skullnbones Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 OK I wasn't going to tell anybody but I trust you guy's so here it is... I'm Michael Jackson. It's our little secret right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 I dont think he has Dave. BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT...wrong answer. Me and Five have the same first name, and it's not Dave. Strangely enough, David is my middle name. Can't speak for Five though. Anyway, I'm expecting to hear a bunch of "MJ IS ALIVE" conspiracy theories in the near future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swineflu. Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 welcome to the future i recon he'll make his return for Glastonbury 09, i mean who else could top jay z last year sarcasm oner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stresssack Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Didn't dude have a ton of look-alikes as well... WORST JOB EVER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 He is on a island full of little boys. This. :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onewerd Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 ;) he probably is still alive chilling with billy mays and tupac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BosEonE Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 But there are Elvis sighting and all that shit but you cannnot mistake anyone for him, if you see MJ walking down the street, thats fucking MJ no doubt about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT...wrong answer. Me and Five have the same first name, and it's not Dave. Strangely enough, David is my middle name. Can't speak for Five though. Anyway, I'm expecting to hear a bunch of "MJ IS ALIVE" conspiracy theories in the near future. I typed that because I thought it was funny calling him John, like he knew him. Sorry Winston. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted June 29, 2009 Author Share Posted June 29, 2009 Man MJ could have had some Lego type snap on facial features installed and you would never know it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2009 Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMG_XYF73dc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 ^^^The New Chris Crocker? In french? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 That niggas dead. You niggas believe in bigfoot too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prismone Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT...wrong answer. Me and Five have the same first name, and it's not Dave. Strangely enough, David is my middle name. Can't speak for Five though. Anyway, I'm expecting to hear a bunch of "MJ IS ALIVE" conspiracy theories in the near future. haha no shit, my middle name is david as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ask4about2me Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 i thought the same thing,that if anyone had the reason and the international pul to do so,it would be him....... my theory is that the REAL michael jackson died after thriller and they kept replacing him with sickly white men...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILOTSMYBRAIN Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 I'd say he's dead. What I really want to know is, how is dudes kids not going to have any black characteristics what so ever? Look whiter than me, and I'm pretty fucking white. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ask4about2me Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 I'd say he's dead. What I really want to know is, how is dudes kids not going to have any black characteristics what so ever? Look whiter than me, and I'm pretty fucking white. well,just my guess,and i am going out on a limb,but my guess: they arent his kids! .I dont care what kind of disease/bleach/etc. happens to your skin after birth,a black man does not have two blonde hair,blue eyed white children,even if their mother is white. Not even Tiger Woods can pull that one off. Your man had no kids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nnout Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Z2PeJpw_4c Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 haha no shit, my middle name is david as well. What a coincidence! Our first names aren't exactly the same, though (you can probably guess what mine is). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a/s/l? Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 :disguised: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.