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I fast forwarded through that with the volume off..but I still think it is lame.

 

Not a scrap of real food in the entire house.

I am a grown up..so I don't eat like a 13 year old weed head.

 

We are serious about things so we have two fridge s....one for drinks, condiments, and cigarettes.

The other one is for fresh produce, cheese, and frozen veggies.

My set up wins every day of the week.

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I fast forwarded through that with the volume off..but I still think it is lame.

 

Not a scrap of real food in the entire house.

I am a grown up..so I don't eat like a 13 year old weed head.

 

We are serious about things so we have two fridge s....one for drinks, condiments, and cigarettes.

 

Wut?

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this made me want to set dudes kitchen on fire and blame it on his homeboy

 

who is

 

 

 

none other than

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

this nigga

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

right hurr

 

 

v3oexk.jpg

 

 

gay ass nigga lives right next to homeboys juicy juice can.

near the twinkies for faggots. pink twinkies. faggot twinkies.

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Wut?

 

I keep a carton of Newports in the freezer.

I used to also keep these awesome frozen pizzas up there, but I stopped buying them so now my freezer is for tobacco products only.

 

In the fridge part of the condiment one I also keep speciality flours for baking bread and making pasta, and I also have a huge thing of nutritional yeast flakes for vegan cheeses.

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I fast forwarded through that with the volume off..think it is lame.

 

you missed the entire hilarity of the video.

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My girlfriend, blacker than the darkest night

When niggas act bitch-made she got the heart to fight

Nigga my girlfriend, though we seperated at times

I knew deep inside, baby girl would always be mine

Picked you up when you was nine, started out my life of crime

wit you, bought you some shells when you turned twenty-two

It's true, nothin compares to the satisfaction

that I feel when we out mashin, me and my girlfriend

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A voice within me is sobbing, "You see, that's what's become of you. You're surounded by negative opinions, dismayed looks and mocking faces, people who dislike you, and all because you don't listen to the advice on your own better half." Believe me, I'd like to listen, but it doesn't work, because if I'm quiet and serious, everyone thinks I am putting ons new act and I have to save myslef with a joke, and then I'm not even talking about my own family, who assume I must be sick, stuff me with aspirins and sedatives, feel my neck and forehead to see if I have a temperature, ask about my bowel movements and berate me for being in a bad mood, until I just can't keep it up anymore, because when everybody starts hovering over me, I get cross, then sad, and finally end up and turning my heart inside out, the bad part on the outside, and the good part inside, and keep trying to find a way to become what I'd like to be and what I could be if...if only there were no other people in the world. Yours, Anne M. Frank

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Puffy lets be honest you a punk or you will see me with gloves

Remember that shit you said to Vibe about me bein a thug

You can tell the people you roll with whatever you want

But you and I know what's going on

Payback, I knew you bitch niggas from way back

Witness me strapped with Macs, knew I wouldn't play that

All you old rappers trying to advance

It's all over now, take it like a man

Niggas lookin like Larry Holmes, flabby and sick

Tryin to player hate on my shit, you eat a fat dick

Let it be known this is how you made me

Lovin how I got you niggas crazy

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Mama, just killed a man,

Put a gun against his head,

Pulled my trigger, now he's dead,

Mama, life had just begun,

But now Ive gone and thrown it all away

Mama ooo,

Didnt mean to make you cry

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow

Carry on,carry on,as if nothing really matters

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The ever controversial Tupac Shakur has

just released another album under the alias Makaveli.

Music insiders are running wild trying to rearrange other artist

street dates, in fear of a wipeout in retail interchart movement.

Although no one knows the exact cause of the new album;

resources tell me a number of less fortunate rappers

have joined together in conspiracy to assassinate the character

of not only Mr. Shakur, but of Death Row Records as well.

Nas, the alleged ring leader of it, is furious at Tupac

excuse me Makaveli's verbal assault

on Mobb Sleep, Notorius P.I.G., and several other New York rappers

Jay-Z, from "Hawaiian Sophie" fame, Big Little whatever

and several other corny sounding motherfuckers

are understandably shaken up by this release.

The question everbody wants to know is

why'd they get this nigga started?

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Appreciated.

 

The one where he goes to traffic court is funny.

Cable co one is funny.

Giving out $ inside Xmas cards to the homeless was cool.

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the one where he goes to mcdondalds and gets eveything on the dollar menu is really funny.

the drive thru guy gets all excited and shit.

"WE GOT THEM 2 FOR FIVE MACS GOING ON DOG"

its hilarious.

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