*PROTOCOL* Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 Fuck this shit, I am done. Every single time I drink it I black out and apparently am really mean to my girlfriend and really anyone around me for that matter. Literally every single time. I got beat up for provoking my friends over and over. I deserved it. I am usually a super nice drunk. 4loko is crazy sauce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 Yeah but think for a second dude---if they ban it you could probably buy a bunch and then sell it for profit later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 I still don't understand how the fuck people get so fucked up of these? Maybe it's just because I've been drinking Redbull and vodka pretty much every night for 5 years straight, but they just don't do anything but give me a little buzz and horrible heartburn. I picked my sister up Sunday morning to go do something, and she was still belligerently drunk, all off of one Loko and a shot or two of Soco. Now, she's a lightweight, but not THAT much of one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 If you drink 2 of them and aren't feeling drunk you're a LIAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 If you drink 2 of them and aren't feeling drunk you're a LIAR! The one time I drank them I had 2.5, was buzzing, and then went to the bar to actually drink. What's that supposed to be, 10 beers? On an average night I have 5 or 6 mixed drinks, with the same amount of shots, and that's without getting blackout, making a fool of myself, puking everywhere fucked up. People need to learn how to drink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sausage party Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 i drink one to get the night started (preferebly lemon lime) then proceed to drink a six pack or whatever is at the party im at. it gets me good and drunk, sometimes belligerent, but mostly just fun loving wanting to go paint and destroy shit drunk. if you wanna talk about a drink that FUCKS YER ASS UP its night train. this wine turns any regular joe into a snarling, blacked out terror of the night. not in a good way. shits ruff. one of them yer drunk, two you are completely blacked out all night. jus explainin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1943435 LOOOOOOOOL. I hope none of this is true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBMstyles Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 Got ten cases stashed, ill give it till the local college gets back from xmas break to bring it back out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesbian Fisting Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 THE MODERN NIGGER. White people have been phased out as today's key racists against black people. Now it's black on blacks, committing the racism, while the white man kicks back and laughs as black people perpetuate their own stereotypes. LOL WATERMELON FLAVOR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cky2521 Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 :lol: :lol: Good thing they banned this shit. Who knew that alcohol could get you drunk?! well put my friend:scrambled: :scrambled: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 loko, then whiskey. its a cold night. im alreadypretty drunk. yeeeeeeee.e snowy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anybody_wanna_peanut? Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 who put whiskey in my whiskey?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 Some chicks just sent me a package of this shit. Ill drink it this weekend and see what all the fuss is about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mewzer Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 every hipster whos any hipster drinks four loko Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoopit Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 There are already adds poppin up on craigs list for the lokos, it is quit funny to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_R_O_N Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 yeah, the first and last time i had a four loko i was zonked out in a zombie like state clutching my chest because i thought i was about to have a heart attack. also darude sandstorm+four loko = loldrunkenravebreakdance tournament. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 if you wanna talk about a drink that FUCKS YER ASS UP its night train. this wine turns any regular joe into a snarling, blacked out terror of the night. not in a good way. shits ruff. one of them yer drunk, two you are completely blacked out all night. jus explainin It takes one of the big bottles of Night Train to get me drunk. Or it did. I'd probably get there off one of the short dogs now. I definitely get to the bonus level when I ride the Train. Things get broken, people get alienated, relationships fall apart, I fall out of trees. That sort of mess. I definitely think there was some additive in 4Loko that wasn't mentioned on the label. I saw some episode of "Weeds" recently where they made some drink out of Red Bull, hash and Ritalin...great success. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grove rat Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
degrading Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 I definitely think there was some additive in 4Loko that wasn't mentioned on the label. I saw some episode of "Weeds" recently where they made some drink out of Red Bull, hash and Ritalin...great success. completely agree with both of these. and that episode of weeds was pretty funny, doug keeps just pounding shots haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 Doug is the only remaining part of that show that is worthwhile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 Agreed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THEWILDONE Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 FOUR LOKO BABY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted November 27, 2010 Share Posted November 27, 2010 Drank one last night for the first time. It accelerated my drunkenness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted November 27, 2010 Share Posted November 27, 2010 ive had plenty of awesome moments this year and they all involved four locos. oh yeah and we drank four lokos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted November 27, 2010 Share Posted November 27, 2010 i shotgunned one last night and i'm still drunk. it's 10am here in the midwest. video of said incident later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggerneck Posted November 27, 2010 Share Posted November 27, 2010 4 loko as jager bombs = win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grove rat Posted November 27, 2010 Share Posted November 27, 2010 this should last me awhile... and if not i will just sell them to underage kids for profit. haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis and Clark Posted November 27, 2010 Share Posted November 27, 2010 drank a 'joose' yesterday first time... gooood quick little buzz but boy my stomach hates that sugary energy shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted November 27, 2010 Share Posted November 27, 2010 i feel fucking horrible today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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