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the funny part is she actually is...

when i first met her i thought she was 15 and i was like bitch gtfo

 

but you stayed with her til she was 17. don't front and try to put her down after she left you. yeah shes ugly, shoulda realised that 2 years ago

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Alright, so you're going to need:

-12 feet of rope

-3 live squids

-100 live eels

-a funnel

-a lot of lube

-some roofies

-a video camera

-some viagra

 

Report back once you've gathered all these essential materials and i'll provide further instructions.

 

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Is this the final frontier for porn?

 

 

Really, I mean I havnt seen anything more

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