teister Posted December 28, 2001 Share Posted December 28, 2001 Good rules. Thats why we don't have parties or chill at my place. Nobody but me, no need for rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest defyone Posted December 28, 2001 Share Posted December 28, 2001 - Cigarettes cost 25 cents, bitch. - My phone is not free, unless its a damn good reason. - The liquor in the basement, off limits. - no tags, anywhere. - dont pick up my sketch book and start scribbling in it. - those pilots, mops, and cans belong to me and me only. - you cant stay over night, unless ive been told 4 hours ago. - there will be no, coming to my back porch at 3 in the morning. - dont touch the computer, after eating chips. - if you spill any thing.. you best clean that shit up, propah. - my fliks are not free postcards! **** - i dont care to see how many of MY beers you can drink. (no drinking compitions, unless its your shit) - there will be no sex in my crib, unless its me and my lady. -repesct muh shit. - when you leave, always say HOLLAH BACK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted December 28, 2001 Share Posted December 28, 2001 my friends might be the worst my markers are for me, not for you to tag all my kleenex boxes and cereal boxes thank you. do not download a bunch of porn programs on my computer do not yell pass the blunt while im talking to my mom on the phone do not drink all my fucking koolaid, i live for juice. you can have water, or if i have alot you may have some juice. hiding beer bootles doesent make them disentigrate. i have a trash can. dont stash your shit here, and if you do, expect some of it will be gone the next time your here. no drunk girls who i dont know in the house. no girls who could get us in a serious situation with the law... my blackbook is mine, not yours. no i dont have doubles of that pic, so dont help yourself to mine. dont leave me with the shitty end pieces of the bread. if there is orange juice in the fridge, i dont care if youre wayne gretzky, dont fuck with it. my desk is not meant to be tagged. cups/dishes are not ashtrays. throw away your stems, i dont want them. i dont lend out clothes/cds/videogames whatsoever, this is not blockbuster. dont rent movies under my name at blockbuster and leave me with 90 dollars in late fees. you shall have nothing to do with my bed. dont sit/sleep/fuck/jackoff or anything in or near it. none of those raver drugs in the house. dont drive home drunk. just sleep on the floor or one of my dope foamies. my truck is not the community truck you can drive to the store. please feel free to ask me to a game of road hockey as you know im always down. none of this double toking shit. dont think im not watching. saturday night tv will always be hockey night in canada. dont ever slag my team(s) no long distance phone calls dont invite friends of friends over. you know i dont like them. take your shoes off. the cat is not allowed outside. im not lending you anymoney, dont dig in my cushions. dont post fake things under my name on 12oz. the people on my aim list are my friends, dont tell them to eat your ass and then sign off. dont order pizza and not have enough money and let me answer the door and expect me to pay your share or explain to the guy you have no money. no loitering outside. my street is not a congregation area, or a road in which you can race your shitty civic. peeing on my neighbors lawn/doorhandle/bushes is not cool. they dont like that. (happened on many occasions) dont park infront of the fucking driveway i could go on for ages.......... and yeah all of these have happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bug Posted December 28, 2001 Share Posted December 28, 2001 *don't fart in my house *don't talk about graff (one of my my roommates doesn't know) *if you take a shit FLUSH THE TOILET (you'd be surprised) *don't complain that my roommate was rude to you on the phone when you call at 2:00AM i can't complain about fools spilling shit, since i do that a lot. other than that, people have been pretty civil at my place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKOTREL Posted December 28, 2001 Share Posted December 28, 2001 its been awhile but i have a few random ones...homey and roomate etiquite. roommate shit -do not fuckin spend forever in the dam shower with your girl leaving me no hot water when you know i have to be at work in a half an hour. -do not bring the whole dam crew over to the pad when you know i have to work in the morning and its a fuckin wednesday. -(for the women)do not get fucked on the couch when you know it squeaks and it right next to my room.i have and will come out and get my clown on even if both of you are naked! okay homey shit -do not come to my house get piss drunk and hang outside on my blacony making a shit load of noise.especially when i got neighbors and the manager lives right down stairs. -do not park in the driveway unless i am with you or its only to pick something up or drop something off. -do not tell me you will be at my spot at a certain time,then invite a girl over to meet you here( i dont care if i know her or not)then show up thre hours late make freinds with my roomate cause you crashed here once.then stay till like 4 in the morning even after i have gone to bed.when i go to sleep you leave.period! -do not leave my shit a mess when i was nice enoough to let your freinds stay in my room while i was out of town for the weekend. host etiquite yeah i said it!only out of town shit tho! -do not have long as conversations in another language when you know all the people involved speak english and i dont speak german or brazilian portuguise!that shit is not cool -do not do what ever sketches you want in my blackbook -do not come home and go threw my paint and then seeing i got a cool amount of full cans be like lets go paint -Do not PUT My Name on a foriegn embacy wall.i dont care if you did it for me.cause we are cool -do not take me to one thing and then do ten more draging me along when you know i got shit to do. -do not ask girls who call for me if they know you.bitch that my ass not yours. -do not fuckin chill on my bed or what ever in your boxers.i am your guest can i get at least a little privacy.i have done the best to giuve you yours -do not ask for hook ups with my sponsors to sponsos you and do not jump on the band wagon with the people i am doing shows with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serum Posted December 28, 2001 Share Posted December 28, 2001 rules that i can admit i've broken while at house parties. 'no i didnt know the owner' write all over the elevator, in the hallway, in the bathroom and the living room wall. but forget that you did it until people start asking questions about who wrote all over my fucking house. puke in the sink all over dudes dishes and walk away and get a free re fill at the keg. told my friend that i would guard the bedroom door while he was stickin a hoe and walked away to go to the bathroom only to have the owner go crazy that someone besides himself is fucking in his bed. pissed in an empty fourty bottle and put that shit in a random place in the house in order to sabatoge thoughs fools that pick up other peoples beer and drink it. then wait around for abit until someone drinks it. also refusing to piss anywhere near the toilet when urinating in the bathroom. sometimes i like to see if i can wash my hands at the same time. when the owner finally kicks you out call the police saying you saw guns. i was a real asshole when i was a kid. now i'm quiet as hell and dont even go to parties.:o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Posted December 28, 2001 Share Posted December 28, 2001 ....what about people who ride in YOUR CAR because they lost their own license and never pay for gas AND have THE GALL to bring their own cdS and TELL YOU YOUR MUSIC SUCKS WHILE adjusting the volume to their own preference. MAKE A GIRL WANT TO KICK A MOTHERFUCKER OUT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted December 29, 2001 Share Posted December 29, 2001 Hahahahah, I bet I got you guys hating your friends now. LOL Seriously, its all love. Without my dawgz, I would be drinking alone, or smoking alone. Plus, without homies, you would have all this shit to talk online! ;) I love my homies, almost as much as I love my immediate family. They kick down things, share weed, pour me some booze when Im dry, you know how it is. But still, they should rspect YOUR house as if it were there own, right? Thats how I feel. Shit, as soon as I moved out, my broke friends were talkin about, "whats up, can I kick it?" "Pops is trippin, and he wants me to move the fuck out!" Hahahaha… Thats why, you GOT to lay down The LAW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
intercept Posted December 29, 2001 Share Posted December 29, 2001 1.DONT fuckin play with my turntables unless i show you 2.dont smoke in my house unless i say yes 3.dont bring girls to my house unless theres one or more for me 4.ask for food ill get it 5.DO NOT TURN OVER OR OFF THE MUSIC OR SAY IT SUCKS ITS MY FUCKIN HOUSE 6.dont play my dreamcast with your greasey chip hands.... 7.dont use my markers unless asked 8.dont look though my records or haddle them 9.dont mess with any of my ryme/poetry books there not on display 10.dont go sit on my computer chair cause i dont know the web site i dont care 11.dont bitch about how boring this is dont make me make you have fun..../////......:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted December 29, 2001 Share Posted December 29, 2001 Originally posted by cmeup -dont borrow my gear, period. dude, they dont borrow it, they take it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Dusty Lipschitz Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 lol some of these take me back... i think i have broken most of those at some point today im MUCH pickier about who knows where i live and who gets to come in my humble abode, so most of this isn't an issue anymore but every once in a while one sneaks by... http://freephoto-i.net/users/DustyLipschitz/oldmold1.jpg'> if you make spaghetti while im on vacation for two weeks, clean it up before you move out two weeks later the trash was 2 feet to the left and the dishwasherr 1 foot to the right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Bombastic Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 on the roommate joint: Don't have your friends over who drink from every clean glass in the house and then leave them in the sink and tell me the next morning I need to do MY dishes...you lazy fuck. Don't invite people over that you know I don't like and forget to tell me they are coming until they are knocking on the door....inconsiderate bitch. Quit having all your fucking friends over until dawn...when you know dawn is when I have to be at work. Don't just walk in my room like it's yours. We each pay half the the total bills...so I'd appreciate half the bills worth of food and t.v. time. AND HOT WATER. I don't give a fuck if your brother has no where to go...tell him to quit bringing his slut over here taking a fucking shower with her using all my shampoo and body wash. Unlike you I clean the house i.e. mop the floors wash the windows clean out the bath tub....TELL YOUR FUCKING BROTHER TO QUIT SPITTIN LUGIES IN MY CLEAN BATHTUB. I buy the lotion and body spray I like, and I buy it for me! Quit sneakin up in my room and usin that shit just because "the bottles full u have some to spare". Don't make friends with my friends.. Don't let your niece use my Prismas in her coloring book(or on any surface. Especially my sketch book!!!!) Don't take my cans because you "wanted to try it" Don't drink the last of my tequila. Don't take my bong then hide it somewhere "because your mom popped over" and forget to tell me where it is...before U go camping for 5 days. Don't give your boyfriend a key!!! He don't pay rent...and don't get mad cause he saw me naked when his bitchass wouldn't have if you hadn't given him the key. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr.testical Posted March 6, 2004 Share Posted March 6, 2004 this thread needs to be braught back to the top BUMP+ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted March 6, 2004 Share Posted March 6, 2004 Originally posted by shameless self promotion ~People complaining because all i have in the fridge is natty light...fuck you trick, drink it. Hahaha. Awww shit. It's another member of Team Natty. I drink that shit so much that im about to get a custom Natty Light throw back jersey. edit-oh yeah. Just because im not chillin out with a girl tonight doesnt mean you can fuck on my bed. Bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted March 6, 2004 Share Posted March 6, 2004 if i just washed my dishes and you use one...wash it. hell wash it anytime. if you stop by and bring some food, make sure you bring some for me. don't come by and eat your value meal in front of me!!! damn lots of condemmed and banned people in here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted March 6, 2004 Share Posted March 6, 2004 "- there will be no sex in my crib, unless its me and my lady." YES! I've been telling people this shit for years and I still get once a month "Hey man, I have this girl with me and she wants to fuck, but I live with my parents, can I come over." NO BITCH! May I suggest the Ramada or a Denny's bathroom. Do not ask if you can fuck my girlfriend. I don't care if you're drunk and joking, its not funny. Don't say "Oh ya, I got a few homies with me" and then bring people I don't like over. People with federal warrants don't come over to my house and talk "business" on my home phone. If you are an angry drunk, do not try to start shit with me in my own home. I will beat you with a bat. Because you didn't bring enough alcohol to get drunk doesnt mean that 18 year old bottle of Scotch is for you to take shots of. If you bring drunk abnoxious hoes over, don't push their buttons so they become loud drunk abnoxious and angry. If she said no once don't ask if you can "bring her upstairs for a while" after shes had a few more drinks, especially if shes a friend and I've known you 12 minutes. I will leave you with no teeth in a dumpster. Don't bring a fucking entourage, you're not puffy. Don't complain that I have nothing to eat, this isn't safeway... That will do for now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted March 6, 2004 Share Posted March 6, 2004 that's why you walk around your casa with a taurus .357 in ya draws.... people fuck around and just lift up your shirt like you scratchin your belly, they act straight after that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted March 7, 2004 Share Posted March 7, 2004 I decide what music is being played. If you want 50 cent go sit out in your car. When I say you can't smoke in the house it doesn't mean it's ok to stand outside with your head in the door talking to everyone and blowing smoke in my house. when I say I don't enjoy your company when I am drunk, I am completely serious.. leave. NO you cannot use my fucking computer. NO you cannot get into my house if I don't know you and you do not have a gift that has something to do with alcohol/beautiful women. NO you cannot use my tools to fix your car, everytime someone does this some of my tools get "lost" are you arguing with me? get the fuck out. and most of what was stated above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destroya Posted March 7, 2004 Share Posted March 7, 2004 don't stay too long. get the fuck out, nigga. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted March 7, 2004 Share Posted March 7, 2004 Originally posted by destroya don't stay too long. get the fuck out, nigga. Unless you've got tits, estrogen, and a firm stomach: THOU SHALL NOT KICK IT IN MY PLACE IN THY UNDERWEAR LONGER THAN IT TAKES YOU TO LEAVE THE BATHROOM AND PICK UP A PAIR OF PANTS. unless you pay rent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOZACK Posted March 7, 2004 Share Posted March 7, 2004 Originally posted by iloveboxcars I decide what music is being played. If you want 50 cent go sit out in your car. word. cos people don't appreciate my miss kittin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted March 7, 2004 Share Posted March 7, 2004 -dont call and ask if you can come over, then when you arrive you have 3 people with you. -dont use my air freshner to do tags on the toilet wall which are still there 2 years later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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