Ski Mask Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 The Comfort Wipe an ass wiping device for those too fat to do it themselves. amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 That was a funny Simpsons episode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Nerves Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 HYUCK HYUCK!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 if only i were fat enough to have to use a stick to wipe my ass. /the life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 theres a guy at my work who must need one of these fucking obese motherfucker must be so nasty walking around with mudbutt all day everyday also wasnt that one of the simpsons episodes conan obrien was a writer for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
getursaladtossd Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 ii dont want ne thing shaped like a dick near my ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Nerves Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 + + = Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazztechno Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 LOL WARSH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 ii dont want ne thing shaped like a dick near my ass if you're fat, i think it's acceptable and non homo. /no fatty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watson Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 i love how the person using it in the pictures has an arm of any normal healthy person Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted June 12, 2009 Author Share Posted June 12, 2009 also, they try to market this to people who think handling toilet paper is unsanitary. so...is rubbing a plastic stick that repeatedly handles toilet paper around your ass any more sanitary than using your hand and washing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Twinky Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPYQtuDH6_o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 That commercial is a big liar. "The first improvement to toilet paper as we know it since the 1880's" Not true, man, not true. What about triple ply quilted with aloe? What about wet wipes? People back in the day were wiping with pages of a Sears & Roebuck catalog or a corn cob. Or the paper so thin it looks like tracing paper but feels like a cheap paper towel. There have been many improvements in the land of toilet paper. Whoever wrote that commercial has no sense of honesty or integrity. Fat people should just use a bidet and cut out the middle man. Also, that woman who says something like "toilet paper is so archaic and disgusting" is a total bitch. You must be on some OCD shit if you get grossed out at the thought of wiping with toilet paper. If I ever met that lady, I would go to her house and take a shit on the floor and then wipe my ass with her bath towels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohnoone Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 my boy went and bought some weed from this big fat motherfucker one time. he said dude had a nasty mop with a sawed off handle in the tub next to the toilet. this was years ago before this device was invented i assume. im sure he'd be stoked on this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FACTORY_MADE Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 this isnt even funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NERONEZ Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 if only i were fat enough to have to use a stick to wipe my ass. /the life :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2009 Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 wet wipes this. terrence howard knows what's up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MURDERTRAIN Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 that picture with the bugs. OH LORDY :shook: :yuck: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 oh see that bitch got flys on her ass crack?!?? thats disgusting she aint even too fat to wipe! shes just a nasty bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 ewww woman got that stanky doo doo butt with tsetse flys trying to holla at her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 wow. i was gonna make some comment about are yuo some kinda great big fat person then i saw the fly ass. ohmygross!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 + + = + + + = Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Doodles Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 if you're fat, i think it's acceptable and non homo. /no fatty I tried to prop you for this one but apparently I already did (sometime ago, I can't remember what). But props either way... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 I appreciate the Simpsons reference. Other than that, I can't knock someone for trying to wash their ass out and keep the hygiene A+, better for everyone, although I can see my way through to make fun for being an obese fuck!! And that woman w/ the dirty fly filled swamp hole- B-L-E-C-H!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 The Comfort Wipe an ass wiping device for those too fat to do it themselves. amazing. AAAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!! I'M GETTING THIS SHIT FOR MY POPS FOR FATHERS DAY!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Soup Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 SQUEEEEKY clean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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