watson Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 basically this is thread for you to gloat in the win/lose moments of your life that have affected other people it doesn't matter if the outcome was good or bad, but if it wasn't for you being alive, it wouldn't have happened to get things started: one of my friends had a house party. ended up meeting this chick within the first 5 minutes and over time we got drunk and got down to the fucking. come morning time, she had to bounce and we went our ways. turns out within a mile of the house she t-boned a car with hers. she was fine but totaled her car and i never talked to her from that point on. i found it hilarious that if it wasn't for me, she would have still be all good in her car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Twinky Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 if it wasnt for me, my girlfriends asshole wouldnt be sore. i win this game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_R_O_N Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 if it wasnt for me, the hyperbolic time chamber would have never been built. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Twinky Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 nevermind, you win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Organic Therapy Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 If it wasn't for me, the baby would still be alive... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FACTORY_MADE Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 if it wasnt for me two of my friends might not have had kids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
complex Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 if it wasn't for me every person i know would be different in a small way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
passporttoart Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 nice thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaOnlyQue Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 If it wasnt for me, this post woulda neva happened Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 if it werent for me we would still be using newtonian physics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watson Posted June 22, 2009 Author Share Posted June 22, 2009 fuckers are getting me irked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Harris Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 insert handsome boy modeling school video link here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silba Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Aiight, lemme see. One time me and some other guys were chilling at Riis Park a few blocks from the crib, It was late(about 10:30) and we decide to go to the soccer field by like Mamora, well I was lazy and said fuck that lets head to Fullerton(a street) well if it wasnt for me we woulda been in between a pretty bad gang shootout between the Miluakee Kings and Maniac Latin Disciples, both of them in which i hate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 if it wasnt for me, my girlfriends asshole wouldnt be sore. whats his name? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Twinky Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 larry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 if it werent for pizz, TinyChat aint never pop off half you fags wouldnt know bout this texas game and how we murder rap and yall wouldnt have half yalls vocabulary holler at the god Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 if it wasnt for me and my living room floor, bridget would still be a virgin... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 If it wasn't for me my potential new girl wouldn't be cleaning broken glass off her living room floor (lost grip on Wii controller) If it wasn't for the Wii controller I might have spent last night nuts deep in her BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 If it was'nt for me and my can of deodorant , that spider in my room would still be alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_R_O_N Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 if it wasnt for me, you wouldnt be hooked to that crack rock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banana fishd Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 If it wasnt for me, I would not have coffee all over the floor and my pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEzeRKer Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 if it wasn't for me, there would be 256 less hours worth of court mandated buff throughout my city FUCK THE BUFF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
o.O Almost Free Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 If it wasn't for me, the world wouldnt have aids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan5 Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 if i was never concieved my parents would still be together if i was neer concieved my cat would have died naturaly /nocatkilleritwasanacidentoner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 If it wasn't for me my potential new girl wouldn't be cleaning broken glass off her living room floor (lost grip on Wii controller) If it wasn't for the Wii controller I might have spent last night nuts deep in her BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I had to quote this just to say... bummer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goproyonotam Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 it is wasn't for me stella would have never lost her groove. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 If it wasn't for me my ex wouldn't be on antidepressants. Whoops. To make things a little more arbitrary, she had issues prior. Me ending it with her and how I handled the general situation just put things over the edge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 If it wasn't for me, the people in on the Manhattan bound F train this morning wouldn't have smelled that really horrible fart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 If it wasn't for me, your little sister wouldn't have happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phillybios Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 if it wasnt for me, jonh gacy wouldnt be here right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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