Soup Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 Dao's kids other favorite shows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 To me these guys look like this: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 don't even hate on bananas in pajamas, seriously Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thismachinekills Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 in all honesty, i never thought they looked like sex toys until you made this thread. sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. never in DAO's case though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southside google gangster Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 i just farted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 I remember a story about a homeless dude(w/ no legs) who hooked up with a hooker. In the motel room the homeless dude got the hooker to fuck him in the ass with a microphone. She pounded it in there real deep and he had to be rushed to the hospital to get it surgically removed. From that day forward we called him Mr. Karaoke. /Mic dildo FTW thread. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silba Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 LOL! hahahahahaa, funniest thread, lmao. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted June 24, 2009 Author Share Posted June 24, 2009 You need to set him straight....get him a hooker, some pizza, and a Big L album. He aint even 3 yet. Maybe when he's older. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted June 24, 2009 Author Share Posted June 24, 2009 in all honesty, i never thought they looked like sex toys until you made this thread. sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. never in DAO's case though. A cigar was just a cigar till Monica Lewinski started kickin it with my nigga Bill. [ATTACH]113654.vB[/ATTACH] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 I sure wish DAO was my dad. I would be pretty bad ass. And poor. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 DAO's son looks half Asian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted June 24, 2009 Author Share Posted June 24, 2009 Maybe DAO's son is half Asian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 That would explain your love of assplay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted June 24, 2009 Author Share Posted June 24, 2009 That would explain your love of assplay. I would ask what you mean by that, but you've admited to only having sex with two chicks in your entire life. So I'm just gonna assume that you're making shit up in your head like any middle school kid who's on your level. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Flowsmith Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Twinky Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 if dao wants buttseckz then thats hit prerogative. i dont play that shit though, no sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted June 24, 2009 Author Share Posted June 24, 2009 if dao wants buttseckz then thats hit prerogative. i dont play that shit though, no sir. Yes you do. And no I don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 Re: Why are two of the characters on my sons favorite show shaped like sex toys??? Gabba Gabba looks awesome, it even has Dance n Graff? this show looks cool. who hosts it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 Getting fucked in the ass isnt gay it's a girl who's hitting you from behind. That's what I mean by "That would explain your love of assplay." As would explain why you're so sensitive on the internet. And I didnt say I only banged two girls. The girl who asked me to marry her said that after i declined. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted June 24, 2009 Author Share Posted June 24, 2009 That's what I mean by "That would explain your love of assplay." As would explain why you're so sensitive on the internet. And I didnt say I only banged two girls. The girl who asked me to marry her said that after i declined. Except for the fact that anybody who follows that link can see that I didn't actually type that. They'll just see me sonning you. You're mad cause you got sonned. Again. You shoulda thought about that before you mouthed off to your father like that. Also, I don't think there's a single person on this entire forum who honestly believes that 50 asked you to marry her. Especially after seeing your ridiculous lack of self respect and display of stalker like tendencies in her thread. You seriously flunk life. Game over. Try again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a/s/l? Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 BUFU 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 Except for the fact that anybody who follows that link can see that I didn't actually type that. They'll just see me sonning you. You're mad cause you got sonned. Again. You shoulda thought about that before you mouthed off to your father like that. Also, I don't think there's a single person on this entire forum who honestly believes that 50 asked you to marry her. Especially after seeing your ridiculous lack of self respect and display of stalker like tendencies in her thread. You seriously flunk life. Game over. Try again. Everybody who matters knows you said it. Dont lie. Your half anal...erm ASIAN son's show that reminds you of buttplugs is proof in itself. /end dildo thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 Also, I don't think there's a single person on this entire forum who honestly believes that 50 asked you to marry her. Especially after seeing your ridiculous lack of self respect and display of stalker like tendencies in her thread. You seriously flunk life. Game over. Try again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted June 24, 2009 Author Share Posted June 24, 2009 Everybody who matters knows you said it. Dont lie. Your half anal...erm ASIAN son is proof in itself. /end dildo thread. Everybody who you think matters already called you out for being a creepy herb who's e-stalking 50. And your attempts to attack my 2 year old son are just further proof of what a herb you are. And further proof that you fucking fail at life. No wonder bitches don't wanna fuck you. Maybe you're right about one thing, that there must be something wrong with 50 for opening her legs for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 Im not attacking your 2 year old son. Im attacking your inferior genepool. How bout them buretos? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted June 24, 2009 Author Share Posted June 24, 2009 Im not attacking your 2 year old son. Im attacking your inferior genepool. How bout them buretos? You're not attacking shit. You're tripping allover your own stupidity. How bout them bull balls? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 Youre trippin over your male wizard sleeve. That explains the baggy pants. Drunken fingered asshole oner. CHEESE STEAK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Soup Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 CHEESE STEAK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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