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The Comfort Wipe

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an ass wiping device for those too fat to do it themselves.

amazing.

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theres a guy at my work who must need one of these

fucking obese motherfucker

must be so nasty walking around with mudbutt all day everyday

 

also wasnt that one of the simpsons episodes conan obrien was a writer for?

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ii dont want ne thing shaped like a dick near my ass

 

 

if you're fat, i think it's acceptable and non homo.

 

 

/no fatty

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i love how the person using it in the pictures has an arm of any normal healthy person

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also, they try to market this to people who think handling toilet paper is unsanitary. so...is rubbing a plastic stick that repeatedly handles toilet paper around your ass any more sanitary than using your hand and washing?

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That commercial is a big liar.

 

"The first improvement to toilet paper as we know it since the 1880's"

Not true, man, not true.

What about triple ply quilted with aloe?

What about wet wipes?

 

People back in the day were wiping with pages of a Sears & Roebuck catalog or a corn cob.

 

Or the paper so thin it looks like tracing paper but feels like a cheap paper towel.

There have been many improvements in the land of toilet paper.

 

Whoever wrote that commercial has no sense of honesty or integrity.

 

Fat people should just use a bidet and cut out the middle man.

 

 

Also, that woman who says something like "toilet paper is so archaic and disgusting" is a total bitch.

You must be on some OCD shit if you get grossed out at the thought of wiping with toilet paper.

If I ever met that lady, I would go to her house and take a shit on the floor and then wipe my ass with her bath towels.

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my boy went and bought some weed from this big fat motherfucker one time. he said dude had a nasty mop with a sawed off handle in the tub next to the toilet. this was years ago before this device was invented i assume. im sure he'd be stoked on this.

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if only i were fat enough to have to use a stick to wipe my ass.

 

 

 

/the life

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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oh see that bitch got flys on her ass crack?!??

thats disgusting she aint even too fat to wipe!

shes just a nasty bitch

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wow.

i was gonna make some comment about are yuo some kinda great big fat person

 

then i saw the fly ass.

 

ohmygross!!!

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if you're fat, i think it's acceptable and non homo.

 

 

/no fatty

 

I tried to prop you for this one but apparently I already did (sometime ago, I can't remember what). But props either way...

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