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Oh man, I had a couple pairs of Q jeans in the early 90s. Those things were so fucking retarded...I'd be ashamed of myself but the sad fact was that I was getting more ass than a toilet seat back then. I don't think it was on account of the pants, though.

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too late shai,

 

I've just started working for a porn reseller and there are at least two other graffiti related gay titles

Graffiti battle and

graffiti

there is also the street dancer series from vimpex.

 

as for you Philly

just man up and move on!

 

Based on people I've met and things I've seen (not first hand, thank you), I think there should be more gay graffiti videos. A LOT more. Maybe it's finally coming into its own as a genre.

 

"Hey BLASTER, grease up your poopchute...I've got 18" of hot black Montana can ready for your power bottom."

 

"All right FUZE, but first I'm going to tease your freshly shaven nuts with a Pilot while I polish your fuckstick with my tonsils...LIL PAPI here likes to watch."

 

How did you get a job at a porno reseller? What kind of customers do you get? What condition are the movies in when you recieve them? Several different people who worked at used record stores have told me about all the drugs and money they would find in DVD cases and other hiding spots.

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Because uploading photos to the internet takes so much more time/effort than making a pathetic thread does.

 

Maybe if you weren't such a buster, all your girlfriends wouldn't leave you.

 

 

A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly

And is also known as a buster (busta, busta...)

Always talkin' about what he wants

And just sits on his broke ass

So (no)

 

I don't want your number (no)

I don't want to give you mine and (no)

I don't want to meet you nowhere (no)

I don't want none of your time and (no)

 

Chorus:

I don't want no scrub

A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me

Hanging out the passenger side

Of his best friend's ride

Trying to holler at me

I don't want no scrub

A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me

Hanging out the passenger side

Of his best friend's ride

Trying to holler at me

 

There's a scrub checkin' me

But his game is kinda weak

And i know that he cannot approach me

Cuz i'm lookin' like class and he's lookin' like trash

Can't get wit' no deadbeat ass

So (no) (yea, yea)

 

I don't want your number (no)

I don't want to give you mine and (no)

I don't want to meet you nowhere (no)

I don't want none of your time (no)

 

Chorus

 

If you don't have a car and you're walking

Oh yes son i'm talking to you

If you live at home wit' your momma

Oh yes son i'm talking to you (baby)

If you have a shorty that you don't show love

Oh yes son i'm talking to you (yea yea yea yea...)

Wanna get with me with no money

Oh no i don't want no (oh)

 

No scrub (no scrub, no love)

No scrub (no no) (no scrub, no love)

No scrub (no no no no no)

No scrub (no no)

No

 

Chorus

 

Chorus

 

Left eye:

See, if you can't spatially expand my horizon

Then that leaves you in a class with scrubs never risin'

I don't find it surprisin'

If you don't have the g's

To please me and bounce from here to the coast of overseas

So, let me give you somethin' to think about

Inundate your mind with intentions to turn you out

Can't forget the focus on the picture in front of me

You as clear as dvd on digital tv screen

Satisfy my appetite with something spectacular

Check your vernacular

And then i get back to ya

With diamond like precision

Insatiable is what i envision

Can't detect acquisition

From your friend's expedition

Mr. big willy if you really wanna know

Ask chilli, could i be a silly ho

Not really, t-boz and all my senoritas

Is steppin' on your filas

But you don't hear me though

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