absolute.despair Posted July 5, 2009 Share Posted July 5, 2009 blacking out.. i did who?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest T14K Posted July 5, 2009 Share Posted July 5, 2009 last year on my bday i woke up in jail to them saying my name to release me. im still not quite sure on why i got arrested. something about a security guard and punching a window. no charges filed though so whatevs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vharkano Posted July 5, 2009 Share Posted July 5, 2009 blacking out.. i did who?? this is more like it. i remember waking up next to this hideous monstrosity from hell and we sort of woke up together and looked at each other in silence. then i jumped on the computer and played need for speed until she got someone to come pick her up 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
absolute.despair Posted July 5, 2009 Share Posted July 5, 2009 ^ exactly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 5, 2009 Share Posted July 5, 2009 drunk walking home is never fun.So damned true. I did this on Friday night and ended up walking so fucking far to get home, which is fucked when my house is like 1km from the pub (in a straight line). On the positive though, I learned my local has rather the good looking crowd which came as a shock to me, as I usually go to more further away places. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted July 5, 2009 Share Posted July 5, 2009 Last night I drank about a million beers and spent the night on a roof watching fireworks in Boston. There are huge gaps in my memory but high heights and alcohol are always a barrel of monkeys. I spent the portions of the night on solid ground being incredibly rude and belligerent and when I walked back to my boy's house this morning I noticed a bunch of drunk graff and dance from the night before that I don't remember doing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted July 5, 2009 Share Posted July 5, 2009 The super drunk walk when you take one step forward and three steps back is the worst....takes forever to get anywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vharkano Posted July 5, 2009 Share Posted July 5, 2009 The super drunk walk when you take one step forward and three steps back is the worst....takes forever to get anywhere. yeah at that point its just easier to sleep it off in a bush for a few hours. works a treat 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rainbostikuh Posted July 5, 2009 Share Posted July 5, 2009 Quote: Originally Posted by twinky the kid (View Original Post) drunk walking home is never fun. It is when your pants aren't spandex girl jeans, thus allowing you to always have something in your pockets to write on shit with. :P haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_spenty Posted July 5, 2009 Share Posted July 5, 2009 me last night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted July 5, 2009 Share Posted July 5, 2009 WE GET IT NIGGA, YOU SHOT HEROIN AND DIED TWICE. DICK OR GTFO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted July 5, 2009 Share Posted July 5, 2009 I GOT DOME FROM A HUUUUUUUUGE FAT BITCH LAST NIGHT AND THEN WOKE UP TO MY BOYS COMING IN THE ROOM DYING LAUGHING FML Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted July 5, 2009 Share Posted July 5, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadWithNames Posted July 5, 2009 Share Posted July 5, 2009 i black out almost every time i drink, its fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 I black out for periods of a few minutes or so, but I drink alot, pretty much every night, so that's not too bad. I don't remember the ride home? Oh well, prolly wasn't too cool anyways The last time I took Xanax (quite a few, after drinking alottt) I completely blacked out. Beat up my girl, smashed her phone, ran up in some girl's apartment and dragged my girl out of it, tried to fight some Crip faggot, and then threw a Corona bottle at my own boy's car before apparently being driven to a friend's house where I put out a bunch of yak, and then passed out on the couch. Woke up in the AM with absolutely no recollection of it...no more xanax for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canamontana Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 lol i chased a girl around w an axe at this party when i was blackt out, got a hella bad rap from all her friends now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 WE GET IT NIGGA, YOU SHOT HEROIN AND DIED TWICE. DICK OR GTFO. you can't even slap a no homo on this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lako Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 Couple weeks back me and a couple friends go downtown. Just broke up with the ole lady so im intending on gettin shitty. After bout 5 jack and cokes and 4 or 5 fat tires im wasted. I heard I drop a fresh beer just slip straightdown on this broads flip flopped foot, beer all over her leg and feet. She mugs I tell my boy we gotta bounce. Go around the corner call the ex, meet up with her she buys me a couple drinks I end up hittin on her friend, shes cool about it. last call rolls around I end up makin the same girl cry out at the truck. I come out of the blackout to a teary faced girl not knowing what just happened. pretty good night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 yeah at that point its just easier to sleep it off in a bush for a few hours. works a treat I've done this before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 me last night. Lightweight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 Couple weeks back me and a couple friends go downtown. Just broke up with the ole lady so im intending on gettin shitty. After bout 5 jack and cokes and 4 or 5 fat tires im wasted. I heard I drop a fresh beer just slip straightdown on this broads flip flopped foot, beer all over her leg and feet. She mugs I tell my boy we gotta bounce. Go around the corner call the ex, meet up with her she buys me a couple drinks I end up hittin on her friend, shes cool about it. last call rolls around I end up makin the same girl cry out at the truck. I come out of the blackout to a teary faced girl not knowing what just happened. pretty good night Sounds more like a pretty shitty night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watson Posted July 6, 2009 Author Share Posted July 6, 2009 what the fuck happened with heroin kid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 i got stories for days which is good coz im hoping there will be shitloads more. one time at a beach party i got very drunk and got into what i thought was a fight. i woke up the next morning with bruised/broken knuckles and forehead injuries. i was informed i had been fighting a solid steel mailbox, headbutting and all. i got another story involving police, casket wine, drink driving, mushrooms and pure good luck but its too long to type Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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