King Kobra Killer Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 I looked for a thread on this and didnt see one so Im making one. This movie fucking sucks. No story, no characters developed at ALL!! Nothing makes sense. THE CLINCHER: THE WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE IS SHOT 2 FEET FROM THE ACTORS FACE!!! Im not joking, the entire movie is right up in the actors face and it makes you sea sick and you almost vomit.. I was looking around and to my lady like, "Did we sit too close to the screen?" then I realised, NO WE DIDN'T WE WERE HALF WAY TO THE BACK OF THE THEATRE the whole movie is a close up! Its like the producers said, "Man there have been soooooo many gangster movies made, we need to do something different, like put the veiwer RIGHT UP IN THE FUCKING ACTION IN THE FACE WITH THE GUN BLAST!!!!!!", but it doesnt work. AND NOTHING HAPPENS! If you are a gangster history buff you will be SO dissapointed because nothing happens or is mentioned...Wait a minute John Dillinger is in a bank robbing gang with Babyface Nelson?? How did that happen, WHO KNOWS!!! this movie doesnt. and if you know nothing about John Dillinger, this movie will explain nothing! I'm pretty sure this movie takes place in the height of the great depression, and John Dillinger was a hero to the common man, but NOTHING THAT HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH THAT IS IN THE MOVIE. Johnny Depp has like 8 lines in the whole film. HOLY SHIT THIS MOVIE FUCKING SUCKSSSS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kobra Killer Posted July 3, 2009 Author Share Posted July 3, 2009 exactlly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Eaten By Wolves Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Shame to hear they shot parts of the shit in my home town for the soap gun escape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dose Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Damn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kobra Killer Posted July 3, 2009 Author Share Posted July 3, 2009 Soap gun? No you get no soap gun in this movie, oonly a line " was that a real gun?" thats it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 I had no idea Public Enemy was coming out with a movie. And no I didn't read any of this shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 thread title was confusing thought i was gonna hear baout flayva flav getting loose with a 9 mil and busting out some lyrics on the silver screen massive let down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnifeHits RS Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Johnny Depp will never make a movie of this caliber... call it quits already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Im gonna find this out for myself. I find it hard to believe Johnny Deep has only 8 lines. But thanks for the review. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papi Drew It Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violent Gangbanger Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 My girl is making me wait until she get's back from where to see this, sounds like she's going to be disappointed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 u mad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 You mad? I saw it yesterday. It wasn't incredible, some what thin on plot/development sure, but I thought minimalist was where it's at these days...in my opinion There Will Be Blood was just as thin and and everyone knobbed off that movie. Even so, it wasn't awful either. I didn't expect a movie starring Johnny Depp to be some sort of gangster buff's wet dream, I expected it to be a Hollywood endeavor based on fact with a large amount of alteration, a dominant romantic side plot, and a bunch of gunfights. Which it was. On the trivia tip, my great granddad was part of the crowd coming out of the theater when Dillinger was shot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 thats awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 I refuse to believe this movie sucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_spenty Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Sexorcist Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 man i wanted to see this is looked straight to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyPillfingers Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 i could tell by the commercials that the camera work looks pretty gay, it basically just shows Depp shooting off his Thompson, then kissing that stupid looking broad, then shooting off his gun again, then talking with a broad, then shooting off his thompson again. it kinda looks like they just expect people to come in because they want to see Depp shoot a thompson with a barrel drum clip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2009 Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCaaECuq0og Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 it kinda looks like they just expect people to come in because they want to see Depp shoot a thompson with a barrel drum clip. That's not enough for you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 The New York Post review was almost identical to this thread's review, mostly focusing on lack of historical content, poor character development... I'm still gonna check it out though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benito Juarez Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 i heard the manliest of men is in that movie, the great Don FRy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferris Bueller Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Fuck a movie. Read about the actual events. I guarantee the story of Dillinger is more interesting (and it's a fucking true story) than some idiotic cinematic adaptation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 saw it for free...didnt think it was horrible..and contrarily i thought the upclose thing was an interensting touch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLICKCLACKONER Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 Michael Mann should not shoot in digital. It looks wack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 props to anyone who has a link Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kobra Killer Posted July 6, 2009 Author Share Posted July 6, 2009 I am right, as the New York Times apperentlly agrees that I am right, this movie fucking sucks for all the reasons listed in my original post. The only thing I didnt mention in my original post is HOW MUCH MORE IT WILL SUCK IF YOU WATCH IT IN A THEATRE FULL OF ARMENIAN FAGGOTS WITH THEIR UGLY GIRLFRIENDS AND OLD WHITE DUDES WITH THEIR FUCKING GOOK MAIL ORDER BRIDES WHO ARE TAPPING THEIR FEET SUPER LOUD AND YOUR GIRL HAS TO TURN AROUND AND HIT THEIR LEG AND YELL AT THEM TO SHUT THE FUCK UP SO YOU CAN WATCH NOTHING HAPPEN ON SCREEN IN PEACE!!! AHh FUCK THIS MOVIE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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