*PROTOCOL* Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 How do you feel when you're beating it and come to realize the cat/dog/anteater is staring at you? What do you do? Stop and make them leave the room or say fuck it and finish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_spenty Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 NIGGA YOU GAY/FIRST Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Phil Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 best thread evar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaOnlyQue Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 anteater ..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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+plus+ Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 Haha that's weird as fuck. I've been gettin down to buisness and look over to see my dog lookin at me all wierd. Get outta here ya mutt! Ima beatin ma meat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 WTF? And.....I thought this thread was going to be about some new jack off device, or you were telling everyone about the spot you like to rub up & down against. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 Skeet them little wank blockers, they'll learn not to bother you while you're jerkin it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a/s/l? Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 JUST BEAT IT. JUST BEAT IT. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAT ITTT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+plus+ Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 Hahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 this thread is doing it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 I notice yall kids like to compare jackin off techniques and stories Do you sit around with your crew in real life and have roundtable pannels on this subject? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted June 28, 2009 Author Share Posted June 28, 2009 Most of my friends are comfortable enough in their sexuality to joke around light heartedly about things like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 I'm plenty comfortable with my sexuality to talk about it, but are you comfortable enough with your sexuality to show your boy how you beat off and have it not be gay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted June 28, 2009 Author Share Posted June 28, 2009 I'm plenty comfortable with my sexuality to talk about it, but are you comfortable enough with your sexuality to show your boy how you beat off and have it not be gay? LOL who actually does that? Obviously there are boundaries in real life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_spenty Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 I guess you and your friends are just not comfortable enough with your sexuality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 You do know that's the justification TPWFs use for making out with their boys? "it's not gay, were just comfortable enough with our sexuality to make out with other dudes and have it not be gay or nuthin" That's a lie, because it is gay, and they aren't comfortable enough with their sexuality to admit it... Extreme example. Same concept I'm just sayin I make threads about stuff I like to talk about not one time was I sitting around and wondered not a thing about how any dude on here feels about jerkin it but a lot of you kids seem to like to talk about your masturbation with other dudes and that's ok, you are comfortable with your sexuality, which very well may be bi-curious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 WHOOOOA NOHOMO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted June 28, 2009 Author Share Posted June 28, 2009 Whatever captain buzzkill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 When I was doing juvy bids motherfuckers had the fifi bag convo on the regular. No homo shit, but nasty as fuck. You take a plastic bag and line a sock with it. They even had pointers like warming it up before hand and pointers on which bags were better. Shits mad nasty though, niggas weren't changing the bags and shit. Fighting over the plastic bags the styrofoam cups came in from the cafeteria. Borderline pervert freak shit but not really homo IMO. I'm pausing this just incase though. /no homo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_spenty Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 YEAH WHEN I WAS IN A BAD KID PROGRAM YEARS AGO NIGGAS WAS MAKIN THE FIFI'S NAAAASTY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 Juvy is pretty homo by default, especially FiFi talk and not washing the gloves out n shit When I was institutionalized as a kid, there was kids who use to Jack off on the wall and all be in the same room talking to each other and shit, it was super gay I mean it's ok, they were pretty comfortable with their sexuality As for me, I can't jerk off with another dude in the room, even if he's asleep or, mabee I can... I just never tried, not in the bin or in jail I'm also not uncomfortable talking about it, I just wouldn't think to raise it as a topic of conversation I talk about stuff like Cuban links 2 and blunt shells and bargain basement gin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_spenty Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 I mean it's ok, they were pretty comfortable with their sexuality HAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 Juvy is pretty homo by default, especially FiFi talk and not washing the gloves out n shit. When I was institutionalized as a kid, there was kids who use to Jack off on the wall and all be in the same room talking to each other and shit, it was super gay I mean it's ok, they were pretty comfortable with their sexuality As for me, I can't jerk off with another dude in the room, even if he's asleep or, mabee I can... I just never tried, not in the bin or in jail I'm also not uncomfortable talking about it, I just wouldn't think to raise it as a topic of conversation I talk about stuff like Cuban links 2 and blunt shells and bargain basement gin You're just scared the pause police will quote you on Twitter. I followed that Twitter account for a minute. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 Pause police is some of the funniest shit running "if you like that jerk dance by them lil homos that's 30 years in the PM dawn cell" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 funny story, my freind was asking if any of us had given our dog a facial. we gave him a what the fuck look and he said he only did it one time and thought more of us would have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griteeth Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 WTF??? i don't see how you could do that to your fucking household pet? like, how embarassing for both of you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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