CALIgula Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 hahahaha!.....nice chop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Nerves Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 haha wow, it took a sec to soak that in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 i got beat too and i'm white. that shit doesn't happen these days in white fams though, thats why kids look like dis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Let me tell you this... I got my ass BeAt!11!!1 Frying pans, Spatulas...They even called my mom "Donatello" because she chased my ass down the street, through the 'hood with a broomstick. You know what though? I listened. And I knew when I fucked up, an ass whooping was coming. Kids need they asses beat nowadays. That's what's wrong with this world. You wanna' know my gang name? Mr. Fuckatimeout 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonsai Bill Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 i would just get slapped in the face all the time by my moms...no dad around to beat me up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 For all the immigrants and children of immigrant parents, who didn't get taken out for ice cream for bringing home a C+. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 CORPORAL PUNISHMENT http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nn5jlrxcpkI This nigga aint even funny. It's like he's trying mad hard to bite American comedy, but just can't pull it off. Those people laughing in the audience are idiots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 And yall niggas is crybabies, for real. I ain't even an immigrant and I got the same beatings that yall are crying about. So did everybody I knew when I was a kid, and they weren't immigrants either. Maybe we didn't catch that shit for not bringing home straight A's, but we still caught that shit none the less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 i got beat too and i'm white. that shit doesn't happen these days in white fams though, thats why kids look like dis if i ever have a kid who dressed like this. i'd make a point of it to beat his ass with the wu tang manual Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 ^I'd just beat him with my fists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 if you leave bruises you know that little pussy's gonna cry to someone about it. phonebooks or a sack of oranges no evidence, no crime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted July 3, 2009 Author Share Posted July 3, 2009 if you leave bruises you know that little pussy's gonna cry to someone about it. phonebooks or a sack of oranges no evidence, no crime what are you talking about? i had burns all over my back and made sure that no one saw it in the changeroom. people stay loyal to their parents. or wait, you're talking to dao. DAO, North American white people have NOTHING compared to the rest of the world as far as beatings go. And Canadian comics have no reason tp try and copy Americans. You just can't laugh because there is truth to all humour, and you seem to lack a sense of both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 DAO, North American white people have NOTHING compared to the rest of the world as far as beatings go. You're wyling. I have a former pro-kickboxer father, with a horrible Italian temper, and an emotionally unbalanced mother from Virginia. That's like the illest beating combination ever created 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 notice the battered and bruised kid in the back. DADDY NO!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_spenty Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted July 3, 2009 Author Share Posted July 3, 2009 You're wyling. I have a former pro-kickboxer father, with a horrible Italian temper, and an emotionally unbalanced mother from Virginia. That's like the illest beating combination ever created actually, i can give you that. some white people get the spontaneous beatdowns, sometimes alcohol fueled. but you're not getting calculated torture like the red hot spatula or the overturned bottlecaps. what was most humiliating was at the family functions. if my mom was busy cooking, i'd get passed off to some other mom and get hit from different angles i'm not used to while everyone watched. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mercer Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Oh, you wanna cry about it on the Internet like a little bitch son? When I get home from work I'll give you something to cry about! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted July 3, 2009 Author Share Posted July 3, 2009 who remembers this show? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfyErgbY0oA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 what was most humiliating was at the family functions. if my mom was busy cooking, i'd get passed off to some other mom and get hit from different angles i'm not used to while everyone watched. See this I can't co-sign. I was NEVER disciplined by anyone except my parents. Friends, aunts, uncles, grandparents, nobody...if anyone else had even raised their voice to me I'm sure my Dad would of been disciplining them And as far as calculated torture goes, my Mom once got tied to a chair and beat with a switch for an hour. This was by my Grandma (also white lady from Virginia) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferris Bueller Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 I am white, and I caught plenty of ass whuppings from spatulas and wooden spoons. As soon as I heard the drawer in the kitchen open and slam shut, it was time to hit the deck! And my grandfather spanked me once. He was a respectable man; lied about his age so he could volunteer for service during WWII, served, survived, married a nice lady, took up carpentry, and owned a lot of guns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 lol u have no idae how many times i jet while my dad was trying to get me..id move to the opposite side of a bigtable.ducking and dodging a nigga....but i remember one time niggas was on top of me pounding my fucking face .no regrets tho and i dont hold it agianst him i deserved it..i was a dumasss..im pretty sure imma discipline my children in a strict way cuz of my upbringings..which isnt necessarily a bad thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted July 4, 2009 Author Share Posted July 4, 2009 ^ sure, but i'd be a doctor right now without all the negative reinforcements. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 Ok, so you've got Jay Z, Beyonce, Chloe Sevigny, and some dude who looks like he got the shit beat out of him. Either that, or he walked into a wall and has a 4 pound cold sore. Sucks for that kid, gets caught in a paparazzi photo after getting lumped up. His 15 minutes of fame backfired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted July 5, 2009 Share Posted July 5, 2009 ^ sure, but i'd be a doctor right now without all the negative reinforcements. :lol: lol dude i feel ya.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFUpxkMEowg family guy- asian family Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Organic Therapy Posted July 5, 2009 Share Posted July 5, 2009 I don't get beat anymore as I used to when I was smaller. If my dad wants to punish me for something he usually puts me on punishment, and if that doesn't work, then it goes to fists since I am older now and can handle that. I remember when I was 10 or 11, I was taking a shower and as soon as I stepped out, my dad popped outta left and just whooped the shit outta me. While I was wet, that was the worst experience ever. He used to leave bruises on my body and such. I love him to death, but I still have resentment towards him for my younger years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nnout Posted July 5, 2009 Share Posted July 5, 2009 I'm white as could be, and was beaten pretty savagely my whole life, for everything from grades to forgetting to take out the trash You immigrants don't got a lock on this co-sign only half thoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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