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HOP OUT THE BED, GET MY SWAG ON....

Whats your morning ritual?  

80 members have voted

  1. 1. Whats your morning ritual?

    • GET MY SWAG ON
      12
    • Hungover, go back to sleep
      3
    • Poop and/or Piss
      13
    • Whip up a batch of knuckle children (jack off)
      6
    • FUCK!!! (as is FUCK GOD DAMMIT ARGH)
      8
    • FUCK (as in fuck whatevers lying next to you)
      2
    • Breakfast of champions (drink beer/ Smoke weed to stop hangover)
      8
    • Eat a hearty meal and head off to work
      8
    • 12oz addiction
      4
    • Call Boogie Hands
      16


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wobble to washroom,take shit,wobble to kitchen,get coffee,stare out window,hate the fact that i have to go to work.

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wobble to washroom,take shit,wobble to kitchen,get coffee,stare out window,hate the fact that i have to go to work.

 

make sure you choose the FUCK AS IN FUCK ARGH GOD DAMMIT FUCK option.

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Take a look in the mirror and say "how goes your morning kind sir"

Then I begin to persue the aquasition of currency.

 

 

 

Need spell check, I know.

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i usually wait for my wood to go away, urinate, 12oz, smoke and then lurk around my house all day, while occasionally leaving the house in pursuit of a job.

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Have sexy times with my lady friend, put coffee on, take shower, drink coffee and smoke followed closely by morning dump. Then the day starts

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-wake up

-disregard the random female/females I'm in bed with

-look myself in the mirror, tell myself how fly I am

-drape myself in the flyest gear

-go skateboarding weeeeeee!

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