morton Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Skipped to this page, I say it will be Chuck Norris and if there is a death jokes thread it will just be recycled jokes that already exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crimetime Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 I won a deathpoll a few years back on good old strom thurmond, i think my other pick was magic johnson but that dude is apparently too rich to die from aids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ask4about2me Posted June 30, 2009 Author Share Posted June 30, 2009 strom thurmond was way too easy. people over the age of 85 should not be eligible for deahtwatch lists Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 that fat hosr from who's line is it anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Bernard Madoff // Current Age: 71 // Occupation: Former NASDAQ Chairman,robber of old people and charities // How He Will Die: Suicide Oh yes,this crooked fuck will be dead before the year is up,I promise you. Even though he will be in a Federal Country Club instead of getting ass raped by lifers from the country's grimiest projects (which is where he should be),I dont see Ol' Bernie lasting too long in lockup. He will definitely take the coward's way out,I just wonder if not having a spine makes it harder to hang yourself with your bedsheets. No spine? Nevermind dude's crime, he got reamed in the ass for sentencing because he wouldn't name any accomplices. Way more backbone than alot of those same lifers from the PJs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 "I see dead people" yeah look in the mirror you snide little prick /jk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MURDERTRAIN Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 bill murray is the man. i hope he doesnt go.. Busey GIF FTW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Occupation:Rapper,Professional Rock-Smoker PROOOOOVVE IT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Nerves Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 One day Bill is gonna fall to his death at a NYC rooftop party Bill Murray's too cool to die. But LOLS at the concept of the rooftop party death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 "My handsome Julian Patrick Swayze, you look so FUCKIN sexy in Rhode house,FUCKIN dirty dancing" -Conky TPB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Nerves Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 If only fucking cougar bitches could save a niggas life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 Steve McNair. We all lose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted July 5, 2009 Share Posted July 5, 2009 yeah i didnt see that one coming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nnout Posted July 5, 2009 Share Posted July 5, 2009 shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted July 5, 2009 Share Posted July 5, 2009 ironic that ask made this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted July 5, 2009 Share Posted July 5, 2009 ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a/s/l? Posted July 5, 2009 Share Posted July 5, 2009 SHUT THE FUCK UP, QUIT YELLING. JANETS NEXT. SHAME, I LIKED HER TOO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted July 5, 2009 Share Posted July 5, 2009 Hugh Hefner One of the Baldwins Ozzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted July 5, 2009 Share Posted July 5, 2009 wow, bill murray isnt looking too good :o ill bet he now wishes the plot of groundhog day happens irl & that busey gif rules this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ask4about2me Posted July 5, 2009 Author Share Posted July 5, 2009 ironic that ask made this thread no fucking shit. havent been able to check on this one because ive been scouring the interwebs for details on the murder suicide. RIP STEVE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted July 5, 2009 Share Posted July 5, 2009 Ozzy dude thats not cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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