!@#$% Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 patrick swayze is prolly at death's door. and leave it to twinky to know who that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Dammit the tits on Aretha are serious buisness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_R_O_N Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 willie nelson is immortal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ask4about2me Posted June 29, 2009 Author Share Posted June 29, 2009 Scott Weiland // Current Age: 41 // Occupation: Rock Vocalist, Heroin Superstar // How He Will Die: Heroin Superstar Scott Weiland. Need I say more? He checks himself into rehab as frequently as most people go to the dentist to get their teeth cleaned,and usually stays for as long. After stating that he's been "clean" for years,that can mean one of two things-he's been banging the whole time and is waiting on that one mega-dose that puts him to sleep for good,or he's been waiting for years for a triumphant return to the world of black tar that will indeed be his finale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 "Hey you guise!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BELTOLEUM Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 OHHAHAHAHA THAT GARY BUSEY PIC, WOW. WILLIE NELSON CANT DIE HE SMOKES TOO MUCH FIRE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awkward eye Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Since when is Artie not on the Stern show? He's supposedly clean right now too, he's been clean for a month or so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a/s/l? Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 I HOPE THIS FAGGOT DIES. fucking disgusting jesus would falcon punch this bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ask4about2me Posted June 29, 2009 Author Share Posted June 29, 2009 Since when is Artie not on the Stern show? He's supposedly clean right now too, he's been clean for a month or so. everyone is "clean" until they make news for being arrested or going back to rehab again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Twinky Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 fucking disgusting jesus would falcon punch this bitch THATS A DUDE, DUDE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awkward eye Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 So when did he become Howard's former sidekick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Larry King, Age: the man before time, C.O.D: a strong gust of wind will blow his cup of coffee out of his hand causing him to spontaniosly combust Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 I HOPE THIS FAGGOT DIES. no need to repost the pictures of this fag again but this is how it makes me feel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ask4about2me Posted June 29, 2009 Author Share Posted June 29, 2009 Bernard Madoff // Current Age: 71 // Occupation: Former NASDAQ Chairman,robber of old people and charities // How He Will Die: Suicide Oh yes,this crooked fuck will be dead before the year is up,I promise you. Even though he will be in a Federal Country Club instead of getting ass raped by lifers from the country's grimiest projects (which is where he should be),I dont see Ol' Bernie lasting too long in lockup. He will definitely take the coward's way out,I just wonder if not having a spine makes it harder to hang yourself with your bedsheets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mao Tse Fun Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Louie Anderson // Age: 53 // Occupation: Comedian // How he will die: Cheetos any day now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 2 guys from point break? maybe keanu will be next Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ask4about2me Posted June 29, 2009 Author Share Posted June 29, 2009 2 guys from point break? maybe keanu will be next hopefully he will be first. i would much rather trade keanu reeves for busey and swayze Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 ^^word reeves is a goof Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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veintiocho Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 DMX // Current Age:38 // Occupation:Rapper,Professional Rock-Smoker // How He Will Die: Heart Attack After as many years of smoking rocks as this man has had,his heart (which by now is probably swollen to the size of a softball) is ready at any day to have a "take this job and shove it" moment by throwing a massive temper tantrum and quitting.Mr.Simmons' only hope is the fact that most crackheads (like the ones in my city) tend to live forever so they can continue to annoy you by recommending that you let them fix your car (when the only tools they have are one Phillip's head screwdriver,an icepick,and a roll of electric tape). He's looking thin these days though,and due to the fact that he seems to be easily excitable,he could easily piss his heart off to the point of resignation any day now. WHAT! He's probably more likely to die by driving a carjacked vehicle the wrong way onto a Van Wyck exit ramp, taking out a family in a minivan in the process. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nnout Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 thats cool better then his last album or that tv show Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LICKERISH Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 that Busey GIF is dope! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southside google gangster Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Louie Anderson // Age: 53 // Occupation: Comedian // How he will die: Cheetos any day now. dudes already dead i believe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 One day Bill is gonna fall to his death at a NYC rooftop party Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Kanye West gets killed by his hair lighting on fire MJ style. or is just so horribly scarred he goes into hiding as a janitor at a blind&deaf school Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ask4about2me Posted June 29, 2009 Author Share Posted June 29, 2009 DJ Paul // Current Age: 34(?) // Occupation: Rapper/Producer,super-cocaine-snorter-oner // How He Will Die: Heart Failure If you aren't from Tennessee,you might only have recently become familiar with DJ Lil Arm,but I've been up on Three Six since I was 11 and Mystic Stylez came out. Being that I've been up on them for so long,and am from a city that they (used to) bounce to often,I know the stories of Paul's Epic Cocaine use. I myself have missed snortin with him a few times,but many of my friends have witnessed his sessions and reported them as being ridiculous. And that was before he was rich. That towel he always drapes over Arm Jr. is used to wipe the sweat while his heart is going crazy from him snorting a ball within the hour. The same death prediction could be said about Infamous as well,but he doesnt have the millions to spend on coke and syrup like his half brother Paul. Speedballin kills,and Prometh with powder isnt all too much different. http://www.imeem.com/odawg6661/music/igxk5459/skinny-pimp-lil-arm-dance/ Tribute song to DJ Paul..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Name: Fernell Morris // Current Age:28 // Occupation: Custom hat designer, business owner, internet entrepreneur & all round good guy. After returning from Africa where he donated 7 custom hand-crafted pieces to the people of Namibia Fernell Morris will probably be murdered outside his Flagship store in lower Manhattan by an angry ex-lover. Police have released an image of a person seen leaving the scene. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ask4about2me Posted June 30, 2009 Author Share Posted June 30, 2009 if 5fingure is right,i will actually try to find a prize for him...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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