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- since his body was 99% plastic theyre gonna melt him donw into legos so lil boys can play with him for once.

 

- hes gonna get cremated and his ashes spread across a sand box so he can still play with lil boys.

 

- he died from food poisoning from eating a 5 year old weiner.

 

 

 

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fucking pedophile

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"I guess the big hand touched the little hand"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

..too soon?

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Micheal Jackson's instructions in his will were that he does not want to be cremated or buried, he wants to be recycled into white plastic bags. i guess he's still going to be dangerous for kids and small animals to play with.

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What do some women say to Michael Jackson at the beach??

 

Can you please get out of my son.

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BK is having a special today...all day... 50 year old meat inside 12 year old buns in honor of M.J

 

 

 

farrah fawcett got to heaven.... and she asked god.... "god... please keep all the little children on earth safe" so god killed micheal jackson.

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when my wife told me he died i said 'oh nose' and then she was mad that i wasn't being respectful... i was proud of my pun.

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I love this.

 

And to those sayin or thinkin it is too early "he was the king of pop" It is never too early.

 

I made this joke at last year's grammy's

 

Knock knock

 

who's there?

 

Not Heath Ledger

 

So keep the MJ jokes coming along

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feels BAD for Michael Jackson. He went into cardiac arrest and couldn't BEAT IT. The whole situation was quite the THRILLER. When it comes to heart attacks, I guess it doesn't matter if you're BLACK OR WHITE.

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lolololol puns and pedophilia jokes!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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