KILZ FILLZ Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 - since his body was 99% plastic theyre gonna melt him donw into legos so lil boys can play with him for once. - hes gonna get cremated and his ashes spread across a sand box so he can still play with lil boys. - he died from food poisoning from eating a 5 year old weiner. fucking pedophile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted June 26, 2009 Author Share Posted June 26, 2009 http://www.deadmichaeljacksonjokes.com/ shit, people got on this quick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 he is easily gonna have the most joked about death in celeb history for a while haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 "I guess the big hand touched the little hand" ..too soon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 hey did you hear? Michael Jacksons still dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Micheal Jackson's instructions in his will were that he does not want to be cremated or buried, he wants to be recycled into white plastic bags. i guess he's still going to be dangerous for kids and small animals to play with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 What do some women say to Michael Jackson at the beach?? Can you please get out of my son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Alien vs Predator? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrashcat Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8UNIT Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 wow this was quick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PLEZO1SON Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 okay, this is why i came to this thread......:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 BK is having a special today...all day... 50 year old meat inside 12 year old buns in honor of M.J farrah fawcett got to heaven.... and she asked god.... "god... please keep all the little children on earth safe" so god killed micheal jackson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 im feeling bad about laughing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 when my wife told me he died i said 'oh nose' and then she was mad that i wasn't being respectful... i was proud of my pun. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ink face Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 this thread is gold already. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuelzSantana Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 LOL. This dude was born a black male, Died a white woman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 I love this. And to those sayin or thinkin it is too early "he was the king of pop" It is never too early. I made this joke at last year's grammy's Knock knock who's there? Not Heath Ledger So keep the MJ jokes coming along Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detroit red Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 ".....I GUESS PRINCE WON." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 stolen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuelzSantana Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 i cant wait to hear kat wiliams on thios dudes death Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted June 26, 2009 Author Share Posted June 26, 2009 cant wait for the lol .GIFS! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 this thread is prolly gonna be a new guilty pleasure of mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dose Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 feels BAD for Michael Jackson. He went into cardiac arrest and couldn't BEAT IT. The whole situation was quite the THRILLER. When it comes to heart attacks, I guess it doesn't matter if you're BLACK OR WHITE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 lolololol puns and pedophilia jokes!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screambloodygore Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 whats half black half white and dead all over? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 Seriously, boo every joke in this thread. I'm not even a huge jackson fan, but at least be funny if you're gonna crack jokes. Fucking amateur hour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 Things arent looking good for casper 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 DONT KNOW IF THIS HAS BEEN POSTED YET. IN HONOR OF MICHAEL JACKSON PASSING AWAY, MCDONALDS IS INTRODUCING THE MJ BURGER. 50 YEAR OLD MEAT IN 10 YEAR OLD BUNS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 YEA THAT JOKE IS MAD FUNNY AND ORIGINAL LOLOLOL DONT KNOW IF THIS HAS BEEN POSTED YET. IN HONOR OF MICHAEL JACKSON PASSING AWAY, CARLS JR. IS INTRODUCING THE MJ BURGER. 50 YEAR OLD MEAT IN 11 YEAR OLD BUNS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 KATT WILLIAMS ON MICHAEL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_h1euQKJsr4&feature=player_embedded Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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