Mercer Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 Get some authentic afgan pussy if possible. Bet that shit is mad bushy but throw some soul glow activator on that bush and raw dog it and Rep for USA proper. Seriously though, stay as safe as possible and when times get tough keep a sense of humor and think of the stories you'll have to tell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted July 18, 2009 Author Share Posted July 18, 2009 holler. this place is really fucking hot, and really fucking boring. with the surge of troops coming in kandahar air field grew faster and larger than was ever planned, so one of the central landmarks is a giant shit pond. my tent is about 400m from that. fail. i'm probably posting from the same computers godforbid was posting from. nothing of consequence, just an update that i'm here. i miss beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 I can mps you some food stuffs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 No beer at all in the military? I figured they let folks drink a little like in mash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted July 18, 2009 Author Share Posted July 18, 2009 we got some beck's near-beer.... which i haven't even bothered to try yet. times are way different than the days of MASH. random--soup has my address if you want to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 No beer at all in the military? I figured they let folks drink a little like in mash. That was Korea. Thanks to Islam, this is a dry war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 Is the restriction on alcohol only in Muslim countries? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Power Bill Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 prison hooch brah!!!!! quality prison moonshine AKA juice, jump, raisin jack, brew, chalk, buck, hooch, and pruno. Modern Drunkard Magazine has two recipes available: Classic Pruno and Rich’s Orange Jack. Pruno is made with oranges, fruit cocktail, sugar, ketchup, and water. Doesn’t it sound tasty? Here’s the author’s reaction: I had to fight hundreds of thousands of years of human evolution and instinct to get down the first swallow. Even with my nose stuffed with toilet paper, my first instinct was to vomit out what my lizard brain told me was deadly poison. Orange Jack is made with orange juice concentrate, sugar, dinner rolls, and water. The dinner rolls are a surprising addition, but they are apparently there for yeast. Aside from the bread, this actually doesn’t sound so bad, but I think I’ll continue to stick to store-bought alcohol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 I don't think it's a matter of restriction as much as it is availability. I'm sure someone who has been there or is currently there can confirm or deny this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XJONATHONX Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 Ima send a letter soon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 I don't think it's a matter of restriction as much as it is availability. I'm sure someone who has been there or is currently there can confirm or deny this. I think that if you're an american engineer in say, Saudi Arabia, and you live on the work compound type thing they have set up booze is available. I can't substantiate this though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 fist, what are the rules regarding sending books/magazines? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 fist, what are the rules regarding sending books/magazines? You can send him anything you want. As long as it is not porn But even the softcore men's mags with girls in them is sometimes considered porn So use discretion and common sense Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 word, stay safe and thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted July 27, 2009 Author Share Posted July 27, 2009 porn is nothing to stress about here--we've got a virgin in our mortars who has a couple terabytes of it... so i've got access to everything, including shit i want nothing to do with. booze is available on post, its a nato operation, it seems that most non-US forces have it, hell, the french are apparently smoking weed here. but by US regs we can't have it. still in kandahar. its still lame, but its safe time in country which makes the wife happy. i bought a copy of "tattoo magazine" which i haven't done since i was 17 or so. holy shit. how is this thing still in print? besides a 4 page section w/ no close ups of hiroyoshi III and about 4 random pictures the magazine is full of shit work. and the flash section is fucking comedy. some faggot sent in a twilight painting... what a world we live in. the australian women continually impress me with how hot they are, and i'm constantly taken back at how ugly army whores are. thats the update. fist out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 word up n tattoo magazine still being weak as fuck. fist, are you still at the same address you originally sent me in a pm? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted July 27, 2009 Author Share Posted July 27, 2009 yeah, same address, though i haven't reached that locale yet. hopefully soon. you getting much riding in with the good weather? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 i sold the bicycle for tattoo money :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 i work with almost all ex miliotary have a sand spider as a pet a marine homie said his barracks had a pet sand spider send me a gold plated AK-47 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted September 3, 2009 Author Share Posted September 3, 2009 i'm sitting on the pakistan border. i'm about 400 miles from the city of my birth. this place sucks. dust 3 foot deep in places, 8 inches everywhere else. food sucks. low appetite, losing weight. been watching dexter, not reading as much as i should. have yet to see a gold plated ak. have seen some bad shit. read about a reporter that lost a leg? that was my unit. there are football sized weed fields here. pretty impressive. other than that, no mail from any of you... sad face. where are you irc crew? pm w/ any updates. fist, out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 sucks man, I feel you. Getting no mail is a real downer keep your head low and your ammo dry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 yeah what random said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 Man, I feel really bad. I think I got your address around here somewhere and I havent sent you shit. I remember being deployed and not getting any mail except some cookies n shit from my parents. It was a really big let down not to get anything. Mail is a big morale booster, I am going to go downtown tomorrow and try to find some trinkets you might dig. Its free for me to mail you shit Sorry man, I will try not to let you down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 Actually I dont have it, anyone got Fist's address? PM me that shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 Check yer pm's I got you fist, still got your address. Keep safe man, expect some mail soon, Head up dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 I never got your address, Chop, could you send it to me too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 i'll send some shit if someone can shoot me the addy tooooo :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted June 16, 2010 Author Share Posted June 16, 2010 well. this is the last night i'll be posting on 12oz from afghanistan. this year has come, and slowly it has gone. yep. i'll make a shitty picture thread in a month or so once i've got all my drinkin', fuckin', and rock 'n' rollin' in. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 Glad to hear you got through another year. To another safe year to another year of killing browns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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