ask4about2me Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Due to the events of the Summer of Death,I have taken it upon myself to start the 12 Oz Celebrity Extravaganza!!!!! EVERYONE MUST GO!!!!! TO HELL!!!!! Here are my top random celebs I would not be suprised if i were reading their obits before the end of this year. 1st one to get a confirmed death on their list gets a FABULOUS PRIZE!!!! (not really). Here are my top five (in no particular order): 1. Patrick Swayze // Current Age:56 // Occupation: Actor of famed Roadhouse badassed-ness,Chain Smoker // How he will die: Complications from Cancer The man that made you want to dance in Dirty Dancing,made you want to weep in Ghost,and made you want to cut your hair in Point Break,is one of the top candidates on my list. Due to Pancreatic Cancer and sever nicotine addiction,the over under on Patrick Swayze doesnt look too good. It's a shame that the man that delivered so strongly in Too Wong Foo will soon be gone. 2. Amy Winehouse // Current Age:25 // Occupation: Blues/Pop Singer,drunken,drug addled self-injurer // How She Will Die: Starvation I have never seen someone go from "smash" to "trash" as fast as this once thick vocalist. She has all of the right factors for an early demise,seeing as the combination of alcoholism,drug addiction,self injury,and anorexia dont too often prolong your life,I'm actually left wondering how she is still breathing. I think literally she will die of starvation,because she already looks like a broomstick and a trashbag. 3. Artie Lange // Current Age:41 // Occupation: Former Howard Stern sidekick,unrepentant drug addict // How He Will Die: Heart Attack As we have seen with Chris Farley and John Belushi,when you throw obesity,stimulants,heroin,and the ability to make people laugh in a blender and hit "PUREE",you are usually left with a bloated corpse in a hotel room. I see this as being the case with Mr. Lange,although i think he will be found in a Motel 6 rather than a high end suite. 4. Al Davis // Current Age:79 // Occupation: Count of Oakland,ruining an NFL franchise // How He Will Die: "Natural Causes" I dont live in Oakland,or even on the West Coast,but I've heard sentiment coming from people in that city that cannot wait for this crazy vampire to die so they can once again return to their glory. I personally would love to have him live forever so I could continually see him act insane in press conferences and eventually hire a Pop-Warner coach or a 12 yr old Madden prodigy to lead the Raiders,but unfortunately,I think we may only have one more season of his insane antics. I've laid the groundwork,and I have many more on my list,but these are up near the top. Again,I dont WANT to see anyone die (well,maybe Winehouse),but these are my Prime Time Candidates for the next celebrity death. Let's see what you folks have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Twinky Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 YOU FAILED ALREADY, THAT IS A TOP FOUR YOU DUMBFUCK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LICKERISH Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Ted Kennedy would also be a smart bet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ask4about2me Posted June 29, 2009 Author Share Posted June 29, 2009 YOU FAILED ALREADY, THAT IS A TOP FOUR YOU DUMBFUCK. edited.....bitch 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 I dont think Winehouse will pull a Joplin. She's destined to have something really fucked up happen to her, like losing a limb, and then get all freaky super sober. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnarly Sheen Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 lange wont ever die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 N.egroes E.veryday R.iding D.irty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 You can't kill the devil!!! Thank Al for making the Raiders a shitty team. I love to give all my Raider fan buddies shit... Chokeland Faiders :D 4. Al Davis // Current Age:79 // Occupation: Count of Oakland,ruining an NFL franchise // How He Will Die: "Natural Causes" I dont live in Oakland,or even on the West Coast,but I've heard sentiment coming from people in that city that cannot wait for this crazy vampire to die so they can once again return to their glory. I personally would love to have him live forever so I could continually see him act insane in press conferences and eventually hire a Pop-Warner coach or a 12 yr old Madden prodigy to lead the Raiders,but unfortunately,I think we may only have one more season of his insane antics. I've laid the groundwork,and I have many more on my list,but these are up near the top. Again,I dont WANT to see anyone die (well,maybe Winehouse),but these are my Prime Time Candidates for the next celebrity death. Let's see what you folks have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Name: Prince // Current Age:Unknown // Occupation: Singer and Fag extraordinaire The man that you probably already thought was dead, or locked in Boy Georges basement will die shortly. With no career highlights except occasionally getting on the mic in TinyChat Prince will kark it this year. Cause of death - Bukkake failure. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Twinky Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 fuck you prince is the man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Bob saget. Just because. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Nerves Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 John Goodman's due for a heart attack (unfortunately) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HATER. Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 WHOA WHOA WHOA PRINCE IS NOT A FAG! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 his time is due Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 On another website they do the Celebrity Death Pool at the beginning of the year. You can't add people who are terminally ill. My list this year is > Dick Clark Chevy Chase the Queen Samuel Jackson Tim Conway Robert Deniro Don Cherry Michael Jackson OJ Simpson David Letterman Kind of grimfreaky when your predictions come true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Due to the events of the Summer of Death,I have taken it upon I pray for this Man. I hope he's not next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLICKCLACKONER Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Hold up, Artie is the former sidekick of Howard stern? When did this happen. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 When Swayze passes, in memory I'll be watching Roadhouse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Twinky Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 I HOPE THIS FAGGOT DIES. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 who the fuck is that^ fucking gross. vomit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaOnlyQue Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 eww. :yuck: :yuck: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Twinky Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 ill just leave this death scene here... http://www.theync.com/media.php?name=8689-giant-crocodile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ask4about2me Posted June 29, 2009 Author Share Posted June 29, 2009 DMX // Current Age:38 // Occupation:Rapper,Professional Rock-Smoker // How He Will Die: Heart Attack After as many years of smoking rocks as this man has had,his heart (which by now is probably swollen to the size of a softball) is ready at any day to have a "take this job and shove it" moment by throwing a massive temper tantrum and quitting.Mr.Simmons' only hope is the fact that most crackheads (like the ones in my city) tend to live forever so they can continue to annoy you by recommending that you let them fix your car (when the only tools they have are one Phillip's head screwdriver,an icepick,and a roll of electric tape). He's looking thin these days though,and due to the fact that he seems to be easily excitable,he could easily piss his heart off to the point of resignation any day now. WHAT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 "first time you see a nigga, is the last time you gonna see a nigga!" I can't see DMX living much longer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wags Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 prince rules Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nnout Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 i think these 5 are in that short line in no real order ..... god i hope ^^^^ thisdoughe is next and vvvvvv she has to be close Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 I pray for this Man. I hope he's not next. tell me about it. there's few people in hollywood that i'd think are genuinely nice people, and he's pretty much the only one. besides the kids in goodburger. every time i see him in a tabloid, i feel terrible for him. nobody should be followed around by cameras waiting for him to die. it seriously fucking sickens me 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 real talk right there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poesia [ ] T Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Al Davis aint dieing his mother lived past a hundred, and till he is dead LA isnt getting a NFL team. Umad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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