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The Things I Would Do To Bang Her...

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Check this site I found: TheThingsIWouldDo.com

 

Every day they put up a new smoking hot chick, and everyone comments on the things they would subject themselves to to be able to fuck her.

 

This was mine: "I would divorce my wife of 25 years just to see the skid mark on her dirty underwear."

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"I would have two midgets douse my naked body with vaseline and slip myself inside of an elephants rectum for a week with no food or water so that she can take a fat doody on my face on a hot summer da..."

Agree or don't agree?

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someone from the oontz has been there

''I would stick jalapenos up my pee hole, and leave them there until doctors had to surgically remove them, just so i could pee in her butt. ''

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THIS SITE IS APPARENTLY JUST AN EXCUSE FOR GUYS TO ANONYMOUSLY TYPE EXTREMELY HOMO SHIT AND PRETEND IT AINT HOMO CAUSE THERES A PICTURE OF A FULLY CLOTHED GIRL NEXT TO IT.

STILL HOMO BITCH

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I would trip my grandmother while she was walking across the street if I could put my hand between her legs.

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I tend to skip all the homo bragging shit for simplicity- I'd slip her a rufie just to bang that shit, I'd catch her after a long night of drinking just to bang that shit.....I haven't gone to this site, I hope the chix are at least eye candy.

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someone said

"i would oontz all in her wonk saggin"

and everyone disagreed.

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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