JustHereForTheNight Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 Ohmyfuckinggod. I'm doing some contract work at this office and these middle aged women wear the mnost nauseating amount of perfume/musk whatever. It smells like my grandmas house magnified to NBC weaponry levels. Don't come to my desk, don't come by my desk.....AHHHH SHIT. CHOKE CHOKE COUGH COUGH COUGH The worst is coming in hungover and riding up in the elevator. it's like having your olafactory senses given ythousands of paper cuts. Your eyes water, your temples pulse with the onset of chemical induced headache. Why? Why? is it to mask the scent of death? bad health? is it some weird feminine macho thing where they try to outdo one another as to who can apply the most shitty perfume and not overdose? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OL'DIRTYGeEEZER Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 You posted 2 threads, so i niggapooped on you. that is all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 make another thread about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Harris Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 I posted in the other one but now I'm posting in the cooler one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA_BEARS Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 This thread is teh Gaéjà vu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 Reat now we have to bump both of them to keep one right next to the other... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 This one old broad at my ofc leaves vapor trails of her shit. I can tell when she has been thru an area of the ofc ten minutes later. It smells like a funeral parlor, the musk they saturate the rooms in to cover up the foul stench of death. Anywhoo.. I had to go to Vegas for business w/ her for an over-nighter. This bitch stands in a 40 minute airport line(So I had to also) to check her bag so she can bring her bottle of Eau De Rigor Mortis. I was so stoked knowing that I would get one day w/o the stink, but no. "This bottle costs $35, no way I'm tossing it!" Sitting next to her on the plane was bad, but the next morning, I was crazy hungover after being wined and dined by my clients. When I first smelled her in the morning, I wanted to die. When I got in a confined space(cab) I was holding back the puke for real. Then another plane ride w/ the postmenopausal prune. Good Gawd, one of the worst days of my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2009 Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwTi92s1lik Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 That shit always smells cheap as fuck too, like you know they are still using the perfume from the 40's that came in novelty glass bottles shaped like the eiffel tower or a dog or some shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 I'm drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Reat now we have to bump both of them to keep one right next to the other... bump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighGravityCane Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Doesn't matter if we nega him he's only here for the night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FACTORY_MADE Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 thought i farted when i shitted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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