discontinued....or so I heard. It's been in the news a bit. I bet it gets limited to ghetto neighborhoods like MADDOG 2020, Cisco and the other bum wines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anybody_wanna_peanut? Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 is it actually worth trying? i see it everywhere....usually in the hands of girls who are younger than me....but everywhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anybody_wanna_peanut? Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHIT. Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 four loko ruined beer for me, i can't get drunk off it anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 Garbage flavored malt liquor----------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 Drank some for the first time the other night at some lame party. My buddy bought a few cans. I drank a can of the watermelon,I didnt think it was that bad. Then again I had already been drinking all afternoon and night. Anyhow it led to me finding a sharpie and writing all over the walls,washing machine,basement and what ever else of whoevers house it was. Meh, dont think Id go out of my way to drink it again but if its there or I run into a gas station around here that has it might drink some again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anybody_wanna_peanut? Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 four loko ruined beer for me, i can't get drunk off it anymore. dear god man.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 Chicago heads..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesbian Fisting Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 You do get SAVAGE shits from them. I never really fucked with them until recently. the 3a btm homies got me to get down with em'. I thought it was girly as fuck before I drank them haha. MSK put me on to Icehouse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_R_O_N Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 Someone said upper class white people drink this shit? No way, the only people I see drinking it are ghetto people, bums and hipsters and my white trash ex convict buddy who drinks them everyday like water. He talked me into trying one the other day, the blue one, man it was fucking disgusting. Like a melted slurpee with cheap grain alcohol in it. And to the person who asked where else can you get 12% alcohol for 2 bucks; 12% for $1.29, which along with 4loko is the most common can i see on the ground in my girlfriends bum infested alley. on the contrary, all i see are drunken bros,TPWFs,and a bunch of white people drink this shit. i have yet to see black people drink this shit, im calling shenanigans. i took two sips of the watermelon...two sips mind you, and i can only imagine that this is what the rain in hell tastes like. pure masochists the lot of you who enjoy this shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 this is the new hipster drink.. shit is nasty as fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anybody_wanna_peanut? Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 i was gonna say that, but i got a bunch of shit last time i called something a hipster thing on here... agreed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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