groyn shmoyn Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 *edit* fuck... you beat me. dang. i should really start going through the pages first. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoes Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 Insects>Humans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Nerves Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 one of the best thread ideas in awhile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WetPussy Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 After anthropologist Susan McKinley came back home from an expedition in South America, she noticed a very strange rash on her left breast. Nobody knew what it was and she quickly dismissed it believing that the sores would leave in time. Upon her return she decided to see a doctor after she started developing intense pains. The doctor, not knowing the exact severity of the case, gave her antibiotics and special creams. As time elapsed the pain did not subside and her left breast became more inflamed and started to bleed. She decided to bandage her sores however as Susan’s pain grew more intense she decided to seek help from a more certified doctor. Dr. Lynch could not diagnose the infection and told Susan to seek the aid of one of his colleagues who specialized in dermatology whom was sadly on vacation. She waited for two weeks and finally was able to reach the dermatologist. Sadly, a life changing event was about to unfold during her appointment. To Miss McKinley’s surprise, after she removed the bandages, they found larva growing and squirming within the pores and sores of her breast. Sometimes these wicked creatures would all together simultaneously move around into different crevices. What she didn't know was that the holes were in fact, deeper than she had originally thought for these larvae were feeding off the fat, tissue, and even milk canals of her bosom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 yeah bro, totally real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiendish Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 :lol: ... But yea, that's bullshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Nerves Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 lol's at the "true story" about that legendary fake pic, and the use of the word "bosom". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eaten By Wolves Posted June 21, 2009 Author Share Posted June 21, 2009 Fuck bot flys, glad they're all exterminated in the states. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 aww shit, thanks to this thread, now i have a bug on my post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papi Drew It Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 fuck bugs. real talk. this X 1000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ask4about2me Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 FUCK BUGS! anyone that has seen me on a lot of cocaine can tell you my feeling about bugs. an insect should either be able to fly OR sting,not both. that is unfair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ask4about2me Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asian_giant_hornet "Between 20 and 40 people die each year in Japan after being stung by giant hornets." 30 giant hornets vs 30,000 bees. fucking amazing footage AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! this thread will not be viewed by me ANYMORE!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 i got a bunch of bites on my legs and the same shit happened like 2 years ago and i mistook it for poison ivy, so im pretty sure i got bed bugs once a-fuckin-gain so.. fuck bugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Organic Therapy Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 My best friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Now these bugs I like........ Thread should of been about VW Bugs instead............. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 i miss my 72 super beetle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 i miss my 72 super beetle I know its not relating to this thread but fuck it. Me and my Uncle have a project Beetle and its a 69. We dropped the engine and put a bigger one. We just got done painting it.......... We are working on the interior. Still dont know whether to keep it old skool with black leather interior or actually go and make it a black/red theme inside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 so my homie wanted me to help him move a chair up to his third floor apartment a big ol la-z-boy joint that mother fucker was infested with fuckin spiders every 5 seconds id be smackin a spider off me or smash one on the chair. so his dumb ass sister went to goodwill paid 30 bucks for a fuckin chair that looked like ass, smelled like a dead dog filled with cat piss and its fuckin infested with spiders? good purchase he was the one who got bit, thankfully it wasnt me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 because they're fucking cool Fuck these little devils. I battled with these things back in the day on the regular. More often than not they won. They would fall out of the trees and you would have no idea they landed on you until you broke out in a rash. The more you would itch the more it would spread...ruined more than a few of my days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eaten By Wolves Posted June 23, 2009 Author Share Posted June 23, 2009 hey lugr what the fuck are they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 dealt with these things for years so gross so this is a centipede? One of these actually just crawled across my leg and was too fast for me to catch it. My boss called those things "wood bugs" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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