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I TALK LIKE THIS CUS I CANT ENUNCIATE

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lmao, play on words of that Beyonce song?

I was just thinking about Wierd Al making a song called 'Brown Eagle" or some shit.

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Uh oh DAO and a gun doesn't seem to be a good combination, I can see him flipping his wig over some stupid bullshit and popping off a few.

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Uh oh DAO and a gun doesn't seem to be a good combination, I can see him flipping his wig over some stupid bullshit and popping off a few.

 

Like maybe in a movie theater?

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Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus

Riding on the dashboard of my car

Through my trials and tribulations,

And my travels thru the nations,

With my plastic Jesus I'll go far.

 

I don't care if it rains or freezes

As long as I've got my Plastic Jesus

Glued to the dashboard of my car,

You can buy Him phosphorescent

Glows in the dark, He's Pink and Pleasant,

Take Him with you when you're travelling far

 

I don't care if it's dark or scary

Long as I have magnetic Mary

Ridin' on the dashboard of my car

I feel I'm protected amply

I've got the whole damn Holy Family

Riding on the dashboard of my car

 

You can buy a Sweet Madonna

Dressed in rhinestones sitting on a

Pedestal of abalone shell

Goin' ninety, I'm not wary

'Cause I've got my Virgin Mary

Guaranteeing I won't go to Hell

 

I don't care if it bumps or jostles

Long as I got the Twelve Apostles

Bolted to the dashboard of my car

Don't I have a pious mess

Such a crowd of holiness

Strung across the dashboard of my car

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