DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 we thought he was fucking insane when he started the explorer program. we told him if he got caught, he would be punished 10x harder for fronting like he was down with law enforcement, but it worked. Nah, he'd probably be given a FOP lawyer and a slap on the wrist for being down with the po. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 god i hate people who want to be cops then fail then act like theyre ok with criminal shit still. you wanted to be a cop wtf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 or when dudes grow up hating on cops and then decide to try and become one when they got nothing else going for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted June 26, 2009 Author Share Posted June 26, 2009 I know a dude that used to steal kids paint by saying he was with the police and they were right around the corner and would come arrest them if they didnt give him all their paint. Me and my boy Buttons ran some middle aged scumbag for $240 a few years back when we saw him trying to pick up a prostie in the hood. Straight up hopped out the car acting like Vice, it was hilarious 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 this wont happen, especially in MA, they're trying to make the alcohol laws even more strict, especially for DUIs and shit, they're trying to pass a law that now even first time offenders will have to put breathalizers in their cars and all that shit. AND ON TOP OF THIS, MA IS TRYING TO ADD MORE TAXES TO AN ALREADY TAXED OUT THING. GO INTO YOUR LOCAL LIQUOR STORE AND SIGN THE PETITION TO STOP THE TAX FROM PASSING... OR YOU'LL BE PAYING AN ASSLOAD MORE FOR SOMETHING YOU ALREADY PAY AN ASSLOAD OF TAXES FOR ANYWAY. FEDERAL, STATE, AND LOCAL TAXES AND FEES ALREADY ACCOUNT FOR ONE-THIRD OF THE MONEY YOU SPEND ON YOUR FAVORITE BEVERAGE. let me break it down for you. on a case of beer right now in mass you pay a total of 37% tax on it, if they pass this it will be in the range of 43.3% - 45% tax on a case of beer. case of beer = $23.99 total tax you pay on a case of beer is $10.39 on a bottle of wine right now in MA you pay a total of 29% tax, if they pass this it will be in the range of 35.5% on a bottle of wine. (i'm not gonna get into case prices on wine) bottle of wine = $9.99 (per say) total tax you pay is something like $3.59 on a bottle of liquor it is the same as wine, you pay a 29% tax now, but if they pass it you'll be paying a 35.5% tax on a bottle of liquor. bottle of liquor = $19.99 total tax you pay is $7.10 http://www.masspack.org for more information... but anyway ya... wannabe cops suck. i used to work with one, kid was a major faggot, everyone made fun of him daily. the reserves are even worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Yall need to have a Boston Beer Party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dose Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 The US needs to relax our laws on everything. this. especially alcohol though. like really, is every other country that doesn't care if you're 21 or not really doing that bad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_spenty Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 dude i fucking hate being underage and living with people over 21. ive been an alcoholic for like 4 years, im not new to the game. i should be able to have a beer if im old enough to get sent to war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 Yall need to have a Boston Beer Party. as in dumping all the beer into the Boston harbor!? or what? getting a shitload of kegs and partying in front of some courts? dude i fucking hate being underage and living with people over 21. ive been an alcoholic for like 4 years, im not new to the game. i should be able to have a beer if im old enough to get sent to war. co-sign this, i'm in the same boat as you minus the alcoholic shit. i also work at a liquor store and get drunk whenever. they need to drop the age back down to 18. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_spenty Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 or what? getting a shitload of kegs and partying in front of some courts? this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 god i hate people who want to be cops then fail then act like theyre ok with criminal shit still. you wanted to be a cop wtf? who wanted to be a cop? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XJONATHONX Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 I've always kinda thought of you as e-cool, no homo. Hey what about me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted June 27, 2009 Author Share Posted June 27, 2009 I have a hard time imagining straight edge people as cool, but you seem pretty decent as well my e-friend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a/s/l? Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 Kick em in the mofuckin' face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 spenty you in boston already?? and i heard a couple kids that got picked on a lot in school for being small and fat / or just homos no one liked are in criminal justice and training to be cops. it's always those kids, or people who end up not being able to do shit and then figure that becoming some bacon is the only option for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a/s/l? Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 What the fuck is wrong with kids these days? Being small and fat / or just homos no one liked are becoming pigs, instead of good old fashioned serial killers. Kids these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 i don't know if anyone else has noticed... but kids have been getting shorter and shorter the past like 5-10 years. when i graduated the freshmen class that was there they were all barely over 5'0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 as in dumping all the beer into the Boston harbor!? or what? getting a shitload of kegs and partying in front of some courts? After typing that I realized that dumping all that beer into the harbor would amount to the most massive, large scale beer crime since the abolishion. I'm thinking that a beer/liquor riot (looting) followed by a kegger on the steps of city hall and infront of the governors mansion would be alot more appropriate, and most likely get the message across. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 What the fuck is wrong with kids these days? Being small and fat / or just homos no one liked are becoming pigs, instead of good old fashioned serial killers. Kids these days. These days, there's really not too much of a difference othr than the fact that cops are immune from the law. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 who wanted to be a cop? ARE YOU FUCKING DUMB???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 i don't know if anyone else has noticed... but kids have been getting shorter and shorter the past like 5-10 years. when i graduated the freshmen class that was there they were all barely over 5'0 There must be a toxic waste dump near your hood or something, because kids are getting taller everywhere else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 i don't know if anyone else has noticed... but kids have been getting shorter and shorter the past like 5-10 years. when i graduated the freshmen class that was there they were all barely over 5'0 5-10 years? ive had questions about this phenomenon since back in gradeschool flouride in toothpaste or a steadily increasing lack or nutrition, who knows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 the worst thing is comunos ..cost the same as normal police but have absolutely no use except for calling for backup..well done cunts i literally want to bash their skulls in every time i see one . fuck i hate them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 im sorry i thought neighborhood watch and police explorer's were bad... but that ^ right there is just pitiful,pathetic,im looking for another couple words.......wow. everyone wants to be a hero. sticking their noses where it don't belong. but when theres a bullet in the head. should of just kept to yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 ------->Stitches<------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 Haha you would probably get murdered in most American cities looking like that at least the guardian angels wore berets 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 remember that guardian angels shit from chicago? thats fucking DJ 3rd Rail! I hope that clown catches a fucking bottle to the dome and has all his gear robbed at his next show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 After typing that I realized that dumping all that beer into the harbor would amount to the most massive, large scale beer crime since the abolishion. Did you mean prohibition my dude? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clownshoes Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 working for cops..not getting paid..fucking with other peoples lives = superexploratorillyghey. STOP SNITCHIN' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BELTOLEUM Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 especially alcohol though. like really, is every other country that doesn't care if you're 21 or not really doing that bad? Well i think there could be a possibility of it, if there werent some many dumbasses in america that drink and drive then get into car accidents, or just cant drive when they are drunk at all, but decide to do it anyways. Just how stupid people are is amazing, i work with a guy who is about 60 and he has been pulled over 4 or more times for drunk driving. I know the last time he go into an accident and had probation i think. He doesnt have a license anymore and still drives, dont even know how he has a car, but he does. The worst thing about it is he still goes to the bar regularly and drives home drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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