a/s/l? Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 http://www.cracked.com/article_17170_8-awesome-cases-internet-vigilantism.html Go to the second page. Niggas getting their cards fucking PULLED. Discuss. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 no clue what im looking for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 how many fucking threads do we need about another website? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a/s/l? Posted July 4, 2009 Author Share Posted July 4, 2009 #3. Alan Ralsky: Spamming the Spam King If you love email spam, you can thank Alan Ralsky. He started spamming back before anyone knew what spam was, in the late 90s. By 2001, he managed to push so much shit through the Verizon servers he shut them down, leading to a lawsuit from Verizon. That lawsuit was settled and by 2002, Ralsky was rolling in enough dick enlargement cream cash to buy a $750,000 mansion. He continued spamming, using a database of 250 million names, charging companies to send out their shit e-mails for them. Up to 70 million a day, by his own admission. As with all great assholes, the taint of arrogance was right around the corner, under the ballsack of stupidity. Ralsky, smug and potentially borderline retarded, did an interview with the Detroit News in which he seemed quite pleased with himself and the legal way he was doing business. Readers didn't find things as amusing as he did and when the interview was posted on Slashdot, some people went out of their way to find the address to his new home, which they then posted. The result was Ralsky being signed up to every hardcopy mailing campaign people could find. Snail mail, as the kids call it, started arriving at Ralsky's mansion by the truckload. Literally by the truckload, as tons of it was delivered to his house each and every day. Ralsky's reaction was to complain that he was being harassed and was going to sue. This lead to massive bouts of laughter and an unprecedented level of not giving a shit. But at least the man won't have to leave home to do his Christmas shopping. WALL OF TEXT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 #3. Alansky: paming If u love mail spam, you an hank Ala Rasky. He tarted samming bak for one knew hat spam as, in he ate 90 By 2001, he man aged to push so much shit through the Vezon servers he shut the own, lead to a lawsut rom Vezon. hat laws was settled and by 2002, Rasky was rolling in nough dick large cream to buy a $750,000 mansion. He spammeud, using a database of 250 million names, charging companies to send out their shit e-mails for them. Up to 70 million a day, by his own ass. As with all assholes, the taint was right around the corner, under the ballsack of stupidity. Rasky, smug and potentially borderline retarded, did an interview with the Detroit News in which he seemed quite pleased with himself and the legal way he was doing busses. Readers didn't find things as amusing as he did and when the interview was posted on Slashdot, some people went out of their way to find the address to his new home, which they then posted. The result was Rasky being signed up to every hardcopy mailing campaign people could find. Snail mail, as the kids call it, started arriving at Rasky's mansion by the truckload. Literally by the dumploadtons of it was delivered to his house each and every day. Ralsky's reaction was to complain that he was being harassed and was going to sue. This lead to massive bouts of laughter and an unprecedented level of not giving a POO.at least the DUDE have to leave home to do his Christmashopping. WALL OF TEC'S this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a/s/l? Posted July 4, 2009 Author Share Posted July 4, 2009 WHAT? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 cracked is a great site, we get it, just make a cracked thread already Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 "A few million views later, charges against the cyclist were dropped since it was now clear that Pogan's recollection of events may have been slightly skewed by all the meat in his head. Pogan's badge and gun were taken away and he was given a desk job for seven months until finally he was fired for his actions and now faces criminal charges." YES!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shellshock Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 alot of that shit is dope, im surprised dog shit lady hasnt apologized she sounds like a cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Flowsmith Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 In 3 days, this is going to be a thread on Bombing science. Every thread that's made here ends being copied onto their site a few days later. ... ...we've been infiltrated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 the nation of domination Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 what the hell is bombing science 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TripleSuplex Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 wifey and i saw that one from frisco and we were appalled by dude actions(disclaimer: not tryin to sound all mature and shit) we both wanted to find him and whoop the shit out of him thx interwebs, thx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 In 3 days, this is going to be a thread on Bombing science. Every thread that's made here ends being copied onto their site a few days later. ... ...we've been infiltrated. How would you know this if you weren't one of said infiltrators? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Flowsmith Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 I lurk BS when im bored, i dont post shit on there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 YO cher i noticed the same shit!!..thye have so many of the same damn threads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted July 5, 2009 Share Posted July 5, 2009 in regards to the cat abuser section of that article, why fuck with this fathers business? so he can feel the pain of getting his allowance taken away, due to a financial chokehold on his family? thats weak his family had nothing to do with it as far as people know, they shouldve stolen the cat & just lit him on fire *edit by him, i mean the kid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted July 5, 2009 Share Posted July 5, 2009 how many fucking threads do we need about another website? U MAD? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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