jugzer Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 im hurtin, need some dough. where can i get it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 get a job? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvErMmiPbKc seems to work for me.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pimps up hos down Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 Why online? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 if there was a simple, quick, easy way to make money online, we'd all be doing it. or it would be valuable enough that nobody would want to tell you. pick another solution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted June 12, 2009 Author Share Posted June 12, 2009 get a job? got one, but they cut my hours, and the job market down here is wack, so im trying to look for something online, and not some ol pyramid scheme ass shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 sure Just sign up under my affiliate link... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gnarwalker Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 start an online poker joint. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 if I told you Id be making less money, Sheit!! I mean theres a boundary where bros meet me and well....economy sucks I gotta feed myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watson Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP FIRST, I MUST SOLICIT YOUR STRICTEST CONFIDENCE IN THIS TRANSACTION. THIS IS BY VIRTUE OF ITS NATURE AS BEING UTTERLY CONFIDENTIAL AND 'TOP SECRET'. I AM SURE AND HAVE CONFIDENCE OF YOUR ABILITY AND RELIABILITY TO PROSECUTE A TRANSACTION OF THIS GREAT MAGNITUDE INVOLVING A PENDING TRANSACTION REQUIRING MAXIMUM CONFIDENCE. WE ARE TOP OFFICIAL OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT CONTRACT REVIEW PANEL WHO ARE INTERESTED IN IMPORATION OF GOODS INTO OUR COUNTRY WITH FUNDS WHICH ARE PRESENTLY TRAPPED IN NIGERIA. IN ORDER TO COMMENCE THIS BUSINESS WE SOLICIT YOUR ASSISTANCE TO ENABLE US TRANSFER INTO YOUR ACCOUNT THE SAID TRAPPED FUNDS. THE SOURCE OF THIS FUND IS AS FOLLOWS; DURING THE LAST MILITARY REGIME HERE IN NIGERIA, THE GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS SET UP COMPANIES AND AWARDED THEMSELVES CONTRACTS WHICH WERE GROSSLY OVER-INVOICED IN VARIOUS MINISTRIES. THE PRESENT CIVILIAN GOVERNMENT SET UP A CONTRACT REVIEW PANEL AND WE HAVE IDENTIFIED A LOT OF INFLATED CONTRACT FUNDS WHICH ARE PRESENTLY FLOATING IN THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA READY FOR PAYMENT. HOWEVER, BY VIRTUE OF OUR POSITION AS CIVIL SERVANTS AND MEMBERS OF THIS PANEL, WE CANNOT ACQUIRE THIS MONEY IN OUR NAMES. I HAVE THEREFORE, BEEN DELEGATED AS A MATTER OF TRUST BY MY COLLEAGUES OF THE PANEL TO LOOK FOR AN OVERSEAS PARTNER INTO WHOSE ACCOUNT WE WOULD TRANSFER THE SUM OF US$21,320,000.00(TWENTY ONE MILLION, THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY THOUSAND U.S DOLLARS). HENCE WE ARE WRITING YOU THIS LETTER. WE HAVE AGREED TO SHARE THE MONEY THUS; 1. 20% FOR THE ACCOUNT OWNER 2. 70% FOR US (THE OFFICIALS) 3. 10% TO BE USED IN SETTLING TAXATION AND ALL LOCAL AND FOREIGN EXPENSES. IT IS FROM THE 70% THAT WE WISH TO COMMENCE THE IMPORTATION BUSINESS. PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% SAFE AND WE HOPE TO COMMENCE THE TRANSFER LATEST SEVEN (7) BANKING DAYS FROM THE DATE OF THE RECEIPT OF THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION BY TEL/FAX; 234-1-7740449, YOUR COMPANY'S SIGNED, AND STAMPED LETTERHEAD PAPER THE ABOVE INFORMATION WILL ENABLE US WRITE LETTERS OF CLAIM AND JOB DESCRIPTION RESPECTIVELY. THIS WAY WE WILL USE YOUR COMPANY'S NAME TO APPLY FOR PAYMENT AND RE-AWARD THE CONTRACT IN YOUR COMPANY'S NAME. WE ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO DOING THIS BUSINESS WITH YOU AND SOLICIT YOUR CONFIDENTIALITY IN THIS TRANSATION. PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF THIS LETTER USING THE ABOVE TEL/FAX NUMBERS. I WILL SEND YOU DETAILED INFORMATION OF THIS PENDING PROJECT WHEN I HAVE HEARD FROM YOU. YOURS FAITHFULLY, WATSON NOTE; PLEASE QUOTE THIS REFERENCE NUMBER (VE/S/09/99) IN ALL YOUR RESPONSES. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrashcat Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 be a 1337 hax0r and steal credit card numbers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nnout Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 sell your self on craigslist no homo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thismachinekills Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 jugzer, its simple. you see, i am actually a nigerian prince... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SQUIRREL Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 its not going to be on the ounce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_R_O_N Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 flip rare kicks for bread...niggas was selling their souls for the last pair of yeezies in DC last week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferris Bueller Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 look into unemployment insurance/benefits, maybe? i don't know how it is in other states, but with you might be eligible if your hours got cut. otherwise, just ask GucciCondom about his money-making schemes online. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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*PROTOCOL* Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 Send me $20 in a SASE, and I will send you the secret to unlocking your hidden earning potential! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FACTORY_MADE Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 flip rare kicks for bread...niggas was selling their souls for the last pair of yeezies in DC last week. this is actually a decent idea play kicks like stocks troll all the shoe forums get good buys flip them for more money use that to invest in more shoes ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mccheesy Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 Actually have you ever seen those pop ups and ads about how to make a lot of money on the internet? It's actually real.. I mean, a lot of the money you make is based off some type of referral type shit, basically an internet pyramid scheme, where the people don't pay but the major corporations do. It's a lot of work in front of the computer but it seems worth it. Too lazy to start though...haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan5 Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 get a video camera and make some porno like bangbros do it youll make millions /SUPERDOOPER/nh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP FIRST, I MUST SOLICIT YOUR STRICTEST CONFIDENCE IN THIS TRANSACTION. THIS IS BY VIRTUE OF ITS NATURE AS BEING UTTERLY CONFIDENTIAL AND 'TOP SECRET'. I AM SURE AND HAVE CONFIDENCE OF YOUR ABILITY AND RELIABILITY TO PROSECUTE A TRANSACTION OF THIS GREAT MAGNITUDE INVOLVING A PENDING TRANSACTION REQUIRING MAXIMUM CONFIDENCE. WE ARE TOP OFFICIAL OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT CONTRACT REVIEW PANEL WHO ARE INTERESTED IN IMPORATION OF GOODS INTO OUR COUNTRY WITH FUNDS WHICH ARE PRESENTLY TRAPPED IN NIGERIA. IN ORDER TO COMMENCE THIS BUSINESS WE SOLICIT YOUR ASSISTANCE TO ENABLE US TRANSFER INTO YOUR ACCOUNT THE SAID TRAPPED FUNDS. THE SOURCE OF THIS FUND IS AS FOLLOWS; DURING THE LAST MILITARY REGIME HERE IN NIGERIA, THE GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS SET UP COMPANIES AND AWARDED THEMSELVES CONTRACTS WHICH WERE GROSSLY OVER-INVOICED IN VARIOUS MINISTRIES. THE PRESENT CIVILIAN GOVERNMENT SET UP A CONTRACT REVIEW PANEL AND WE HAVE IDENTIFIED A LOT OF INFLATED CONTRACT FUNDS WHICH ARE PRESENTLY FLOATING IN THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA READY FOR PAYMENT. HOWEVER, BY VIRTUE OF OUR POSITION AS CIVIL SERVANTS AND MEMBERS OF THIS PANEL, WE CANNOT ACQUIRE THIS MONEY IN OUR NAMES. I HAVE THEREFORE, BEEN DELEGATED AS A MATTER OF TRUST BY MY COLLEAGUES OF THE PANEL TO LOOK FOR AN OVERSEAS PARTNER INTO WHOSE ACCOUNT WE WOULD TRANSFER THE SUM OF US$21,320,000.00(TWENTY ONE MILLION, THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY THOUSAND U.S DOLLARS). HENCE WE ARE WRITING YOU THIS LETTER. WE HAVE AGREED TO SHARE THE MONEY THUS; 1. 20% FOR THE ACCOUNT OWNER 2. 70% FOR US (THE OFFICIALS) 3. 10% TO BE USED IN SETTLING TAXATION AND ALL LOCAL AND FOREIGN EXPENSES. IT IS FROM THE 70% THAT WE WISH TO COMMENCE THE IMPORTATION BUSINESS. PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% SAFE AND WE HOPE TO COMMENCE THE TRANSFER LATEST SEVEN (7) BANKING DAYS FROM THE DATE OF THE RECEIPT OF THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION BY TEL/FAX; 234-1-7740449, YOUR COMPANY'S SIGNED, AND STAMPED LETTERHEAD PAPER THE ABOVE INFORMATION WILL ENABLE US WRITE LETTERS OF CLAIM AND JOB DESCRIPTION RESPECTIVELY. THIS WAY WE WILL USE YOUR COMPANY'S NAME TO APPLY FOR PAYMENT AND RE-AWARD THE CONTRACT IN YOUR COMPANY'S NAME. WE ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO DOING THIS BUSINESS WITH YOU AND SOLICIT YOUR CONFIDENTIALITY IN THIS TRANSATION. PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF THIS LETTER USING THE ABOVE TEL/FAX NUMBERS. I WILL SEND YOU DETAILED INFORMATION OF THIS PENDING PROJECT WHEN I HAVE HEARD FROM YOU. YOURS FAITHFULLY, WATSON NOTE; PLEASE QUOTE THIS REFERENCE NUMBER (VE/S/09/99) IN ALL YOUR RESPONSES. Man, Watson beat me to it. I was going to say easy way to make a buck online is to be a Nigerian E-mail Scammer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Twinky Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 got one, but they cut my hours, and the job market down here is wack, so im trying to look for something online, and not some ol pyramid scheme ass shit id say hit craigslist. or look in your local paper. in my town there this company who is paying people money to assembles CD cases and shit at home., for extra cash to those who need it. not a bad gig for doing something that easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 Do you have photoshop skills? If so, I might know a way... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YONEX Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 The best way ive discovered is working for a major bank doing some online data entry. But ive got no idea how you would get such a job. All i know is my mate works 20 or so hours on the internet from home doing data entry for a bank, and clears 900$ aus a week after tax. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 Bank websites are where I would look for that shit.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Twinky Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 you could ask your hat homie fernel for the still life hookup. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 sell your body. if no one wants it, service the bodies of others. gross and effective Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaOnlyQue Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 sell some shit on ebay or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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