Weapon X Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 stfu, one of the, if not the coolest female here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Twinky Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 He gets them in the mood for sex in the kitchen. sex in the kitchen never works out for me... im always distracted by booze and pizza bagel bites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 Your rectum could always use toothpaste in the end of a long meeting, or maybe I should call on the flight attendant and she could rearrange the shelves at my Moms house? For every 31 people who kiss at sunset 37 people get raped at night fall. Think about it. I must have been high as fuck when I typed this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 Kitchen People Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 Your rectum could always use toothpaste in the end of a long meeting, or maybe I should call on the flight attendant and she could rearrange the shelves at my Moms house? For every 31 people who kiss at sunset 37 people get raped at night fall. Think about it. I must have been high as fuck when I typed this. are you kidding me? this is the most awesome thing ive read all week. i'm still trying to decipher it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 "Thats my Robert,always pissin on people" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 Your rectum could always use toothpaste in the end of a long meeting, or maybe I should call on the flight attendant and she could rearrange the shelves at my Moms house? For every 31 people who kiss at sunset 37 people get raped at night fall. Think about it. Nothin like when camron does my laundry for nickels and grapes while i play bingo drinking guava juice with a big girl... YOU DIG?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 this is what r.kelley wants to do in your kitchen: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 R Kelly dont rock rollerskates, I can't take that guy seriously. But this guy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_thFIwpUCQ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Power Bill Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 what did i just watch there? Confusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_R_O_N Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 i'd be far entirely too worried about getting love juices on my fine marble paneling to let anyone in my kitchen. that shit's expensive yo. Secondly, letting kels in yo kitchen is a no no, you leave him around your little sister and you know whats going to happen. Just think what could happen if you let that guy into your kitchen! I mean if i caught this mask toting hooligan getting his "bump n grind" on with my shrimp scampi, im finna to make that nigga disappear like mr big did to him that one time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 i can say with 100% accuracy that he is all this and better live. i specifically went to rainbow and bought a ten dollar plus size faux fur jacket to wear to his concert. i looked ridiculous. but that is what everyone there was wearing. Rainbow is my shit. They have one up the block from my family's house and I hit it up every time I am back in town. R Kelly inspires me to live life to the fullest. And to pee on people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 this kitchen aint big enough for the both of us, Kelly.. you cant come in..know your place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 niggas love r kelly... THIS IS HILARIOUS! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qCWCiu8230 She could have just stepped out of the way... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 Ssgg would get young berg'd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ginger Bread Man Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 that nigga r kelly used to frequent the gym i went to for sometime downtown chicago. id bump into him like twice a week. motherfucker is UGLY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detroit red Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 i can say with 100% accuracy that he is all this and better live. i specifically went to rainbow and bought a ten dollar plus size faux fur jacket to wear to his concert. i looked ridiculous. but that is what everyone there was wearing. and this is why you are my hero......for truly understanding how to "get in where you fit in". haha.... i mean...its not like you really had a choice....dude is, after all, the pied piper of R & B. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 The fuck is ssgg? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 SouthSide Google Gangsta! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 Orry? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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