Smart Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Apparently there's a movement to squash the 'noises' womens tennis players make because they are TOO sexually xuggestive... does anyone really have a problem with this? Isn't this the ONLY reason men watch women's tennis? Nobody at all watches Men's tennis right? I mean, it's tennis! I think they should START making those noises in women's golf, because apart from the lesbian aspect and the increasingly younger field, there's really not too much making me watch the sport... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 At Wimbledon they moved all the hot chicks to center court Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted July 1, 2009 Author Share Posted July 1, 2009 center court = euphamism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pet Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 My mom keeps on watching tennis on mute because of the... sounds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maskface Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 fuck tennis i think this bitch is the cause of a lot of the discussion regarding screams though http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jIw2oGeTiE I mean, that is pretty ridiculous. Typical that a woman cant even play tennis without opening her mouth. she could have it though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeRVe54 Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Its definitely a bit obnoxious. Especially when you end up losing anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FruityLexia. Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Somtimes i close my eyes and pretend im hearing my parents having sex again like when i was alittle kid. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 I don't care. They can grunt/moan/scream as much as they want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 i wouldn't watch it either way, there's porn for that and tennis is boring Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 I thought womens tennis was dubbed like that in the first place! "EEEH" *plop* "AHHHH" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Internerd Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 i was trying to find a photo of that dude from KenPark having a wank to the womens tennis on t.v, but i couldn't find one. that shit was fu-ugh-cked up no homo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 women's tennis is great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaOnlyQue Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Somtimes i close my eyes and pretend im hearing my parents having sex again like when i was alittle kid. :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a kid growin up Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Yeah, I think they just do the screams to fuck up their opponents. Another sound that bothers me is the horn sounds during soccer games. I was just flipping the channels and heard that shit, I don't understand how people watch it with the sound on. It sounds like a fucking swarm of bees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francis buxton Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Yeah, I think they just do the screams to fuck up their opponents. Another sound that bothers me is the horn sounds during soccer games. I was just flipping the channels and heard that shit, I don't understand how people watch it with the sound on. It sounds like a fucking swarm of bees. My roommates watch soccor constantly. many times i have been woken up by this sound, cause they're watching a game on the other side of the globe so its like 5 am our time. fucking retarded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Only reason why I watch women's tennis. And the only thing that keeps my attention. Are you feeling randy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 I tried watching soccer in surround sound during the USA/Brazil game. That lasted about 3 minutes. The horns are there to cover up the sounds of snoring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnifeHits RS Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILOTSMYBRAIN Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 I knew a few girls that would make the same noises while pitching in softball games. Shit would make me laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miley Cyrus Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 since when are girls allowed to play sports?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted July 1, 2009 Author Share Posted July 1, 2009 Are you feeling randy? I try to avoid people named Randy and I certainly don't touch them, but I DO endorse Randy Savage as THE BEST pseudonym EVAR! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vex Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 fuck those are some tig 'ol bitties!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 monica seles was the fucking queen of that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Women just can't seem to keep their mouths shut. Kind of funny though since it is the women who do it. Someone should mix some of it in w/ an orgasm soundtrack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Oh, and fuck tennis all together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 haha....i cant remember who it was, but there was some standup comic in the mid-90s who was talking about laying out playboy magazines on the bed and turning on womens tennis to hear the noises. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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