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Alan Ralsky: Spamming the Spam King

 

If you love email spam, you can thank Alan Ralsky. He started spamming back before anyone knew what spam was, in the late 90s. By 2001, he managed to push so much shit through the Verizon servers he shut them down, leading to a lawsuit from Verizon.

 

That lawsuit was settled and by 2002, Ralsky was rolling in enough dick enlargement cream cash to buy a $750,000 mansion. He continued spamming, using a database of 250 million names, charging companies to send out their shit e-mails for them. Up to 70 million a day, by his own admission.

 

As with all great assholes, the taint of arrogance was right around the corner, under the ballsack of stupidity. Ralsky, smug and potentially borderline retarded, did an interview with the Detroit News in which he seemed quite pleased with himself and the legal way he was doing business.

 

Readers didn't find things as amusing as he did and when the interview was posted on Slashdot, some people went out of their way to find the address to his new home, which they then posted. The result was Ralsky being signed up to every hardcopy mailing campaign people could find.

 

Snail mail, as the kids call it, started arriving at Ralsky's mansion by the truckload. Literally by the truckload, as tons of it was delivered to his house each and every day. Ralsky's reaction was to complain that he was being harassed and was going to sue. This lead to massive bouts of laughter and an unprecedented level of not giving a shit. But at least the man won't have to leave home to do his Christmas shopping.

 

WALL OF TEXT

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Alansky: paming

 

If u love mail spam, you an hank Ala Rasky. He tarted samming bak for one knew hat spam as, in he ate 90 By 2001, he man aged to push so much shit through the Vezon servers he shut the own, lead to a lawsut rom Vezon.

 

hat laws was settled and by 2002, Rasky was rolling in nough dick large cream to buy a $750,000 mansion. He spammeud, using a database of 250 million names, charging companies to send out their shit e-mails for them. Up to 70 million a day, by his own ass.

 

As with all assholes, the taint was right around the corner, under the ballsack of stupidity. Rasky, smug and potentially borderline retarded, did an interview with the Detroit News in which he seemed quite pleased with himself and the legal way he was doing busses.

 

Readers didn't find things as amusing as he did and when the interview was posted on Slashdot, some people went out of their way to find the address to his new home, which they then posted. The result was Rasky being signed up to every hardcopy mailing campaign people could find.

 

Snail mail, as the kids call it, started arriving at Rasky's mansion by the truckload. Literally by the dumploadtons of it was delivered to his house each and every day. Ralsky's reaction was to complain that he was being harassed and was going to sue. This lead to massive bouts of laughter and an unprecedented level of not giving a POO.at least the DUDE have to leave home to do his Christmashopping.

 

WALL OF TEC'S

 

 

 

 

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"A few million views later, charges against the cyclist were dropped since it was now clear that Pogan's recollection of events may have been slightly skewed by all the meat in his head. Pogan's badge and gun were taken away and he was given a desk job for seven months until finally he was fired for his actions and now faces criminal charges."

 

 

 

YES!!!

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In 3 days, this is going to be a thread on Bombing science.

Every thread that's made here ends being copied onto their site a few days later.

...

 

...we've been infiltrated.

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wifey and i saw that one from frisco

 

and we were appalled by dude actions(disclaimer: not tryin to sound all mature and shit)

 

we both wanted to find him and whoop the shit out of him

 

thx interwebs, thx

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In 3 days, this is going to be a thread on Bombing science.

Every thread that's made here ends being copied onto their site a few days later.

...

 

...we've been infiltrated.

 

 

 

How would you know this if you weren't one of said infiltrators?

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in regards to the cat abuser section of that article, why fuck with this fathers business? so he can feel the pain of getting his allowance taken away, due to a financial chokehold on his family?

thats weak

 

his family had nothing to do with it as far as people know, they shouldve stolen the cat & just lit him on fire

 

*edit

by him, i mean the kid

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