KILZ FILLZ Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Last night my goal was to get fucked up drunk. My girls place has a pool table and a back patio over looking sea world and mission bay. I invited a few friends over and she did the same. One of her homegirls brought this dude who I'm guessing she's hooking up with, total doucher. Emo hair, tight pants, reflective aviator sunglasses, and biker boots. Telling me how he used to be a squatter...now he's living in Hollywood....driving a new f150 longbed. Trustfund much?? Well after a 30 pack, a bottle of jameson, and about 10 games of pool, doucher decides his cat has been in the car too long and needs to get out and stretch. (who brings their cat with em on a drive from LA to San diego?) So he let's his cat loose in the backyard saying, "he'll come back when we're leaving". Guess what? The cats no where to be found by then. They search for that cat for a few HOURS while me and my buddies keep drinking and playing pool. Eventually they find the cat up a tree in the front yard. Doucher climbs up after the cat and gets stuck himself! :LOL: after about 10 mins of this guy hugging this tree branch with his cat in his lap and all of us on the ground laughing at him,(I kept yelling "just throw the cat down!!!") he mans up and just jumps down. I said "well that deserves a round of applause" and start the group clap. While everyone is clapping he sets the cat down in the driveway and raises his arms in victory. But as soon as he set the cat down it ran away again!! :LOL: dumbass. Eventually he got it again, put it in his truck, and we party some more. They leave and come back a couple hours later to find us still getting wrecked playing sloppy drunk pool. Turns out when doucher put his cat in the truck his window was down and the cat escaped again!! :LOL: HAHAHA They give up looking after about another half hour and leave us their number in case we find the cat. We continued to party. My boy slept on the couch near the pool table so I went to check up on him in the morning. And there was that damn cat staring at me thru the window. He just came and picked it up and left. Wow wall of text. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Nerves Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyPillfingers Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 haha fucking retard cat, dude sounds like a douche. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maskface Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 should have locked that dickhead in the car and partied with the cat 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Nerves Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Cos'd retard needs to step up his cat in truck game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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belmonts Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maskface Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Indeed. Also machine gun cat for all my niggas in the back 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maskface Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 rock a in the Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 should have locked that dickhead in the car and partied with the cat Bahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Nerves Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 LOLOLOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FACTORY_MADE Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 this should turn into a cat quote picture thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 you should have kept the cat and saved it from that reflective sunglass wearing cock sucking scenester Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XJONATHONX Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 Hes automatically a faggot for driving a ford truck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 Last night my goal was to get fucked up drunk. im just gonna bump this and keep lurking. i hope i get mad drunk tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a/s/l? Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 hahahahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 Wow, nice story jibronie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Flowsmith Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rice eyes Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 should have locked that dickhead in the car and partied with the cat holy shit :lol: I laughed out loud for a solid minute! propped when not 24'd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FruityLexia. Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 Telling me how he used to be a squatter...now he's living in Hollywood.... Sounds like the only time this dude squats is when his chucking a piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 I hope you harassed the living piss out of that pussy with the cat. If he didn't want to fight you or cry, you failed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted July 4, 2009 Author Share Posted July 4, 2009 I was just trying to have a good time. Yea we were clowning him but nothing serious. Not everything needs to be a big dick contest. I was with a marine and even he wasn't trying to fuck with the guy too much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted July 5, 2009 Share Posted July 5, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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